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Hectic
"No one ever townreads Hectic. Hectic just systematically destroys and obliterates any desire you could have or imagine to participate in activities with the remotest possibility of resulting in his death. He bragged to me once about having no mislynches in his first 12 games on site or something like that once. Even scum do not want to lynch him. There was a game with some confusion about role PM distribution that shook out in a way that should make him more likely to be scum for failing to notice townies were all CC'ed for receiving a VT role, and in that same game my scumpartner was threatening to kill everyone in the room to protect Hectic whilst ignoring me. I have only ever even attempted to mislynch him when it was badly necessitated AND he was half V/LA AND a mechanic paired his lynch with another one that was more compelling. In spite of those things, my human capacity to play scum that way confirms I'm not human. A human's will to send any and all physical, metaphorical, or theoretical objects that are not medical care, food, or Christmas cards in his general direction is rapidly undermined and eroded until it has been totally disintigrated." - Isis
"Also full disclosure, not reading anything Hectic is posting." - Amrun
"I don’t actually understand any of Hectic’s reads but it’d be far too embarrassing not to follow them since I wouldn’t lynch scum that way." - Hopkirk
"As with all the problems in my life, i blame Hectic as the sole root cause of it." - NorwegianboyEE
"I love Hectic 'Motherfucking Hectic' Hectic." - AaronFrost
"Would lynch hectic but that’s just because I’m literally not gonna read any of his posts this game" - Menalque
"Honestly, besides Conspire (Hectic & Kanna), who I think is a good idea for tonight’s kill, I don’t think there’s anyone who can take the combination of Mastina and I down right now." - Flavor Leaf
"Hectic is posting like he has a post restriction where he has to ask two useless questions in every other post" - ofrhz
"How dare you? Hectic is a treasure, I've only had Hectic for about five minutes tops, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself." - Locke113
"I'm not kidding when I say this: Take EVERYTHING Hectic says with a grain of salt. Half of it makes no sense." - EspressoPatronum
"Hectic is so enjoyable lol. I love it. It's like me without a filter in an extremist state." - Tchill
"You have so many alts that you no longer have a main, just a series of accounts, each a fraction of man, with no identity, no self, a mere broken soul, floating between hollow vessels, desperately clinging to an increasingly fleeting ego and consciousness, you are but a shell" - Not_Mafia
"Hectic's post was a beauty. I have high expectations for this game." - NotMySpamAccount
"I agree with Carl. I think Hectic’s “scum slip” is the Towniest thing he’s done so far." - Egduf
"I feel very intimidated by the expansive quote list of Hectic’s wiki page, but that may be a liability of my own insecurities." - Pour Another
"You're so fucking beautiful I want to protect you at all costs" - Pink Ball
"Hectic is the only person I trust rn this is sad" - Oversoul
"You know, if you’re actually scum Hectic, you’re gonna break my heart" - Kanna
"The one game I decide to blindly allow hectic to be town he is scum. Not even mad" - eth0s
"hectic is an ideal hydra partner; he lambasts you in such a way that you still feel good about yourself." - shiki
"Since summer of 2019, Mafiascum has been experiencing a rapid decline in Mafia victories, with Towns being stronger than ever. Site veterans were growing worried, what was the cause of this? Were the setups becoming too Townsided? Has the Mafia simply run out of good players? However, the answer was much simpler. A menacing Town force, known among the mortals under the name of "Hectic", had joined the battle." - Datisi
"One time I was the last Mafia member standing in a 3-player LyLo. Foolishly, I dared to cast a vote against Hectic after claiming I had a guilty result on him. One wrathful glare from him was enough to change my role into a Suicidal Mafioso, instantly making me grab for my pistol and fire it into my own head." - Datisi
“When Hectic’s around you have to make the mafia win condition eliminate all threats to your team rather than have a majority. I didn’t believe someone could talk the mafia team into selfvoting on even numbers until I saw Hectic do it with only four words.” - Hopkirk
"Hectic managed to lynch my imaginary friend." - Hopkirk
"Whenever I vote Hectic I have to make a new account after the game. I couldn’t show my face in a game afterwards if everyone knew I was that bad at mafia." - Hopkirk
"Whenever I’m in a game with Hectic I get paranoid free will doesn’t exist since it feels like I’m just typing exactly what he wants me to type." - Hopkirk
Not so secret alts
| Eve | Paragon | Five Candles | renaissance | Tommy Two Times | Ygritte | Zlair |
| Non Compos Mentis | Truth | Celeste | Genghis Khan | A Fourth | Olórin | Legolass |
| Replacement for Sujimichi | Hel | Marksman | Mafia Goon | Cthylla | Grumpy Cat | tea leaves |
| Donkey Kong | ralph217 | Odd Day Jester | 420 Blaze It | Nandor the Relentless | Staarling | pichu |
| mary44 |
Game History: (OUTDATED)
Overall: 24 Wins - 13 Losses - 3 Abandoned
Star Key: 1 - terrible, 2 - bad, 3 - alright, 4 - good, 5 - great
