Lynx The Antithesis

Lynx the Antithesis is a midget transvestite amputee who's real passion is seducing the type of people that play on MafiaScum. He once rode a golden rhinoceros through an army of Bill Gates as a means for crowd control. He has an intense case of coprophagia. He likes to live dangerously. Example: He takes his daily baths in a tub of pure heroin. He really likes Boy George and Culture Club, his favorite song being "Tumble For Ya." Sometimes he reads books, but he usually just defecates on them. He's furry.