Three-Pronged Trouser God

My name is kuribo, and I'm a certified G, and a bonafied stud. And you can't. Teach. That.

And this right here, this is T-Bone. And he's seven foot tall. And you can't. Teach. That.

And this right here, this is Untrod Tripod. And he's hot as hell. And you can't Teach. That.

Badaboom, Realest hydra in the room! HOW YOU DOIN'?

If we had two dimes for every time someone mislynched us, we'd have ZERO DIMES.

There's just one word to describe anyone that tries to wagon us, and we're gonna... Spell it out for ya:

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SAAAAAAAAAWFT

Concept

Once upon a time, kuribo, T-Bone and Tripod decided to create a hydra that would post exclusively in the form of erotica. This greatly angered a number of players and the hydra hasn't played together since.

Games Played

We Didn't Playtest This Town Mason (With Cerberus v666 and Toon Fighter) Herbalist This game was a complete disaster. The win conditions were vague and so everyone lost. One of the masons died early, Trouser God had to out themselves to save the third. kuribo got pissed off and was barred from posting anymore the first day. T-Bone got spoiled the second day and wasn't allowed to post anymore. Basically, the entire game was one big pissing contest of inefficiency and was a primary motivation for kuribo to retire yet again.

Games Modded

Three-Pronged Trouser God Mafia: A Game of Erotic Awakening kuribo had a blast writing the flavor for this game.