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I wanted a copy of the original forum thread here:
- Then nobody would use secret ballots in elections, to preserve the citizen's right to punish people who vote the wrong way.
- Doctors would wander the streets randomly instead of waiting in their clinics for patients to come to them.
- Then nosy pensioners would be the greatest threat to organised crime.
- The cop would arrest the vig for murder.
- Masons wouldn't wear cool outfits, like they do now.
- I'd be in the same timezone as everyone!
- Mondays would be months long and thursdays would last 10 minutes.
- People would die over a NO U chain.
- Anix would sleep for 11hrs a day
- I would have been NKed long ago.
- Everyone would watch pumpkins with a very careful eye.
- Serial killers would target the FBI.
- psychologists would study cops to figure out if they're sane or not.
- Headstones everywhere would read "Bah, Go Town!"
- The game would be threatened by a mass flavor-claim due to a lack of safe claims.
- Everybody in Texas would have a gun but only one bullet.
- Then Glork and Fritz would have been NKed a long time ago.
- New York City would have "Population: 40"
- The game would fail because we don't have an mod.
- God would be the mod
- Mutes (such as monks), would inexplicably either morph into someone else, or die.
- Everyone would be given a handwritten note from God at their birth, which details exactly how evil they are, and how to win at life.
- If anyone attempted to show someone else that note, they would inexplicably die.
- Children would be told by adults to live in a town with 4 other children and 2 adults. There would be no-one else in the town, and 2 of them would be evil.
- Capital punishment would be legal.
- People will get hanged for seeming to aggressive or being a recluse.
- The Courts would be out of a job.
- Actors would be much more rare than they are today.
- Frogs would talk.
- Upick would punch a hole through time.
- People with speech impediments would be asked if they had a "post restriction."
- The penalty for lying would be the death penalty
- Confused Floridians would lynch Al Gore then demand a recount
- Police officers that insisted on always being in uniform would have a tragically short life expectancy
- Hospitals would become a thing of the past because all the doctors will have gone into hiding
- Psychologists would have a 100% success rate in treating cannibals.