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Toaster Strudel
Player Characteristics
Mysterious yet prolific player who plays dumb to survive and be more persuasive. Really, really dumb. Toaster Strudel suffers not from shame and there is no limit to how dumb she is willing to look to fool people. Doesn't appear to ever pay attention, does not read special game instructions, and logic is almost always faulty. Paradoxically endowed with a brilliant scumdar. An idiot savant.
Evidence and Quotes Supporting Toaster Strudel's Weak Mental Faculties
- PBuG:
"TS, your time wasn't being wasted, you were just being uncommonly dim."
"Do you ever get tired about being wrong all the time?" Response: No. For a true idiot like myself, the novelty of being wrong never wears off.
- Toaster Strudel:
"...admittedly, I am not the brightest bulb in the marquee."
""you'd let me rebut before you voted if Toaster Strudel managed to give you one halfway decent idea, right?" For the record, TS's scumdar was spot on this one.
Evidence and Quotes Supporting Toaster Strudel's Finely Tuned Scumdar
- Knew Fritzler was scum way back when, but no one listens to TS.
- Campaigned tirelessly to secure a lynch of BlackBerry despite his being cleared by a dead cop, and continued to believe, rightly, that BlackBerry was scum even after the false revelation that he was a "Mason."
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