The Mafia Bible

The Mafia Bible

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Created by: Cirdua

I'd appreciate some help in filling this page up. If anyone comes up with something to add, feel free to add it to the Bible, to keep things clear it would be nice if you were to begin your part with the title "Gospel of [Name of Writer]". It has to be long enough though (so no gospels of just 2 line saying:[1]Bibles suck. [2] Cirdua too. [3] Numering each sentence sucks too), and maybe later I'll bundle or move them so they can fit in better into the whole.

Genesis

[1]In the beginning there was nothing but the empty and endless void of the internet. [2]But on the first day Mith said: "Let there be light!" and the forum servers came online. [3]On the second day Mith saw how empty it was and so He said: "Let there be Words!" and words and text flooded the servers. [4]But on the third day Mith noticed how clumsy it was and so He said: "Let there be order!" and all the posts were seperated into different threads. [5]By then it was the fourth day and Mith looked at His work and decided that even now, with threads and posts, the forum was still too clumsy and user-unfriendly so He looked through the threads and moved them into topics and sub-topics. [6]These topics would all hold just one type of threads so that navigating the site would be easier. [7]On the fifth day He realized that even with His almighty powers he couldn't handle everything by himself if the site was to be a succes, so he created Q, and called him Technical Admin. [9] And the First Techical Admin supported Mith by doing His work in His place, giving Mith time to watch the forums closely. [10] On the sixth day Mith saw His work was almost done and he opened the servers so that everyone who knew about Mafia would see the forums and witness His glory. [11]