Ether

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Player Profile

A history lesson

Ether's real hair is messier.

Sophie "Ether" Lastnamewithheld used to text roleplay when she was a wee net-rat. (She is still a wee net-rat.) Then she read fanfiction. Then she joined a fan-based forum and text roleplayed a bit there. She first played mafia online when it was introduced to that forum in a messy, messy form. Ether was fascinated by the game and discovered 'Scum on its Wikipedia entry. She lurked without an account for a bit, left for summer camp for three weeks, then joined upon her return.

Ether quickly attained fame as a ScumChatter with healthy levels of sanity, maturity and libido. There was this awesome Momir game where she blatantly speedlynched Skruffs twice as a serial killer for the win. Her uPick games take a ridiculously long time to prepare.

Forum-wise, Ether is capable of displaying intelligence (except in endgame), but she doesn't do that very often. Her posts are fairly infrequent; this elevated through the first half of 2007 until she flaked entirely in May without a word. As of July 26th, she's back with a guilty preference for replacement gigs.

Little known facts

Ether does not have a conventional left arm. It was removed in a surgery which replaced it with a vacuum cleaner. (Chainsaw arms, alas, require a license.) This is how she eats so quickly. Her unique appendage can also equip some accessories which human arms can't: most notably, she can equip Glork at will to redirect his deadly glorking abilities.

Ether is not a nun. She is not Angelina Jolie. She does not live in Middlesex. She is not 26, but she is at an age where she enjoys being told that she gives off 26-vibes. Go ahead, make my day.

Ether is a Mith minion. This loyalty has cost her; the Council of ScumChat expelled her from the clique for fear that she was a cultist. She denies this charge, maintaining that she has a dual win condition. Incidentally--if you're eligible (read: female), you should join Ether, Talitha, Ibby, Bookitty and countless other role models. You should be a Mith Minion.

Ether never FoSes. Ever.

If you are not Ibby, Ether has endgamed Glork more times than you have. If you are Ibby, hi! ♥