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Hello, I'm Glork. I've been playing Mafia for a few years, though I didn't join MafiaScum until mid-2005. I graduated from the University of Dayton on May 6, 2007, with a B.S. in Mathematics and a minor in economics. I was recently hired by Accenture to work as a Consulting Analyst, a job which began October 1 in Columbus, Ohio.
Pretty much all of my spare time is spent on something that involves games and/or sports. Card games, board games, strategy games, comptuer games, video games, mafia games... MLB, MLS, UEFA, NCAA (American) Football, NCAA Basketball, NFL, NHL... pretty much the only thing I don't follow is the NBA. I also enjoy movies and anime (of all kinds). I'm a huge fan of the James Bond genre, too.
I recieved the Paragon of Mafia Hunters award as the Best Mafia Catcher in the 2006 Scummies. I think I like scumhunting more than I like being scum, so I suppose that's fitting. I'm still working on improving my play as scum. I was also a judge in the '06 scummies.
I frequent ScumChat, popping in every day for at least a short while, if possible.
Other names which I have been called: Glrok, Glorkie/Glorky, Glorkish, Goose, JP. I won the extra "Win Condition" of Smalltown 2: Scrubs Mafia, for being the best roleplayer in the game. Needless to say, I am an enormous Scrubs fan. :D
My counterpart is petroleumjelly. For some time, he picked up the nickname "Glrok" while I took on "JP." That trend seems to have since then faded away.
In many game instances, I prefer "glorking" people, rather than voting, lynching, or executing them. This minor schtick became well-known upon my success as King in the original Kingmaker Mafia. BrianMcQueso later expanded upon the flavor of my preferred kill method by proclaiming PookyTheMagicalBear covered in "glorking goo" after I executed him in Kingmaker II. Thok further (though erroneously) expanded on the notion of glorking in KM2 when he reported that I had been glork'd. In reality, nobody can produce synthetic glorking goo (known as "Glork-in-a-can"), and I was probably killed by some toxic look-alike substance. However, Ether has been known to "equip" me as an attatchment, enabling her to use me to glork others in ScumChat.
Playing History
The Road to Rome Games
- Newbie 129, modded by Dranko20
- Townie -- Lynched Day 2
- Town Wins
- Newbie 208, modded by Stark
- Agent Smith, Mafia -- Lynched Day 3
- Town Wins
- Newbie 237, modded by meaning of life 42
- Doctor -- Killed Night 1
- Mafia Wins
- Newbie 249, modded by VisMaior
- Townie -- Killed Night 1
- Town Wins
- Newbie 254, modded by MeMe
- Townie -- Survived
- Town Wins
- Newbie 259, modded by SaveTheDragons
- Townie -- Killed in Endgame
- Mafia Wins
- Newbie 296, modded by Zindaras
- Townie -- Killed Night 2
- Mafia Wins
- Newbie 319, modded by Pinky
- Mafia -- Survived
- Mafia Wins
- Newbie 368, modded by Machiavellian-Mafia
- Townie -- Alive
- Mod-Abandoned
- Newbie 386, modded by Mr. Flay
- Mafia Goon -- Survived
- Mafia Wins
Little Italy and Coney Island Games (Non-Open)
- Mini 218 - KotOR Mafia, modded by Coron
- HK-47, Forced Vigilante -- Lynched Day 1
- Mafia Wins
- Mini 229, modded by EmpTyger
- Cop -- Lynched Day 1
- Mafia Wins
- Mini 265 - h4x0rz m4f14, modded by spork76
- McAffee Virus Scan, 50% Doc
- Mod-Abandoned
- Mini 267 - Communist Mafia, modded by Stark
- J.D. Rockefeller, Mafia Roleblocker -- Shot Night 4
- Town Wins
- Mini 274 - Lying Cheating Scumbag Mafia, modded by Bacde
- Mafia Goon A -- Replaced TheMachine86 Day 2, Killed Night 3
- Serial Killer (with recruit) Wins
- Mini 293 - Resident Evil 4 Mafia, modded by mikeburnfire
- Jack Krauser, Mafia Henchman -- Lynched Day 2
- Town Wins
- Mini 296 - Raj's Freaktown II, modded by rajrhcpfreak
- Kalie, Racist Roleblocker -- Killed Night 2
- Town Wins
- Mini 297 - Insect Mafia, modded by help im a bug
- Ant, Mason -- Survived
- Town Wins
- Mini 298 - Caddyshack Mafia, modded by elvis_knits
- Ty Webb, Mafia Godfather -- Lynched Day 5
- Town Wins
- Mini 303 - Princess Bride Mafia, modded by Tamuz (taken over by EmpTyger)
- Valerie, Backup Doctor -- Lynched Day 4
- Mafia Wins
- Mini 310 - Primetime TV Mafia, modded by Lostprophet
- Fear Factor, Mafia Roleblocker -- Killed Night 2
- Mod-Abandoned
- Mini 311, modded by drogue
- Townie -- Survived
- Town Wins
- Mini 317 - Jelly Mafia, modded by petroleumjelly
- Lemon Jelly, Townie -- Killed Night 2
- Mafia Wins
- Mini 334 - Band Mafia, modded by Aureal
- Piccolo, Mason -- Survived
- Town Wins
- Mini 337 - Graduation Mafia, modded by SaveTheDragons
- Doctor -- Survived
- Town Wins
- Mini 344 - Sesame Street Mafia, modded by GreenLiquid
- Grover, Doctor -- Killed Night 1
- Town Wins
- Mini 347 - Robotics Mafia, modded by Coron
- Frame (Mafia Goon)-- Lynched Day 3
- Cult Wins
- Mini 358, modded by Fortify
- Townie -- Survived to Endgame
- Town Wins
- Mini 360 - Higher Mathematics, modded by Stark
- Role Isolator -- Alive
- Mod-Abandoned
- Mini 363 -- Mostly Mute Mime Mafia, modded by Stikey
- Vote-Stealer (Pro-town) -- Survived to Endgame
- Town Wins
- Mini 393 -- Vegas Showgirls Mafia, modded by Mariyta
- Mafia Governor -- Killed Day ("Night") 2
- Game Over -- Town Wins
- Mini 402 -- 8-Bit Theater Mafia, modded by warpdragon
- Evil Princess Sara, Mafia Traitor -- Alive -- Replaced RagingRabbit Day 1
- Mod Abandoned
- Mini 410 - McDonald's Mafia, modded by ChannelDelibird
- Morgan Spurlock, Survivor -- Survived
- Town, Survivor Win
- Mini 413 -- Famous Cats Mafia, modded by bertrand
- Fred, the Undercovery Kitty -- Cop
- Town Wins
- Mini 421 -- Smalltown 2: Scrubs Mafia, modded by Adele
- Janitor, Bus Driver -- Survived
- Town Wins
- Mini 423 -- Calvin & Hobbes Mafia, modded by Mr Stoofer
- Townie -- Replaced foobardog Day 1, Lynched Day 5
- Mafia Wins
- Mini 434 -- Communiqué Mafia, modded by MeMe
- Townie -- Survived -- Replaced blahgo Day 2
- Town Wins
- Mini 463 -- Blandville 2, modded by Sarcastro
- Mafia Godfather -- Lynched Day 5
- Serial Killer Wins
- Mini 482 -- Shrek Mafia, modded by KaleiÐoscøpe
- Puss in Boots, Survivor Mason -- Replaced inHimshallibe Night 1, Survived
- Town + Survivors Win
- Mini 493 -- Methodical Mafia, modded by Mr Stoofer
- Doctor -- Killed Night 2
- Town Wins
- Mini 506: The Siena Syndicate, modded by Xdaamno
- Doctor -- Replaced tyhess Day 2, Killed Night 2
- Mafia Wins
- Mini 540: Nightmare Mafia, modded by mikeburnfire
- Strangler Mafia -- Killed Day 5
- In Progress
- Mini 545: Final Stand Mafia, modded by death_omen
- Doctor -- Killed Night One
- Town Wins
- Mini 594: Satin Doll Showdown, modded by OhGodMyLife
- ??? -- Alive
- In Progress
Theme Park Games
- Kirby Mafia, modded by GreenLiquid
- Metaknight, Cop/Doctor, -- Replaced Coron Day 2, Shot Night 3
- Serial Killer Wins
- MafiaScum Mafia Mafia, modded by BrianMcQueso
- Mathcam's Time Travel Mafia, Endgame Protector -- Replaced Eucalyptus Day 3, Killed Night 3
- Town Wins
- Norse Myth Mafia, modded by Phoebus
- Heimdall, Night Watchman -- Replaced Iammars Day 3, Casualty of Ragnarok
- Town Wins
- Best of the Internet Mafia, modded by bloojay and Crola
- Crazy Frog, Roleblocker -- Replaced Dranko20 Day 2, Killed Night 5
- Cult Wins
- Cultural Revolution Mafia, modded by Stark and DrippingGoofball
- Ding Chen, Chen Family Mason -- Killed Night 5
- Mafia Wins
- Theology Trilogy, Book 1: Bible Verse Mafia, modded by Cadmium
- Acts 4:30, Doctor -- Replaced Kerplunk Day 3, Killed Night 5
- Town, Cult, Serial Killer Win
- Lights Out Mafia, modded by Seol
- Townie -- Survived
- Glork and PBuG (Townies) Win
- Choose Someone Else's Role Mafia, modded by Commodore Amazing
- Chicagoan/Town -- Killed Night 2
- Emo Kids Mafia Wins
- Literary Mafia, modded by Alexander
- Lynch-Resistant Townie -- Replaced HairyCarey Day 2
- Mod-Abandoned
- College Mafia, modded by LoudmouthLee
- McDonalds, Serial Killer
- Mod-Abandoned
- Progressive UPick Mafia, modded by Stark
- Vesper Miller, Wal-Mart PepsiCo Goon
- Mod-Abandoned
- Post Restriction MEGA, modded by GreenLiquid
- Duckling, Mason Follower -- Replaced Nixame Day 2, Killed Night 2
- Duo Killers Win
- Goats Mafia, modded by CogitoErgoSum
- Carl, Biker Goon -- Killed Night 2
- Town Wins
- Bastard Mod Mafia, modded by VisMaior
- Werewolf -- Killed Night 4
- Mafia Wins
- Commitee Mafia, modded by Mastermind of Sin
- Cymone Jossman, Corrupted Mafia Thug -- Killed Night 5
- SK Wins
- Covert Ops Mafia, modded by Seol
- Edmond Dantes, Cop -- Replaced slash Night 3, Killed Night 7
- Town Wins
- Snakes on a Plane Mafia, modded by bluesoul
- Man Eating Hotdog, Townie -- Recruited Night 1, Killed Night 1
- Town, Survivor Win
- Two-Headed Mafia 2, modded by Courk
- Mafia -- Lynched Day 4
- Town Wins
- Kingmaker II, modded by BrianMcQueso
- Townie -- Killed Night 3
- Mafia Wins
- Space Monkey Mafia, modded by Mr Stoofer
- Space Monkey (Mafia Goon) -- Survived
- Mafia Wins
- Lights Out 2, modded by Rainbow Brite (aka Seol)
- Janine King, Townie -- Lynched Day 3
- Mafia Wins
- No Pressure Mafia, modded by Thok
- Mafia -- Replaced Max Day 2, Modkilled Day 2
- Mafia Wins
- California Trilogy - Dantès in Fresno, modded by Mr. Grey (aka mith)
- Count de Morcef, Mafia Assassin -- Replaced PlaysWithSquirrels Day 1, Survived
- Mafia & BALCO Win
- Note: Played as Gaspar in conjunction with Primate
- Fritz's Fav Fictional Figures Faction Fest, modded by Fritzler
- ??? -- Alive
- In Progress
- Mars 3: Weasel Mafia, modded by Iammars
- ??? -- Alive
- In Progress
- California Trilogy: Going to San Fransisco, modded by Mr. Grey (aka mith)
- ??? -- Alive
- In Progress
New York Games (non-Open)
- Mafia 47 - Kingmaker Mafia, modded by BrianMcQueso
- Mason -- Killed Night 4
- Town Wins
- Mafia 49, modded by SpeedyKQ
- Mafia Goon -- Lynched Day 7
- Mafia Wins
- Mafia 51 - No Use For A Title, modded by Cadmium
- Doctor -- Killed Night 4
- Town Wins
- Mafia 52 - Back To Basics, modded by VisMaior
- Townie
- Abandoned
- Mafia 54 - TGFKA Moses in Egypt, modded by KellyChen
- Townie -- Killed Night 1
- Town Wins
- Mafia 60: Face-to-Face, modded by Mr Stoofer
- Townie -- Killed Night 6
- Town Wins
- Mafia 64: The New "C9", modded by LoudmouthLee
- Cop -- Killed Night 5
- In Progress
Open Games
- Open 30: Fire and Ice, modded by Guardian
- Doctor -- Killed Night 2
- Town Wins
- Open 54: Basic 12 Player, modded by Ether
- Townie -- Killed in Endgame
- Mafia Wins
- Open 66: Quack Multiball, modded by korejora
- ??? -- Alive
- In Progress
Moderating History
- Chrono Trigger Mafia, Theme Park (Took over from bamboomancer Day 2)
- "Wait, Who Are You?" Mafia Wins
- Note: Used Gaspar account in conjunction with bamboomancer until he left the site; took over using Glork account during Day 2
- Board Games Mafia, Theme Park
- Town Wins
- Weather Mafia, Theme Park
- Mafia Wins
- Mini 341 - Bond Villain Mafia, Little Italy
- SPECTRE (Mafia) Wins
- Open 10: C9, Little Italy (took over for Max Day 1)
- Mafia Wins
- Mini 387 -- Suicide Bombers, Little Italy (Took over from mikeburnfire Day 4)
- Suicide Bombers Win
- Mini 407 - Mostly Mute Mafia: Haiku Edition, Little Italy
- Mafia Wins
- Mini 531: Martyr Mafia, Coney Island
- Infidels Win
- Mini 574: Portal Mafia, Coney Island
- Town Wins
- Newbie 367, The Road to Rome
- Town Wins
- Newbie 397, The Road to Rome
- Town Wins
Statistics
(I got a little lost while re-compiling these, but I *think* that they are accurate.)
Wins: 36
- Town Wins: 27
- Mafia Wins: 7
- Serial Killer Wins: 0
- Cult Wins: 0
- Other Wins: 2
Losses: 30
- Town Losses: 15
- Mafia Losses: 14
- Serial Killer Losses: 0
- Cult Losses: 1
- Other Losses: 0
Abandoned: 9 (5 Town, 3 Mafia, 1 SK)
Deaths: 46
- Nightkilled: 31 (24 Town, 6 Mafia/Werewolf, 1 Cult)
- Lynched: 13 (6 Town, 7 Mafia)
- Survived to Endgame: 18 (11 Town, 5 Mafia, 2 Survivor)
- Killed in Endgame: 2 (2 Town)
- Daykilled: 2 (2 Mafia)
- Modkilled: 1 (1 Mafia)
Roles:
- Vanilla Townie: 19 (1 Cult-Recruited)
- Other Townie: 1 (Lynch-Resistant)
- Doctor: 9
- Cop: 4
- Roleblocker: 2
- Forced (Overeager) Vigilante: 1
- Mason: 5
- Nurse: 1
- Cop/Doctor: 1
- Endgame Protector: 1
- Night Watchman: 1
- Vote Thief: 1
- Role Isolator: 1
- Bus Driver: 1
- Survivor: 1
- Survivor Mason: 1
- Mafia (Goon): 14
- Mafia Godfather: 2
- Mafia Roleblocker: 2
- Mafia Governor: 1
- Mafia Traitor: 1
- Mafia Assassin: 1
- Mafia (Other): 1
- Werewolf: 1
- Serial Killer: 1
- Cult Recruit: 1 (1 Vanilla Townie)