AlSleet

AlSleet, known on match.com as "Thunder Thighs", is a mafiascum veteran. Born in the fabled El Dorado, City of Gold, he was trained as an Organ Grinder's apprentice. He peddled his songs about town square, forcing countless monkeys to dance for unenthused onlookers. After close to three years, he was arrested for cruelty to animals, when a large store of monkey carcasses were discovered in his basement. AlSleet however, being a clever madman, escaped from the blue van en route to the prison. He is currently playing mafiascum from various Internet Cafes on the run from the law in the Czech Republic. He has a sleazy B-class porn actor moustache and a tattoo of, what else, a monkey on his left buttock.