Albert B. Rampage

This is Albert B. Rampage's page. If you're here, odds are that I pissed you off and you're out to get me. That, or the random page function.

About Me

I joined in 2007. When I found a link to this page I just knew I couldn't let this chance pass me by. I knew I had to play mafia again. Paranoid, trigger-happy and inconsistent are good adjectives to describe me. In my more lucid moments, I am quite self-aware. I also often unintentionally abbreviate "you're" to "your".

Quotes

{DS confirming his vote for me}

"That pearl of wisdom, combined with that mysterious B, makes me happy with my vote." - DeathSauce

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{After I ordered the town to vote Aimee, and hammered her myself}

"If that's a lynch I may cry." - Aimee

Gaming Record

Completed Games: 6 - Town: 3 - Scum: 4 - SK: 0 - Wins: 3 - Losses: 3

Newbe game [1]

Lost as vanilla townie. Would have won if we went along with my original plan. Lesson Learned: You can't convince other townies easily.

Good Ol' Mafia[2]

Won as mafia, survived along with JDodge. Lesson learned: Don't get involved, keep low-key, etc.

Hacker Mafia[3]

Lost by nightkill as mafia on the last night of the game. Lesson Learned: Claiming SK before Ly-Lo was my most brilliant move to date.

Judgment Day Mafia[4]

Lost as mafia, lynched on the first day. Lesson Learned: Don't get lynched Day 1.

Texas Justice Mafia[5]

Won as 1-shot vig, survived. Lesson Learned: Keep it simple stupid.

Stargate Mafia[6]

Nightkilled as vanilla townie.

Ultimatum Mafia[7]

Won as mafia, survived. Lesson Learned: A strong mafia team makes all the difference.

Ongoing Games

Beast Wars[8] Friends and Enemies[9] 24 Mafia[10] Mgm's Egypt Mafia[11]