Toaster Strudel

Player Characteristics

Mysterious yet prolific player who plays dumb to survive and be more persuasive. Really, really dumb. Toaster Strudel suffers not from shame and there is no limit to how dumb she is willing to look to fool people. Doesn't appear to ever pay attention, does not read special game instructions, and logic is almost always faulty. Paradoxically endowed with a brilliant scumdar. An idiot savant.

Evidence and Quotes Supporting Toaster Strudel's Weak Mental Faculties

• TS, your time wasn't being wasted, you were just being uncommonly dim.

Evidence and Quotes Supporting Toaster Strudel's Finely Tuned Scumdar

• Knew Fritzler was scum way back when, but no one listens to TS.

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"Squeezable icing, flaky pastry crust and sweet, gooey fillings are irresistible."

External Links

• Pillsbury's Official Toaster Strudel Page
• Wikipedia Toaster Strudel Page
• Ingredient List
• Toaster Strudel vs. Pop Tart
• Strudel vs. Pop Tart