JDodge

WHO IS JDODGE?

Although the more important question is "Who the (expletive deleted) cares?", we'll ignore that for now and focus on the more upbeat aspects of this enigmatic mystery.

JDodge is a student from sunny, beautiful, NASCAR and International Speedway Corporation-owned Port Orange, Florida. A suburb of Daytona Beach! NOTICE US TOO! COME ON. He joined MafiaScum in May of 2005, on a day best known as the 68th Anniversary of the Hindenburg disaster. Oh the humanity and all that crap. The following is a response he got when asking someone to describe him for use on this page:

[01:54:42 AM] ultimaavalon: big annoying jerk ^{[citation needed]}

His playstyle is self-described in the following three words: I don't think. He sits back, watches and then lets his instincts do all the work. This has the following side effects:

• Lurking
• General scummy tone
• Internal bleeding
• Angry demeanor
• People thinking he's just pulling names out of a hat and calling them scum (he is!)
• Nausea and vomiting

He is very proud of the fact that he manages to do absolutely 0 work in most games and still figure out who almost all of the scum are almost all of the time! And that's all I can think of or be bothered to write at the moment. Deal with it.

JDodge/Records

Quotes

[08:45:19 PM] jdodge1019: I'm awfully snitty towards everybody

[08:45:20 PM] Sir Tornado 88: /agree

[01:30:20 AM] jdodge1019: But my psychiatrist helped fix that problem

[01:30:20 AM] ultimaavalon: THIS IS TRUE

[01:36:16 AM] jdodge1019: I AM CRIBBAGE

[01:36:17 AM] buhbuhbam13: cribbage is amazing

(12:20:55 AM) You have just entered room "scumchat." thesheamuffin (12:20:57 AM): ? unsanitary999 (12:21:02 AM): ! thesheamuffin (12:21:07 AM): xyl? thesheamuffin (12:21:10 AM): O.o andycyca (12:21:39 AM): ¿ jdodge1019 (12:22:09 AM): yes jdodge1019 (12:22:22 AM): punctuation mark andycyca (12:22:42 AM): ¿¡ unsanitary999 (12:22:57 AM): my friend is stalking me on mafiascum now jdodge1019 (12:23:18 AM): yes jdodge1019 (12:23:20 AM): i noticed poppinpuffin (12:25:37 AM): dodgeeeeeee andycyca (12:25:49 AM): eeeeeeee jdodge1019 (12:25:59 AM): beccaaaaaaa poppinpuffin (12:26:03 AM): I <3 dodge jdodge1019 (12:26:19 AM): i will not respond to that at this time jdodge1019 (12:26:20 AM): >.> jdodge1019 (12:26:21 AM): <.< unsanitary999 (12:26:59 AM): also cocks jdodge1019 (12:28:39 AM): ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO JESUS jdodge1019 (12:28:46 AM): CKILLOR IS!!!!! thesheamuffin (12:29:29 AM): poppinpuffin (12:26:03 AM): I <3 dodgeunsanitary999 (12:26:59 AM): also cocks unsanitary999 (12:29:38 AM): ^5 thesheamuffin (12:29:39 AM): Jdodge, he's also allergic to girls thesheamuffin (12:29:41 AM): lulz jdodge1019 (12:29:58 AM): BUT IF YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO JESUS THEN YOU GO TO HELL FOR BEING A BLASPHEMOUS HERETIC jdodge1019 (12:30:06 AM): OR POSSIBLY GET BURNED AT THE STAKE jdodge1019 (12:30:14 AM): either one works really CaffieneDeity (12:30:32 AM): "thesheamuffin(12:28:44 AM): Jdodge, he's also allergic to girls" That was awesome. thesheamuffin (12:30:44 AM): Heh thesheamuffin (12:30:48 AM): I "lol"s thesheamuffin (12:30:49 AM): d thokstar (12:30:55 AM): I'm apparently the only person allergic to mold jdodge1019 (12:31:04 AM): i almost put down mould jdodge1019 (12:31:19 AM): i wrote down the first 4 things that came to mind thesheamuffin (12:31:29 AM): me too jdodge1019 (12:31:39 AM): dust was the only one i was worried about thesheamuffin (12:31:41 AM): I have no allergies, though thesheamuffin (12:31:44 AM): Except cocks thesheamuffin (12:31:47 AM): I'm allergic to cocks GlorkTheInvader (12:31:53 AM): Also, cocks jdodge1019 (12:31:59 AM): turns out bees were the lowest scoring of my answers jdodge1019 (12:32:25 AM): everyone is allergic to bees on some level GlorkTheInvader (12:32:37 AM): NUTS, SHELLFISH, CHOCOLATE, POLLEN GlorkTheInvader (12:32:44 AM): that's probably what i'd have said thesheamuffin (12:32:51 AM): you would have been fine thokstar (12:33:00 AM): I'm still in the lead thesheamuffin (12:33:04 AM): Seeing as ckillor put "girls" and "jesus" unsanitary999 (12:33:04 AM): thok thesheamuffin (12:33:07 AM): Me too, thok unsanitary999 (12:33:07 AM): i'm allergic to mold jdodge1019 (12:33:08 AM): you would have gotten 44 points, glork thokstar (12:33:08 AM): Evn if it's the "fake" lead jdodge1019 (12:33:13 AM): i'm in fake 2nd GlorkTheInvader (12:33:16 AM): I considered pet dander, mold,and dust jdodge1019 (12:33:17 AM): 4 points behind you GlorkTheInvader (12:33:18 AM): as alternatives jdodge1019 (12:33:54 AM): flea was in fake last and waaay behind a short while ago jdodge1019 (12:34:01 AM): now he's gained quite a bit jdodge1019 (12:36:49 AM): ahahahahaha jdodge1019 (12:37:08 AM): my joke list in the thread on CC where they accused us of being multis got checked jdodge1019 (12:37:26 AM): where i said they were alts of each other because they were agreeing with each othr unsanitary999 (12:38:03 AM): hahahahahaha unsanitary999 (12:38:05 AM): i love this forum unsanitary999 (12:38:09 AM): and by i love it jdodge1019 (12:38:11 AM): hrmmm unsanitary999 (12:38:11 AM): i mean that i hate it jdodge1019 (12:38:16 AM): ticket is still open on NFC unsanitary999 (12:38:17 AM): because it's the worst forum i've ever seen jdodge1019 (12:38:19 AM): but no response jdodge1019 (12:38:59 AM): brb thesheamuffin (12:39:23 AM): no u unsanitary999 (12:39:44 AM): I'll give someone 20 bucks to finish this project for me thesheamuffin (12:40:29 AM): What is it? GlorkTheInvader (12:40:34 AM): *licks affectionately* thesheamuffin (12:40:35 AM): And how would you pay me/ GlorkTheInvader (12:40:38 AM): SHIT RWONG WINDOW SORRY SHEA GlorkTheInvader (12:40:47 AM): I MEAN GlorkTheInvader (12:40:48 AM): FUCK thesheamuffin (12:41:08 AM): /fucks GlorkTheInvader (12:41:12 AM): :D thesheamuffin (12:41:15 AM): strawberry GlorkTheInvader (12:41:19 AM): cake thesheamuffin (12:41:22 AM): strawberry GlorkTheInvader (12:41:24 AM): cake thesheamuffin (12:41:25 AM): strawberry GlorkTheInvader (12:41:32 AM): cake thesheamuffin (12:41:34 AM): strawberry GlorkTheInvader (12:41:36 AM): cake thesheamuffin (12:41:37 AM): strawberry GlorkTheInvader (12:41:39 AM): cake thesheamuffin (12:41:40 AM): strawberry GlorkTheInvader (12:41:41 AM): cake thesheamuffin (12:41:42 AM): strawberry GlorkTheInvader (12:41:44 AM): cake jdodge1019 (12:41:47 AM): rhubarb on fire thesheamuffin (12:41:56 AM): You are a disgrace unsanitary999 (12:42:27 AM): It's a final project for my journalism class thesheamuffin (12:42:35 AM): What is it, and how would you pay me? unsanitary999 (12:42:44 AM): super vague, super easy unsanitary999 (12:43:02 AM): it's finding a bunch of sources and inserting them into a "would-be" memo to my editor thesheamuffin (12:43:05 AM): I'd do it if you ordered me pizza hut online right now. unsanitary999 (12:43:21 AM): srsly? thesheamuffin (12:43:28 AM): Heh thesheamuffin (12:43:30 AM): Well thesheamuffin (12:43:34 AM): How much needs to be done? thesheamuffin (12:44:06 AM): never mind the store is closed. poppinpuffin (12:44:09 AM): he has to get a pizza for me poppinpuffin (12:44:17 AM): NUH UH Dominos is open till 2 thesheamuffin (12:44:17 AM): I'm so hungry poppinpuffin (12:44:19 AM): (on fridays thesheamuffin (12:44:27 AM): They don't have online ordering for my area thesheamuffin (12:44:32 AM): I haven't eaten today jdodge1019 (12:44:41 AM): why aren't there any 24 hour pizza places unsanitary999 (12:44:41 AM): Well it's very easy to do and very vague, just time consuming and annoying jdodge1019 (12:44:47 AM): that have online ordering thesheamuffin (12:44:48 AM): Ah thesheamuffin (12:44:52 AM): Time consuming thesheamuffin (12:44:54 AM): Gay thesheamuffin (12:45:07 AM): You know when I was at St. Johns I used to charge 20$ a page? thesheamuffin (12:45:25 AM): made pretty decent money unsanitary999 (12:45:42 AM): you have to find 3 internet sites, 3 magazine articles, a book source, two interview candidates (with questions and credentials), an annotation for one source, a government source, 3 scholarly journal articles, and a couple of other things unsanitary999 (12:45:48 AM): and then synthesize some of the information thesheamuffin (12:45:55 AM): unsanitary999 (12:45:42 AM): you have to find 3 internet sites, 3 magazine articles, a book source, two interview candidates (with questions and credentials), an annotation for one source, a government source, 3 scholarly journal articles, and a couple of other things thesheamuffin (12:45:56 AM): FUCK THAT unsanitary999 (12:45:57 AM): and implicitly put those sources into an article thesheamuffin (12:46:00 AM): For 20$ jdodge1019 (12:46:06 AM): and a partridge in a pear treeeee thesheamuffin (12:46:09 AM): Try like 80$ unsanitary999 (12:46:11 AM): cite those sources as well unsanitary999 (12:46:17 AM): that's just what i have left to do andycyca (12:46:41 AM): hark unsanitary999 (12:46:43 AM): I've done about half of it unsanitary999 (12:46:49 AM): and it's due friday (12:47:17 AM) poppinpuffin has left the room. andycyca (12:48:16 AM): I'm charging $10 an hour for Chem classes unsanitary999 (12:48:34 AM): I'll pay you 50, shea andycyca (12:49:02 AM): the gentleman in aquamarine says 50, Do I hear 52? unsanitary999 (12:49:03 AM): or 30 and 2 WoGs andycyca (12:51:25 AM): I think shea passed out unsanitary999 (12:52:11 AM): hey unsanitary999 (12:52:21 AM): i'm trying to "track" information about the new vikings stadium unsanitary999 (12:52:27 AM): what site should i set up an RSS feed at? jdodge1019 (12:52:34 AM): i would do it but i have no time thesheamuffin (12:52:34 AM): www.wowomg.com jdodge1019 (12:52:49 AM): although i needs moneys andycyca (12:52:49 AM): www.elreyano.com jdodge1019 (12:53:01 AM): go with the first one unsanitary999 (12:54:19 AM): some help you all are unsanitary999 (12:54:24 AM): although thanks for the link andy thesheamuffin (12:56:31 AM): i like this song (12:56:34 AM) CaffieneDeity has left the room. thesheamuffin (12:56:38 AM): Quag would hate it :-) unsanitary999 (12:57:22 AM): what song Buhbuhbam13 (12:58:11 AM): Hi. (12:58:31 AM) GL mole has left the room. (12:58:31 AM) andycyca has left the room. (12:58:59 AM) andycyca has entered the room. andycyca (12:59:08 AM): fucking ISP andycyca (12:59:18 AM): you're welcome quag unsanitary999 (12:59:26 AM): guys help me find 3 scholarly journal articles pleasepleaseplease :-( andycyca (12:59:33 AM): about what? jdodge1019 (12:59:33 AM): there is one incredibly intelligent response from that soundout bitch in the following thread jdodge1019 (12:59:34 AM): http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=35573 unsanitary999 (12:59:56 AM): regarding...building sports stadiums or new sports stadiums jdodge1019 (1:00:02 AM): it's enigmatic unsanitary999 (1:00:22 AM): if you can get insights on the minnesota gophers and twins, that'd be great (since they're building new stadiums in minneapolis), but anything is cool with me unsanitary999 (1:01:52 AM): since the project is so fucking vague and lenient andycyca (1:02:33 AM): what are the characteristics of a "Scholar" article? andycyca (1:02:46 AM): I mean, does Scientific American work? unsanitary999 (1:03:36 AM): No, but that will work unsanitary999 (1:04:00 AM): Scholarly means that it has to be printed in a periodical journal and is peer reviewed. Scientific american is a magazine article unsanitary999 (1:04:05 AM): something of which i need as well :-) (1:04:31 AM) andycyca has left the room. (1:04:38 AM) andycyca has entered the room. thokstar (1:09:07 AM): Quag, what do you want 3 scholarly journal articles about? unsanitary999 (1:09:22 AM): (11:59:55 PM) Cody: regarding...building sports stadiums or new sports stadiums unsanitary999 (1:09:29 AM): (12:00:21 AM) Cody: if you can get insights on the minnesota gophers and twins, that'd be great (since they're building new stadiums in minneapolis), but anything is cool with me unsanitary999 (1:10:16 AM): I've found two, but I'm having difficulty finding other relevant ones thokstar (1:10:30 AM): Have you tried using Google scholar? jdodge1019 (1:10:54 AM): google knows all unsanitary999 (1:11:14 AM): yes thokstar (1:11:15 AM): Google scholar is specifically a search through scholarly papers unsanitary999 (1:11:28 AM): i'm going to try again with different search terms if you guys won't do this for me :-) thokstar (1:11:48 AM): I just typed in economics, stadiums minnesota thokstar (1:11:51 AM): :P thesheamuffin (1:12:33 AM): Have you tried jstor... thokstar (1:13:12 AM): Apparently there's a Journal of Sports Econmics thokstar (1:13:16 AM): rt Economics unsanitary999 (1:13:20 AM): ooh! unsanitary999 (1:13:30 AM): i must not have used nice terms in my search thokstar (1:13:44 AM): http://jse.sagepub.com/ thokstar (1:14:10 AM): Again, use Google Scholar, not Google proper unsanitary999 (1:14:16 AM): yeah i know jdodge1019 (1:14:23 AM): truuuuuuuust gooooooooogle unsanitary999 (1:16:04 AM): thanks thok jdodge1019 (1:17:04 AM): "1983 - The Hitler diaries were revealed as a hoax when experts examined the books and concluded that they were fake." jdodge1019 (1:17:21 AM): They were revealed as a hoax when they concluded they were a hoax thokstar (1:19:30 AM): So, both my newbie games are day 1, six pages long thokstar (1:19:52 AM): One over a month old, and the other is only a few days old. thokstar (1:19:56 AM): Hmmmmm jdodge1019 (1:20:25 AM): hmmmmm thokstar (1:20:33 AM): I blame the ICs thokstar (1:20:41 AM): And everybody else jdodge1019 (1:20:48 AM): i have jordan and BM for ICs in one of my games jdodge1019 (1:20:55 AM): it's going excruciatingly slowly thokstar (1:21:10 AM): That;s got to be better than what I started with thokstar (1:21:20 AM): lordy and FerNaNdO jdodge1019 (1:21:26 AM): ouch jdodge1019 (1:21:31 AM): didn't one or both flake thokstar (1:21:40 AM): Oman replaced FeRnAnDo (1:21:44 AM) MazzehMedeh has entered the room. jdodge1019 (1:21:59 AM): my middle newbie has IH and The Fonz thokstar (1:22:03 AM): (Don't expect consistent capitalization in fErnAndO jdodge1019 (1:22:26 AM): oh jdodge1019 (1:22:37 AM): and my youngest one has Rishi and spurgistan jdodge1019 (1:22:42 AM): :-\ thokstar (1:22:44 AM): Who? thokstar (1:22:54 AM): spurgistan? jdodge1019 (1:22:55 AM): yes jdodge1019 (1:23:04 AM): still fairly new thokstar (1:23:05 AM): I repeat, spurgistan? GlorkTheInvader (1:23:13 AM): hehe, your "youngest" newbie jdodge1019 (1:23:16 AM): yes jdodge1019 (1:23:28 AM): i have 3 newbie games, they are like my children thokstar (1:23:33 AM): My most recent one has Adel and Pug jdodge1019 (1:23:33 AM): i am a horrible father jdodge1019 (1:25:03 AM): i hate how suddenly all the people whom I was at one point an IC to are now ICs jdodge1019 (1:25:11 AM): i want to be a newbie again damnit jdodge1019 (1:25:21 AM): then i can care less thokstar (1:25:42 AM): A bunch of people need to be smacked with a trout MazzehMedeh (1:25:47 AM): I want to be newbie again so maybe I won't suck the second time up :\ jdodge1019 (1:25:48 AM): indeed jdodge1019 (1:25:53 AM): pfft jdodge1019 (1:25:56 AM): you don't suck Maz MazzehMedeh (1:25:59 AM): :\ MazzehMedeh (1:26:11 AM): at least as town I do jdodge1019 (1:26:21 AM): i learned more from that newbie game with you in it than any of the ones I IC'd MazzehMedeh (1:26:27 AM): which game was that? XD MazzehMedeh (1:26:32 AM): and did I do anything decent? :\ jdodge1019 (1:26:33 AM): the lucky one MazzehMedeh (1:26:37 AM): oh yeah MazzehMedeh (1:26:39 AM): ...that one T_T jdodge1019 (1:26:50 AM): you traumatized me and turned me into the player i am today MazzehMedeh (1:26:54 AM): the complete and utter abortion of luck MazzehMedeh (1:27:03 AM): what game was that? I now desire to read it jdodge1019 (1:27:06 AM): 284 thesheamuffin (1:27:10 AM): m MazzehMedeh (1:27:11 AM): sweet thesheamuffin (1:27:12 AM): h thesheamuffin (1:27:14 AM): s thesheamuffin (1:27:16 AM): j thesheamuffin (1:27:19 AM): 8 thesheamuffin (1:27:33 AM): strawberry jdodge1019 (1:27:51 AM): of the 3 newbie games i played as an actual newbie, one was as a townie, one was as a cop, and one was as scum jdodge1019 (1:27:53 AM): in that order jdodge1019 (1:28:15 AM): this was back when they had mostly competent people ICing newbies thesheamuffin (1:28:24 AM): Yeah thesheamuffin (1:28:31 AM): Before the dark ages of twito thesheamuffin (1:28:43 AM): I need foos thesheamuffin (1:28:44 AM): d thesheamuffin (1:28:47 AM): like so bad thesheamuffin (1:28:49 AM): SOOOO bad jdodge1019 (1:28:50 AM): i think i had Seol, Commodore Amazing and BMQ for ICs in my first game MazzehMedeh (1:28:52 AM): What good did I do in that game besides my trademark "omfg explosion o' rage" gambit? :\ MazzehMedeh (1:29:00 AM): (which did nothing of course) thesheamuffin (1:29:06 AM): MazzehMedeh (1:29:00 AM): (which did nothing of course) jdodge1019 (1:29:12 AM): your explosion of rage gambit helped quite a bit thesheamuffin (1:29:14 AM): But it was secretly everything jdodge1019 (1:29:21 AM): IT MADE ME STOP BEING DUMB MazzehMedeh (1:29:23 AM): partner had to commit suicide :\ thesheamuffin (1:29:25 AM): no it didn't jdodge1019 (1:29:28 AM): stallingchamp jdodge1019 (1:29:30 AM): yes MazzehMedeh (1:29:30 AM): it would have been more epic had it won the game thesheamuffin (1:29:31 AM): LOL thesheamuffin (1:29:36 AM): schamp MazzehMedeh (1:29:39 AM): which btw has happened before jdodge1019 (1:29:39 AM): i think he did that newbie game thing to get back at me thesheamuffin (1:29:49 AM): time to go get food MazzehMedeh (1:30:30 AM): but seriously dude, don't patronize me :\ jdodge1019 (1:30:34 AM): eh jdodge1019 (1:30:38 AM): i'm serious MazzehMedeh (1:30:50 AM): I made you a good player by being a bad one? :\ jdodge1019 (1:30:55 AM): that's the one of my games as a newbie that i remember MazzehMedeh (1:31:11 AM): srsly I'm pretty terrible. read chrono trigger. MazzehMedeh (1:31:19 AM): I have had a few good games but otherwise I fail jdodge1019 (1:31:25 AM): isn't that like 100 pages or something jdodge1019 (1:31:31 AM): if so i'd rather not at the moment thokstar (1:31:35 AM): Just read the last few pages MazzehMedeh (1:31:37 AM): yeah. MazzehMedeh (1:31:38 AM): :\ thokstar (1:31:44 AM): Where we yell at Maz for being an idiot MazzehMedeh (1:31:46 AM): I am not sure what I was thinking frankly MazzehMedeh (1:31:56 AM): :\ thank you for rubbing in my face something I admit from like a year ago thokstar (1:31:57 AM): You weren't thinkinh thokstar (1:32:12 AM): But fair enough MazzehMedeh (1:32:17 AM): no, I had some sort of thought process MazzehMedeh (1:32:20 AM): it was just horribly wrong thokstar (1:32:23 AM): I blame my random vig role MazzehMedeh (1:32:45 AM): know what sucks? several games in which I was rocking as scum have been abandoned thokstar (1:32:46 AM): If my vig on Primate had worked, it wouldn't have been an issue. MazzehMedeh (1:32:53 AM): specifically Exile jdodge1019 (1:32:55 AM): exile jdodge1019 (1:32:56 AM): yes jdodge1019 (1:33:07 AM): i remember that one because of skruffs jdodge1019 (1:33:15 AM): and how i hate playing in games with him thokstar (1:33:17 AM): Stupid Lowell messed up the streak of Large Theme town wins GlorkTheInvader (1:33:18 AM): APPARENTLY MY SOUL IS WORTH MORE THAN A MILLION DOLLARS jdodge1019 (1:33:21 AM): which started with that GlorkTheInvader (1:33:34 AM): what GlorkTheInvader (1:33:35 AM): blinds go up MazzehMedeh (1:33:37 AM): we had exile in our palsm :\ jdodge1019 (1:33:38 AM): why was it Mariyta's fault MazzehMedeh (1:33:39 AM): ^palms MazzehMedeh (1:33:41 AM): it was crazy thokstar (1:33:43 AM): Oh, I guess SG-1 already broke the streak jdodge1019 (1:33:47 AM): i was handing it to you MazzehMedeh (1:34:02 AM): wasn't just you :{ MazzehMedeh (1:34:04 AM): :P The Fritzler (1:34:28 AM): hi mazz The Fritzler (1:34:33 AM): ready for the largest dungeon ever? jdodge1019 (1:34:36 AM): but it was mostly me MazzehMedeh (1:34:36 AM): hells yes The Fritzler (1:34:46 AM): i kind of want to die once we hit level 7 The Fritzler (1:34:50 AM): so i can be a ghost faced killah thesheamuffin (1:34:51 AM): I think generally MazzehMedeh (1:35:02 AM): heh. thesheamuffin (1:35:02 AM): A player is as good as they think they are bad thesheamuffin (1:35:06 AM): For instance jdodge1019 (1:35:07 AM): indeed MazzehMedeh (1:35:14 AM): Shea: If that is true I am abnormally amazing. thesheamuffin (1:35:15 AM): BM thinks he;s awesome jdodge1019 (1:35:19 AM): yes jdodge1019 (1:35:21 AM): and he's terrible thesheamuffin (1:35:23 AM): He sucks proportionally jdodge1019 (1:35:26 AM): i think i've lost my touch MazzehMedeh (1:35:28 AM): Fritz: Have you seen my character? Vow of Poverty Dragonfire Adept. :D thokstar (1:35:33 AM): I would use Albert as a better example thesheamuffin (1:35:39 AM): Whereas you think you're bad thesheamuffin (1:35:45 AM): Whereas you're pretty good thesheamuffin (1:36:07 AM): The anomaly is people like PJ who are good and know it thesheamuffin (1:36:21 AM): And people like Jdodge who are bad and know it The Fritzler (1:36:26 AM): no The Fritzler (1:36:28 AM): let me check it out thokstar (1:36:31 AM): Feh, PJ often thinks he sucks unsanitary999 (1:36:37 AM): question GlorkTheInvader (1:36:37 AM): No The Fritzler (1:36:37 AM): mazz, can i ahve bingo take a 10 on a track check? MazzehMedeh (1:36:38 AM): I still insist I am terrible. Look at most of the games I am in. I get mislynched for stupid shit or go all CT. GlorkTheInvader (1:36:41 AM): PJ just says he thinks he sucks thesheamuffin (1:36:42 AM): Ok fine unsanitary999 (1:36:43 AM): this may be a self centered question thesheamuffin (1:36:44 AM): GLORK jdodge1019 (1:36:45 AM): i'm not bad per se thesheamuffin (1:36:48 AM): Who thinks he's good thokstar (1:36:49 AM): Glork, fair enough jdodge1019 (1:36:50 AM): just a misunderstood genius thesheamuffin (1:36:51 AM): And actually is MazzehMedeh (1:36:56 AM): Fritz: no, because there is a negative consequence unsanitary999 (1:37:02 AM): what about players like quagmire who don't really give a damn jdodge1019 (1:37:03 AM): ah fuck jdodge1019 (1:37:08 AM): i just proved your point shea jdodge1019 (1:37:10 AM): :-( thesheamuffin (1:37:14 AM): unsanitary999 (1:37:02 AM): what about players like quagmire who don't really give a damn MazzehMedeh (1:37:15 AM): quagmire? that guy is a douche jdodge1019 (1:37:19 AM): yeah thesheamuffin (1:37:19 AM): They get banned straight away GlorkTheInvader (1:38:16 AM): yeah that quag is such a zoneace GlorkTheInvader (1:38:22 AM): god GlorkTheInvader (1:38:24 AM): fuck him thesheamuffin (1:38:28 AM): Becca was doing a research a research paper thesheamuffin (1:38:33 AM): And had never heard of jstor thesheamuffin (1:38:35 AM): Which shocked me GlorkTheInvader (1:38:36 AM): A RESEARCH A RESEARCH PAPER thesheamuffin (1:38:45 AM): How can you do a research paper without jstor? MazzehMedeh (1:39:12 AM): uhm MazzehMedeh (1:39:15 AM): how does I jstored? thesheamuffin (1:39:19 AM): Um jdodge1019 (1:39:22 AM): a research a research a research a research thesheamuffin (1:39:32 AM): Go to your school library unsanitary999 (1:39:37 AM): i've never heard of jstor thesheamuffin (1:39:38 AM): Find journal databases unsanitary999 (1:39:44 AM): I've never been to my school's library thesheamuffin (1:39:44 AM): Go to jstor thesheamuffin (1:39:51 AM): Librarys webpage thesheamuffin (1:39:56 AM): Is what I meant MazzehMedeh (1:39:59 AM): I know what jstor is dude thesheamuffin (1:40:09 AM): unsanitary999 (1:39:37 AM): i've never heard of jstor MazzehMedeh (1:40:16 AM): oh. jdodge1019 (1:40:18 AM): no u MazzehMedeh (1:40:28 AM): Sleep time homies. MazzehMedeh (1:40:36 AM): I can has class at 8. jdodge1019 (1:40:39 AM): no jdodge1019 (1:40:41 AM): you can't MazzehMedeh (1:40:46 AM): oh then no sleep for me ^_^ jdodge1019 (1:40:47 AM): so there GlorkTheInvader (1:40:53 AM): I went through all of college without knowing about jstor GlorkTheInvader (1:40:56 AM): *shrugs* thesheamuffin (1:41:02 AM): Man thesheamuffin (1:41:08 AM): it makes writing papers so much easier thesheamuffin (1:41:18 AM): Especially for those pesky "print" sources (1:41:41 AM) andycyca has left the room. MazzehMedeh (1:41:42 AM): I wrote a paper not too long ago because the wikipedia page for marie-antoinette has a retarded number of page citations from a single book MazzehMedeh (1:41:47 AM): and now I sleep for real. good night, sirs. The Fritzler (1:42:27 AM): woot woot The Fritzler (1:42:28 AM): 19 The Fritzler (1:42:59 AM): putting my hidden language to use thesheamuffin (1:43:49 AM): Heh thesheamuffin (1:43:58 AM): Thats my favorite way to find online sources thesheamuffin (1:44:07 AM): Go to wikipedia, and yoink their citations. GlorkTheInvader (1:44:14 AM): .asdpoifjaspdivjlk GlorkTheInvader (1:44:17 AM): fuck poker thesheamuffin (1:44:22 AM): You lose, glork. thesheamuffin (1:44:26 AM): lets draft GlorkTheInvader (1:44:28 AM): Yeah, I put someone ona heart draw GlorkTheInvader (1:44:33 AM): knew they'd chase the river GlorkTheInvader (1:44:35 AM): pushed, they called GlorkTheInvader (1:44:37 AM): natch, the heart comes jdodge1019 (1:44:46 AM): lolz thesheamuffin (1:44:52 AM): thesheamuffin (1:44:22 AM): You lose, glork.thesheamuffin (1:44:26 AM): lets draft GlorkTheInvader (1:44:55 AM): there goes $12 ._. GlorkTheInvader (1:45:11 AM): no, I have to go to bed soon thesheamuffin (1:45:14 AM): thesheamuffin (1:44:22 AM): You lose, glork.thesheamuffin (1:44:26 AM): lets draft thesheamuffin (1:45:15 AM): thesheamuffin (1:44:22 AM): You lose, glork.thesheamuffin (1:44:26 AM): lets draft thesheamuffin (1:45:16 AM): thesheamuffin (1:44:22 AM): You lose, glork.thesheamuffin (1:44:26 AM): lets draft jdodge1019 (1:45:16 AM): pfft thesheamuffin (1:45:16 AM): thesheamuffin (1:44:22 AM): You lose, glork.thesheamuffin (1:44:26 AM): lets draft thesheamuffin (1:45:17 AM): thesheamuffin (1:44:22 AM): You lose, glork.thesheamuffin (1:44:26 AM): lets draft thesheamuffin (1:45:18 AM): thesheamuffin (1:44:22 AM): You lose, glork.thesheamuffin (1:44:26 AM): lets draft thesheamuffin (1:45:18 AM): thesheamuffin (1:44:22 AM): You lose, glork.thesheamuffin (1:44:26 AM): lets draft GlorkTheInvader (1:45:18 AM): drafting is at least a 2-hour commitment for me jdodge1019 (1:45:24 AM): sleep is for the weak thesheamuffin (1:45:26 AM): Do you know thesheamuffin (1:45:37 AM): Nick is like 30-2 in the last week GlorkTheInvader (1:45:51 AM): That's pretty solid GlorkTheInvader (1:45:59 AM): I've not played in a few days GlorkTheInvader (1:46:06 AM): *shrug* thesheamuffin (1:46:07 AM): He's like ranked 150th on modo thesheamuffin (1:46:09 AM): in limited thesheamuffin (1:46:18 AM): 1920 rating? wtf unsanitary999 (1:46:19 AM): is that playswith squirrels thesheamuffin (1:46:23 AM): Yeah thesheamuffin (1:46:34 AM): My rating is 1530 GlorkTheInvader (1:46:35 AM): at 1854? thesheamuffin (1:46:36 AM): >.> unsanitary999 (1:46:39 AM): TELL HIM TO STOP PLAYING FUCKING MAGIC GlorkTheInvader (1:46:40 AM): Not t150 thesheamuffin (1:46:42 AM): Heh unsanitary999 (1:46:45 AM): AND START UP THE GAME HE'S MODDING! thesheamuffin (1:46:49 AM): Whats your ranking? unsanitary999 (1:46:52 AM): IT'S BEEN NIGHT FOR NEARLY A MONTH! thesheamuffin (1:46:55 AM): Dude thesheamuffin (1:46:59 AM): I played in corons game thesheamuffin (1:47:04 AM): So shut then fuck up thesheamuffin (1:47:08 AM): We had night for 3 months thesheamuffin (1:47:21 AM): Then there was MoS and Glorks game creampuffeater (1:47:27 AM): lol thesheamuffin (1:47:28 AM): Which had night for like 2 months thesheamuffin (1:47:31 AM): And then got cancelled creampuffeater (1:47:38 AM): 63 creampuffeater (1:47:41 AM): i think thesheamuffin (1:47:43 AM): After I had played fucking BRILLIANTLY for 2 days thesheamuffin (1:47:44 AM): 53 creampuffeater (1:47:50 AM): ahhh creampuffeater (1:47:51 AM): close unsanitary999 (1:47:52 AM): I've been playing brilliantly all game thesheamuffin (1:48:00 AM): NO UR NOT RITE unsanitary999 (1:48:03 AM): I dominated that one guy that starts with a C unsanitary999 (1:48:09 AM): Cephrir or something thesheamuffin (1:48:10 AM): CPE, you and sudo set up a game time yet? creampuffeater (1:48:19 AM): i should check scum thesheamuffin (1:48:28 AM): Panzer lost to korlash thesheamuffin (1:48:37 AM): Who is playing...YOu guessed it, korlash control jdodge1019 (1:48:46 AM): i fucking hate korlash jdodge1019 (1:48:48 AM): so much creampuffeater (1:48:48 AM): ok creampuffeater (1:48:50 AM): Shea creampuffeater (1:48:52 AM): we set it up creampuffeater (1:48:59 AM): for between 9:30 and 11 creampuffeater (1:49:01 AM): whenever thesheamuffin (1:49:01 AM): For right now? thesheamuffin (1:49:04 AM): Thats awesome creampuffeater (1:49:05 AM): no creampuffeater (1:49:07 AM): right now thesheamuffin (1:49:08 AM): So... thesheamuffin (1:49:14 AM): You mean you're playing right now? creampuffeater (1:49:15 AM): is die cause of 3 tests tommorrow thesheamuffin (1:49:16 AM): I approve thesheamuffin (1:49:22 AM): Dude thesheamuffin (1:49:28 AM): You don't know the meaning of tests creampuffeater (1:49:37 AM): cramming last minute? thesheamuffin (1:49:42 AM): 1 have 3 papers due tommorow thesheamuffin (1:49:50 AM): And also a final creampuffeater (1:49:50 AM): you started? thesheamuffin (1:50:00 AM): And I didn't sleep last night either thesheamuffin (1:50:02 AM): No fuck that creampuffeater (1:50:05 AM): lol unsanitary999 (1:50:24 AM): I have two classes tomorrow unsanitary999 (1:50:27 AM): and work for 2 hours unsanitary999 (1:50:33 AM): so I will sleep now thesheamuffin (1:50:35 AM): I could have worked today thesheamuffin (1:50:39 AM): But I turned my boss down thesheamuffin (1:50:44 AM): So I could work on my papers thesheamuffin (1:50:50 AM): So then I played MWS instead thokstar (1:51:27 AM): Any time Panzer loses is good. jdodge1019 (1:51:36 AM): quick question jdodge1019 (1:51:43 AM): how would you describe me in 3 words or less jdodge1019 (1:51:53 AM): i'm rewriting my wiki page and will make use of this GlorkTheInvader (1:51:56 AM): Of course, Shea. GlorkTheInvader (1:51:59 AM): That's how it works. :P thokstar (1:52:03 AM): Stubborn dog jdodge1019 (1:52:49 AM): hrmmm thesheamuffin (1:52:55 AM): thokstar (1:51:27 AM): Any time Panzer loses is good. thesheamuffin (1:52:56 AM): Why? thokstar (1:53:08 AM): Because Panzer's full of himself GlorkTheInvader (1:53:21 AM): ha, modo's down anyway shea :P thesheamuffin (1:53:23 AM): I would describe you as "nitwit, booby, flubber" GlorkTheInvader (1:53:29 AM): I probably crashed it jdodge1019 (1:53:32 AM): hrmmm (1:53:35 AM) Buhbuhbam13 has left the room. GlorkTheInvader (1:53:36 AM): I was getting the info of every person in the draft room thesheamuffin (1:53:40 AM): heh thesheamuffin (1:53:47 AM): You can just check your standing... GlorkTheInvader (1:53:51 AM): I was in G and I'd already found four people with limited ratings higher than 1854 GlorkTheInvader (1:54:01 AM): I LIKE TO DO THINGS INEFFICIENTLY thesheamuffin (1:54:04 AM): heh thesheamuffin (1:54:07 AM): You go to my games GlorkTheInvader (1:54:10 AM): I KNOW thesheamuffin (1:54:12 AM): (your games, not mine.) GlorkTheInvader (1:54:14 AM): But I can't see nick's rating GlorkTheInvader (1:54:16 AM): on my games thesheamuffin (1:54:17 AM): And then you do a rain dance. thesheamuffin (1:54:18 AM): Yeah GlorkTheInvader (1:54:28 AM): I'm just going to go ahead GlorkTheInvader (1:54:30 AM): and assume creampuffeater (1:54:32 AM): PROVE WHY AB = DEATH GlorkTheInvader (1:54:33 AM): that I crashed modo GlorkTheInvader (1:54:34 AM): and pat myself on the back creampuffeater (1:54:35 AM): damnit creampuffeater (1:54:38 AM): thats not the question thesheamuffin (1:54:42 AM): creampuffeater (1:54:32 AM): PROVE WHY AB = DEATH thesheamuffin (1:54:46 AM): Actual Butsecks? GlorkTheInvader (1:54:47 AM): well you see creampuffeater (1:55:07 AM): >.> creampuffeater (1:55:09 AM): no thesheamuffin (1:55:16 AM): did you mean AP? thesheamuffin (1:55:22 AM): Apprenticed penis creampuffeater (1:55:34 AM): i mean creampuffeater (1:55:36 AM): geo fails GlorkTheInvader (1:55:47 AM): A = 7, B = 30, D = 3, E = 5, T = 1, and H = 2 GlorkTheInvader (1:55:50 AM): Thus, AB = DEATH thesheamuffin (1:55:57 AM): Glork Smash GlorkTheInvader (1:56:01 AM): RAWR thesheamuffin (1:56:06 AM): REAGAN SMASH GlorkTheInvader (1:56:11 AM): *poke* thesheamuffin (1:56:19 AM): *punch* GlorkTheInvader (1:56:19 AM): REGANOMICS! thesheamuffin (1:56:27 AM): Fuck Regan GlorkTheInvader (1:56:32 AM): REGANOMICS! jdodge1019 (1:56:33 AM): REGAN? thesheamuffin (1:56:36 AM): Yeah thesheamuffin (1:56:41 AM): Theres this kid I know jdodge1019 (1:56:43 AM): i agree jdodge1019 (1:56:45 AM): fuck regan thesheamuffin (1:56:45 AM): Named Brian Regan thesheamuffin (1:56:49 AM): And he sucks balls. GlorkTheInvader (1:56:52 AM): REGANOMICS! jdodge1019 (1:57:11 AM): oh thesheamuffin (1:57:12 AM): Glork had a bit too much juice tonight jdodge1019 (1:57:30 AM): i thought you meant the girl from The Exorcist GlorkTheInvader (2:01:04 AM): REGANOMICS! creampuffeater (2:04:52 AM): heh glork thesheamuffin (2:05:32 AM): glork likes men GlorkTheInvader (2:05:43 AM): If by men GlorkTheInvader (2:05:44 AM): you mean GlorkTheInvader (2:05:46 AM): REGANOMICS! thesheamuffin (2:05:52 AM): Dude thesheamuffin (2:05:59 AM): I would have more respect for you if you liked men. GlorkTheInvader (2:06:08 AM): ....reganomics? thesheamuffin (2:06:24 AM): Brian Regan is an idiot GlorkTheInvader (2:06:29 AM): Robutt Chikin? thesheamuffin (2:06:41 AM): And any economic systme he could come up with would be flawed GlorkTheInvader (2:06:48 AM): ROBUTT CHIKIN GlorkTheInvader (2:07:35 AM): Sweet GlorkTheInvader (2:07:37 AM): Arizona needs to win out GlorkTheInvader (2:07:47 AM): That gives UVa ++quality win thesheamuffin (2:09:08 AM): no u GlorkTheInvader (2:09:22 AM): HELLZ BELLZ YEAH ME GlorkTheInvader (2:09:40 AM): ..."hells bells yeah" might be the aweomest phrase I've ever heard. thesheamuffin (2:10:46 AM): Nah thesheamuffin (2:10:50 AM): "America, fuck yeah" (2:10:52 AM) The Fritzler has left the room. GlorkTheInvader (2:11:08 AM): no way jdodge1019 (2:11:12 AM): "you have 3 months to live" GlorkTheInvader (2:11:17 AM): Woo! GlorkTheInvader (2:11:22 AM): okay, bed thesheamuffin (2:11:22 AM): how about GlorkTheInvader (2:11:25 AM): /exhausted thesheamuffin (2:11:29 AM): "I like cocain" jdodge1019 (2:11:36 AM): i prefer cocaine jdodge1019 (2:11:37 AM): i mean jdodge1019 (2:11:38 AM): uh jdodge1019 (2:11:41 AM): yes that thesheamuffin (2:11:42 AM): owned jdodge1019 (2:12:33 AM): i just redid my wiki page jdodge1019 (2:12:37 AM): i hope it sucks less now thesheamuffin (2:18:37 AM): I like the "citation needed" tag jdodge1019 (2:18:49 AM): yeah that was real inspired (2:19:16 AM) The Fritzler has entered the room. creampuffeater (2:20:31 AM): I SLEEPZ jdodge1019 (2:20:40 AM): sleep is for the weak