Gayle

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Gayle is a MafiaScum newbie, whose terrible skills were forged in the tough streets of irc mafia games with 50 second days. As such, S/he is completely useless and prone to only posting 'lol bandwagon' before voting randomly. S/he is also extremely prone to emo votes over the slightest 'insult' such as 'It would help if everyone posts more'.

Biography

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Gayle grew up on the farmlands of Missouri and has aspired to be a moderator for a mafia game since childhood. S/he spent his/her early years thinking up unbalanced theme games and scribbling them down in raggedy spiral notebooks. When s/he completed his/her trial of adulthood (a test all young missourians must go through), s/he moved to the big city so that s/he might obtain an internet connection. Having done so, s/he now appears on MafiaScum in the hopes that someday s/he will be a great moderator.

'I want to be the very best. The best there ever was!'

Game History

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Record: Currently undefeated. Sources claim that this feat has little to do with Gayle's personal play at all.

Newbie 865
Role: Vanilla Townie
Replay: Here
Result: Emo hammer on Day 2
In an interview after being eliminated from the game, Gayle was reported to have shouted 'Its just a god damned piece of paper!'.

Newbie 877
Role: Vanilla Townie
Replay: Here
Result: Bandwagoned on Day 1
In the Pre-Game interviews, Gayle had this to say: "We are in a hopelessly — or as you put it impossible — or how about combine and simply say hopelessly impossible situation of love.".
In a rage after being lynched, Gayle shouted "I swear to God I’m [expletive] going to take this [expletive] ball and shove it down your [expletive] throat, you hear that? I swear to God."

Newbie 884
Role: ???
Replay: Here
Result: *Game In Progress*
When asked what fans should expect from the upcoming game, Gayle responded "For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it."

Mafia With The Quickness
Role: Super Saint
Replay: Here
Result: Killed Night 2.
When asked what fans should expect from the upcoming game, Gayle responded "For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it." Gayle was then killed in a fatal shooting on Night 2.

In an angry blog post after the game, Gayle made claims of a conspiracy by the rest of the players of Mafia With The Quickness. A portion of the rant reads "The complete lack of evidence is the surest sign that the conspiracy is working. And by 'lack of evidence' I mean 'lack of scumhunting', and by 'conspiracy is working' I mean 'Haylen is playing'."

Newbie 888
Role: ???
Replay: Here
Result: *Game In Progress*
After a terrible performance in Mafia With The Quickness, Gayle was assigned to bench warming duty. However, Gayle got a chance to join the game after several players spontaneously combusted mid-game. Gayle and fellow replacements denied allegations that they'd set fire to their replacees, saying that they had 'little to no involvement' in the burnings.