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Hi!

Games completed

TK



Signature from "Edgar Allan Poe, Probably" by Mallory Ortberg -- the-toast.net/2015/09/01/edgar-allan-poe-probably/

The Cask of Amontillado
MONTRESOR: I have had it up to here with how many times Fortunato has hurt my feelings
it’s time to bury him alive instead of ever saying I don’t like it when he does that
FORTUNADO: but what have I done to deserve this
MONTRESOR: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID
my family crest is of a nobleman who can’t take a joke
we have two methods of dealing with insults:
1) never say a word about how we feel and just silently stew
2) bury someone alive
FORTUNATO: Truly, I have no idea –
MONTRESOR: well maybe you’ll have some time to think about it after I wall you up in my wine cellar