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- In the beginning was the Horn. And the Horn knew that it was—not just good; it was awesome.
- One bright sunny day, the Horn deigned to fashion an equestrian mammal to ferry itself around.
- And the Horn planted itself into the horse's forehead, and at that moment, history was written.
- This ultimate being came into existence, and this being became known as THE FIRST UNICORN.
- And all of the other beasts of the ground and fowl of the air paid homage to this glorious beast.
- It came to pass that evil came into the world, and thus the mighty Unicorn wept with jealousy.
- Not jealousy of evil, but jealousy of the world before evil entered it. Yes, it was a paradox, but
- that kind of detail did not matter to The Unicorn. And so he wept freely and without any shame.
- And it also came to pass that a strange race known only as the Covenant rained down from the
- skies in metal birds, carrying flaming swords and destroying all in their path. And thus much of
- what the Unicorn knew and loved came to be destroyed. In righteous anger, the mighty Unicorn
- decided to recreate the world in a flash of brilliance. And thus, the Unicorn Brethren came to be.
- The Unicorn Brethren fought the Covenant with with own horns (not Horns, for there is only one
- true Horn, which rests with the One True Unicorn), and though for a time it appeared that they
- might fall before the mighty onslaught of the evil Covenant, they eventually found ways in which
- to begin to fight back against the Dark Race of the Unknown. Behold, they created the MJOLNIR.
- And the MJOLNIR was strong, nigh impenetrable, and the Unicorn Brethren wore it and fought the
- Covenant gallantly. But their numbers dwindled in the absence of the One True Unicorn. For that
- blessed being had withdrawn himself, to the Fortress of the Inner Horn, and had shielded all the
- innocents from the wake of destruction that the Covenant visited upon them. And so, they wept.
- But then one pointed to the sky (with his horn of noble honour), and neighed so that others might
- listen, and take heart. For an entirely new regiment of Unicorn Warrior Brethren poured forth from
- a rift in the sky, chanting with vigor and full of life. As their manes swayed in the mighty wind, the
- sky grew dark with horror. The Covenant had amassed as one. Would the brave Unicorns survive?