AniX

The legendary Daniel S. Anix, master of everything and nothing...at the same time. He is intensely eccentric, increasingly insane, and always awesome.

Why God has an AniX complex

- Dan Anix invented the Mafia variation Upick, which as quickly dominated the chat mafia community and has even spread over to forum mafia.

- Dan Anix has an obsessive love for FBI Special Agent Dr. Dana Katherine Scully. It is from this gimmick his title of "Scully Stalker" comes.

- Despite the aforementioned Scully love, Dan Anix is a hetero-romantic asexual, meaning he doesn't want anything to do with your diseased snakes, chest cancer sacs, or the old people wounds between your legs.

- Dan Anix was the first one to buck the GTKAS queue, making him the origin of one of the more pervasive fads on Mafiascum.

- Dan Anix is known by the alias "Mr. 11th Hour" due to his uncanny ability to lurk throughout an entire game and then, at the final moments before his side is going to lose, appear out of nowhere and break the game open. The lurk time has been handwaved away as everything from laziness to prep time to a restriction to keep it so the game doesn't end too early.

- Dan Anix once single-handily shut down mafiascum on the first "Trademark Day" by effectively spamming the board with 11 threads, each of which was extremely image and text heavy. It forced mith to come on bent knee the following year, using the very name of the day to beg Dan Anix to "Not break the site." In Dan AniX's benevolence, he did not.

- Dan Anix is proudly a heteroromatic asexual, meaning that while he is romantically attracted to females, he is equally uninterested in sex with boys and girls.

Rumors You Should Known are Incredibly True

- Invented eating, thus single-handily curing starvation.

- His scumchat games always seem to end with Darth Mulder or Darth Scully killing everyone. Its best you don't ask.

- According to the 80's, AniX logically has cold hard cash, due to the fact he is always Mr. Right.

- Known for being extremely attractive. Officially is the hottest person ever born, according to the Bible.

- Has refused on multiple occasions to show a picture of himself, for fear of having a worldwide lust overload as everyone on the internet orgasms at the same time.

- Also known as "The Boss", after defeating Bruce Springsteen in a card game. He now is routinely followed around by Tony Danza, who Anix repeatedly asks "Whose the Boss?", to which Danza must respond "You are."

-Had his beginning in Scumchat(circa 2003) running Seinfeld mafia. It single-handily multiplied viewing of Seinfeld by a factor of 11.

- Through his intense detective work, he figured out the same guy who shot the deputy, trying to frame Bob Marley for it, was also the guy who let the dogs out. This person: Cowboy Curtis from Pee-Wee's Playhouse.

-Declared a prophet and was put on the fast track to becoming the pope based on the following evidence: http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c356/AniX_/proof.jpg