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Albert B. Rampage
General
This is Albert B. Rampage's page. If you're here, odds are that I pissed you off and you're out to get me. That, or the random page function.
About Me
I joined in 2007. When I found a link to this page I just knew I couldn't let this chance pass me by. I knew I had to play mafia again. Trigger-happy, confrontational and inconsistent are good adjectives to describe me. In my more lucid moments, I am quite self-aware. I also often unintentionally abbreviate "you're" to "your" EDIT: Fixed.
Credentials
Games Modded
Quotes About Me
- "Great game Albert, never would have guessed you were the scum." -JordanA24 in Hacker Mafia
- "Albert, High Five, if it weren't for your fantastic arguing, we'd be screwed." -Chief91592 in Newbie 444
- "Gotta give it to Albert, there, because it was headed in exactly the right direction until I became convinced he was town." -VanDamien in Ultimatum Mafia
- "IF Alberts take on Aimee is correct, I will fear him in every other game I play from this day forward" -Lowell in Mafia 436
- "I had the feeling that ABR was the last mafioso doing a awesomely well play, even tho he was a townie he earned great respect from me for that game." -FeRnAnDo in Open 27
- "Albert played quite well. Gah I feel dirty." -Oman
- "This is why people enjoy lynching you so much, Albert." -Sarcastro
- "ABR is known for his kind and caring nature. <3" -Shanba
- "You my friend are full of win." -Crub in Texas Justice 51
- "ABR is dangerous as town and scum, and as Flay put it "A loose cannon"" -Flameaxe in MAD Mafia
- "There is not a single player on this site that can call an ABR all in." -Thestatusquo
Quotes About Others
"How does being disrespectful make you scum? Wake up and smell the reality. If I were standing right next to you I would slap you in the face. You are not Dr. House. You are not Shark. You are not Simon from American Idol. Those people are rude because that's the way they sell their show. They should not be looked at as role models. If you can't respect someone, then get off the internet and go visit a psychiatrist and don't come back until you're done. And if you expect me not to vote you because this is what you do all the time, then just forget about it." -Iammars, speaking to Flameaxe
Gaming Record
- Completed (non-newbe) Games: 17
Town: 10 - Scum: 6 - Alone: 2 - Wins: 10 - Losses: 8
- Won as mafia, survived. Lesson learned: Don't get involved, keep low-key, etc.
- Lost as mafia, NK'd night 3.
- Lost as mafia, lynched day 1. Lesson Learned: Don't get lynched Day 1.
- Won as 1-shot vig, survived. Lesson Learned: Keep it simple stupid.
- Lost as doctor, NK'd night 1. The famous game where I claimed I would blow up half the town with me if I were lynched.
- Won as mafia, survived. Lesson Learned: A strong mafia team makes all the difference.
- Won as Jester. Lesson Learned: My arrogance is unflappable.
- Lost as mason, NK'd night 3.
- Lost as vanilla townie, NK'd.
- Won as vanilla townie, survived.
- Won as vanilla townie, lynched day 2.
- Won as mafia, survived.
- Won as vanilla townie, NK'd night 2.
- Lost as SK, lynched day 3.
- Lost as vanilla townie, endgamed day 4.
- Won as vanilla townie, survived.
- Won as 1-shot vig, lynched day 3.
- Lost as mafia godfather, lynched day 4.