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History

In the beginning was the Horn. And the Horn knew that it was — not just good; it was awesome.
One bright sunny day, the Horn deigned to fashion an equestrian mammal to ferry itself around.
Then the Horn planted itself into the horse's forehead, and at that moment... history was written.
The ultimate being came into existence, and this being became known as THE FIRST UNICORN.
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Members

Neighing Unicorns (Active)

Last updated 10 March 2011. Due again for update on 10 April 2011.

Mafiascum name Xbox LIVE name Tag K/D P3 OR Rank / Responsibilites Nickname Comments
1  ReaperCharlie  Reaper Charlie BACN 1.02 — 5  Co-Founder, Historian  Alpha Unicorn  
2  Fritzler  FunkmasterFritz 1CRN 0.80 Up.gif.01 10  Co-Founder, Karaoke singer  White Unicorn  Stop... Unicorn Time!
4  AGar  The1AndOnlyAGar N848 0.54 Dn.gif.02 14  Original Member  Asian Unicorn  (is Asian)
6  Stefunny  Stefunny85 MILK 0.97 — 6  Original Member  Beaver Scraper  married to Fuben84
7  Jack Forman  Fuben84 BAGL 0.85 — 9  Original Member  Foobs  married to Stefunny85
10  N/A  HamboBlank HAMO 1.61 Up.gif.03 1  Member    not from mafiascum
11  scotmany12  everlong1289 EJ12 1.10 — 4  Member  David Grohl  
13  N/A  xXEpicRainbowXx BLOW 1.24 Up.gif.01 3  Member    not from mafiascum
14  N/A  XxSoakedLyricxX WIN 1.27 Dn.gif.01 2  Member    not from mafiascum
15  N/A  Trash Hammer EGGS 0.87 Dn.gif.01 8  New Member    not from mafiascum
16  KaleiÐoscøpe  Kalaydowscoop ARGH 0.78 Up.gif.09 11  New Member    
17  N/A  BaJazzled F3 0.72 Up.gif.03 12  New Member    not from mafiascum
18  N/A  XAntoftheSkyX EGGZ 0.59 — 13  New Member    not from mafiascum
19  Kise  Kaon9999 KAON 0.96 — 7  New Member    

Merely Horses (Inactive)

Mafiascum name Xbox LIVE name Tag K/D P3 OR Rank / Responsibilites Nickname Comments
3  tanstalas  Reaper Kilo EGGS 0.71 — —  Original Member  Negro Unicorn  ...breakfast?
5  Flameaxe  BuhBuhBam13 WAFL 0.90 — —  Original Member  BBM  Backslidden
8  N/A  SpadeHouseRules TOST 1.27 Dn.gif.01 —  Member    not from mafiascum
9  N/A  Thane0fFife MUFN 1.13 Dn.gif.01 —  Member  Java Unicorn  not from mafiascum
12  Brutal Assassin  skyllus zYn SKY 1.12 — —  Member  Aztec Unicorn  

Quotes

  • (unofficial slogan) "Pwnin' Newbs Since 2008!" - ReaperCharlie
  • "Guys, Unicorns exist and I am going to get one. Then you're all going to be jealous when I ride it around." - Fritzler
  • "Get your forklifts ready for today's challenge..." - Flameaxe
  • "Wait, there's a girl? BACK OUT, BACK OUT, BACK OUT, BACK OUT!" - Fritzler
  • "White is the worst camouflage color ever against flowers and rainbows. No wonder unicorns are extinct." - DrippingGoofball
    • "Plus the constant rainbows imply that it's a very wet conditions, probably swampy. Malaria probably wiped them out." - Kublai Khan
    • "Or, judging by the historical photograph provided by ReaperCharlie, mercilessly hunted to death by bloodthirsty bands of Yellow-Bellied Unicorn-Eating Chickadees." - DGB
  • "If you ain't first, you're last! And that last match, you guys were ALL last!" - Fritzler, after actually winning a match for once
    • "And yeah, I went -19, however, I got the W, and that is what I play for. Holler." -Fritzler
  • "Hey, also, if you play Halo: Reach with us, your emblem has to be a unicorn. Yes, I'm serious." - Fritzler
    • "Heh. Yeah. It's sort of a majority-forced rule that everyone needs to have a Unicorn to party with us. I don't exactly know where it started being a rule, but Fritz was the first one that had the Unicorn emblem. I used to use the serpent with the cross behind it, but they took the serpent out, and so I was homeless. The Unicorns gave me a home, and so I adopted their propaganda with zeal... and... well, here I am today. A better person." - ReaperCharlie
    • "I will be brutally, anally raped before I change my emblem to a unicorn." - Knight of Cydonia
    • "Doable." - ReaperCharlie
  • "Stef, are you a gypsy pixie? Confirm or deny." - ReaperCharlie
  • "OMG UNICORNS!!!!!" - DeathRowKitty
  • "Occupation change: Unicorn hunter time." - DTMaster
  • "I am going to get a girl unicorn. who fucks boy horses with her horn." - Fritzler
  • (talking about this pic) "I'm driving the unicorn. Stefunny is holding on.. (just before she assassinates me)" - tanstalas
  • "I love unicorns! <3" - Haylen
  • "GUYS, EXCITING NEWS! While rocking a Unicorn Emblem, a girl agreed to marry me. So yeah, Unicorns = hetero 4 lyfe. Ask Flameaxe and Reaper to confirm." - Fritzler
    • "This happened." - Flameaxe
    • "Yeah lol. It took like 3 minutes, and I was pissed because I have been talking to her for like... 5 days." - ReaperCharlie
    • "That is because no one wants to be with Asian Unicorns, they have small horns." - Fritzler
  • "ATTENTION: Thane and I just got married in Fable III." - Fritzler
    • *Throws rice and prescribes STD treatment* - Stefunny
  • "So... my wife and I are going to eat breakfast now." - ReaperCharlie (at 1 in the afternoon)
  • "Ha, we just got done playing. We had a lot of fun, between AGar, Stefunny, Flameaxe, and I. We were up to all sorts of shenanigans and unicorn stuff." - Fritzler
  • "Reaper is cheating on the Unicorns with non-unicorn emblems. Discuss. :D" - Flameaxe
  • "Also Fritz, you may not violate my cats." - Stefunny
  • "Unicorn+Narwhal=Narwhal." - gandalf5166
    • "Wouldn't unicorn+narwhal=two horned freak? Or two horned god?" - Fritzler
  • "Reck should totally get Reach so we can introduce him to Epic Rainbow... we'd be like matchmakers :P" - tanstalas
  • "We have convinced random people on Halo: Reach to embrace the power of the 1 horn." - Fritzler
  • "Where is the unicorn love tonight? Or are you all eating breakfast?" - tanstalas
  • "I totally want to come on you." - ReaperCharlie
  • "Ok, I'm gonna go put some clothes on, be right back." - Fritzler
  • "I desire one of those excellent unicorn avatars. How might one proceed in procuring such an avatar?" - quadz08
  • "Where is your unicorn, Flameaxe?" - ReaperCharlie
  • "Highlight so far: Stefunny trying to prove she can assassinate like me, she sneaks up behind me, and gets yoinked by someone else shooting me in the head. Ha, don't you look silly now Stefunny?" - Fritzler
    • "Or me trying to assassinate you as you blow up from a sticky? - Stefunny
    • "Yeah, you're a punk." - Fritzler
  • "That's the biggest man cannon I've ever seen..." - ReaperCharlie
    • *look of disbelief* "That's too big to be a man cannon." - Han Solo
  • "When Stefunny failed to show up for a scheduled meeting on Halo: Reach and didn't return any phone calls, her fellow unicorn brethren reported her missing to the local police. However, it seems even the police have been infiltrated by the mafia, for the report itself vanished. Given the situation, you all assume that Stefunny is now dead.
    Stefunny, townie, was killed on Night 2!" - Equinox, in Open 268: Raise the White Flag
  • "Stop... Unicorn Time!" - Fritzler
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