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The Unicorn Brethren are a community gaming group at Mafiascum that plays Halo Reach on Xbox Live every Wednesday night. Though started in the U.S., it did not take long at all for the Unicorns to go worldwide. We now have members from every corner of the globe, and are working tirelessly on our ultimate plan for world domination. The Unicorn Brethren were started in 2008 by ReaperCharlie, and were revived in December 2010 on Mafiascum with the founding members Fritzler, Stefunny, tanstalas, and AGar. We were soon followed by countless others down the path to true enlightenment. Quite a few people from the Unicorns have joined Mafiascum after playing with us over Xbox Live, including Fuben, HamboBlank, Eupascupa, and XAntoftheSkyX. You and any/all of your friends are always welcome to come join us, either in the Unicorn thread on Mafiascum, or on Xbox Live playing Halo Reach every Wednesday night! Make sure to bring a smile, and some rainbows and lightning bolts too! Nneeeeiiiigghhhh!!!
History
- In the beginning was the Horn. And the Horn knew that it was — not just good; it was awesome.
- One bright sunny day, the Horn deigned to fashion an equestrian mammal to ferry itself around.
- Then the Horn planted itself into the horse's forehead, and at that moment... history was written.
- The ultimate being came into existence, and this being became known as THE FIRST UNICORN.
Members
Neighing Unicorns (Active)
Last updated 05 September 2011. Due again for update on 03 October 2011.
| Mafiascum name | Xbox LIVE name | Tag | K/D | Favourite Playlist K/D | P3 | OR | Rank / Responsibilites | Nickname | Comments | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | ReaperCharlie | Reaper Charlie | BACN | 1.00 | - | — | 8 | Founder and Historian | Alpha Unicorn | NNEEEEIIIIGGHHHH!!! |
| 2 | Fritzler | FunkmasterFritz | 1CRN | 0.85 | - |  .01 |
14 | Co-Founder, Karaoke singer | White Unicorn | Stop... Unicorn Time! |
| 3 | tanstalas | Reaper Kilo | EGGS | 0.66 | - | .01 |
19 | Original Member | Negro Unicorn | ...breakfast? |
| 4 | AGar | The1AndOnlyAGar | N848 | 0.49 | SWAT 0.43 | .02 |
22 | Original Member | Asian Unicorn | (is Asian) |
| 5 | Flameaxe | BuhBuhBam13 | WAFL | 0.90 | - | — | 13 | Original Member | BBM | Officially De-Retired??? |
| 6 | Stefunny | Stefunny85 | MILK | 1.02 | SWAT 1.09 |  .02 |
7 | QUEEN UNICORN | Beaver Scraper | married to Fuben84 |
| 7 | Jack Forman (nofms) | Fuben84 | BAGL | 0.85 | SWAT 0.94 | .01 |
15 | Junior Historian | Foobs | married to Stefunny85 |
| 10 | HamboBlank (nofms) | HamboBlank | HAMO | 2.04 | Team Slayer 2.07 | .01 |
1 | Perfection Whore | HAM0 | Original Blankster |
| 11 | Eupa (nofms) | Eupascupa | EWAN | 1.48 | - | .01 |
2 | Dingo Rider | Eupascupa | My Kickass House |
| 16 | N/A | Trash Hammer | EGGS | 0.93 | - | .01 |
10 | Member | not from mafiascum | |
| 17 | KaleiÐoscøpe | Kalaydowscoop | ARGH | 1.11 | - | .05 |
6 | Member | ||
| 19 | XAntoftheSkyX (nofms) | XAntoftheSkyX | ANT | 0.56 | SWAT 0.54 | — | 20 | Member | not originally from mafiascum | |
| 20 | Kise | Kaon9999 | KAON | 0.92 | - | .05 |
11 | Member | ||
| 21 | Jahudo | Jahudo1 | PNDA | 0.96 | Team Slayer 1.03 | .02 |
9 | Red Panda Lover | ||
| 22 | Rhinox | o O Rhinox O o | RHNX | 0.91 | - | — | 12 | Member | Golden Unicorn | |
| 23 | FruitLoop (nofms) | TwoFruitLoops | BECA | 0.73 | SWAT 0.97 | .07 |
17 | Member | not originally from mafiascum | |
| 25 | LlamaFluff | PacificTiger12 | LAMA | 1.43 | Team Slayer 1.46 | .01 |
3 | Member | ||
| 26 | PokerFace | El Matador1584 | MCEN | 0.73 | Grifball 0.68 | .01 |
17 | Gametype Designer | Captain America | Forge Fanatic |
| 28 | DonJosh | IgnusCalvaria | SKLL | 0.54 | - | .01 |
21 | FNG | ||
| 29 | N/A | El Matador702 | MATA | 1.17 | - | — | 5 | FNG | ||
| 30 | N/A | The Soundchaser | CORE | 0.79 | - | — | 16 | FNG | ||
| 99 | 0.967_ | - | .002 |
99 | z | z |
Merely Horses (Inactive)
| Mafiascum name | Xbox LIVE name | Tag | K/D | P3 | OR | Rank / Responsibilites | Nickname | Comments | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8 | N/A | SpadeHouseRules | TOST | 1.26 | — | — | Member | not from mafiascum | |
| 9 | N/A | Thane0fFife | MUFN | 1.14 | — | — | Member | Java Unicorn | not from mafiascum |
| 12 | scotmany12 | everlong1289 | EJ12 | 1.09 | — | — | Member | David Grohl | |
| 13 | Brutal Assassin | skyllus zYn | SKY | 1.08 | — | — | Member | Aztec Unicorn | |
| 14 | N/A | xXEpicRainbowXx | RAIN | 1.22 | — | — | Member | not from mafiascum | |
| 15 | N/A | XxSoakedLyricxX | LAMA | 1.29 | — | — | Member | not from mafiascum | |
| 18 | N/A | BaJazzled | F3 | 0.74 | — | — | Member | not from mafiascum | |
| 24 | AKnottedRope | Acemarksman9 | ACE9 | 1.21 | .07 |
4 | Member | ||
| 27 | N/A | AvoidedKillerGs | GREG | 1.13 | — | — | Member | not from mafiascum |
No Longer Unicorns (Were they Ever?)
| Mafiascum name | Xbox LIVE name | Tag | K/D | P2 | OR | Rank / Responsibilites | Nickname | Comments | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | N/A | xHAVAKxBOYxJAK | TACO | 1.36 | — | — | New Member | not from mafiascum | |
| — | N/A | SS Shadow wolf | KGB | 0.92 | — | — | New Member | not from mafiascum |
Quotes
- (unofficial slogan) "Pwnin' Newbs Since 2008!" - ReaperCharlie
- "Guys, Unicorns exist and I am going to get one. Then you're all going to be jealous when I ride it around." - Fritzler
- "Get your forklifts ready for today's challenge..." - Flameaxe
- "Wait, there's a girl? BACK OUT, BACK OUT, BACK OUT, BACK OUT!" - Fritzler
- "White is the worst camouflage color ever against flowers and rainbows. No wonder unicorns are extinct." - DrippingGoofball
- "Plus the constant rainbows imply that it's a very wet conditions, probably swampy. Malaria probably wiped them out." - Kublai Khan
- "Or, judging by the historical photograph provided by ReaperCharlie, mercilessly hunted to death by bloodthirsty bands of Yellow-Bellied Unicorn-Eating Chickadees." - DGB
- "If you ain't first, you're last! And that last match, you guys were ALL last!" - Fritzler, after actually winning a match for once
- "And yeah, I went -19, however, I got the W, and that is what I play for. Holler." -Fritzler
- "Hey, also, if you play Halo: Reach with us, your emblem has to be a unicorn. Yes, I'm serious." - Fritzler
- "Heh. Yeah. It's sort of a majority-forced rule that everyone needs to have a Unicorn to party with us. I don't exactly know where it started being a rule, but Fritz was the first one that had the Unicorn emblem in our group on Halo Reach. I used to use the serpent with the cross behind it, but they took the serpent out, and so I was homeless. The Unicorns gave me a home, and so I adopted their propaganda with zeal... and... well, here I am today. A better person." - ReaperCharlie
- "I will be brutally, anally raped before I change my emblem to a unicorn." - Knight of Cydonia
- "Doable." - ReaperCharlie
- "Stef, are you a gypsy pixie? Confirm or deny." - ReaperCharlie
- "OMG UNICORNS!!!!!" - DeathRowKitty
- "Occupation change: Unicorn hunter time." - DTMaster
- "I am going to get a girl unicorn. who fucks boy horses with her horn." - Fritzler
- (talking about this pic) "I'm driving the unicorn. Stefunny is holding on.. (just before she assassinates me)" - tanstalas
- "I love unicorns! <3" - Haylen
- "GUYS, EXCITING NEWS! While rocking a Unicorn Emblem, a girl agreed to marry me. So yeah, Unicorns = hetero 4 lyfe. Ask Flameaxe and Reaper to confirm." - Fritzler
- "This happened." - Flameaxe
- "Yeah lol. It took like 3 minutes, and I was pissed because I have been talking to her for like... 5 days." - ReaperCharlie
- "That is because no one wants to be with Asian Unicorns, they have small horns." - Fritzler
- "ATTENTION: Thane and I just got married in Fable III." - Fritzler
- *Throws rice and prescribes STD treatment* - Stefunny
- "So... my wife and I are going to eat breakfast now." - ReaperCharlie (at 1 in the afternoon)
- "...breakfast???" - tanstalas
- "Ha, we just got done playing. We had a lot of fun, between AGar, Stefunny, Flameaxe, and I. We were up to all sorts of shenanigans and unicorn stuff." - Fritzler
- "Reaper is cheating on the Unicorns with non-unicorn emblems. Discuss. :D" - Flameaxe
- "Also Fritz, you may not violate my cats." - Stefunny
- "Unicorn+Narwhal=Narwhal." - gandalf5166
- "Wouldn't unicorn+narwhal=two horned freak? Or two horned god?" - Fritzler
- "Reck should totally get Reach so we can introduce him to Epic Rainbow... we'd be like matchmakers :P" - tanstalas
- "We have convinced random people on Halo: Reach to embrace the power of the 1 horn." - Fritzler
- "Where is the unicorn love tonight? Or are you all eating breakfast?" - tanstalas
- "I totally want to come on you." - ReaperCharlie
- "Ok, I'm gonna go put some clothes on, be right back." - Fritzler
- "I desire one of those excellent unicorn avatars. How might one proceed in procuring such an avatar?" - quadz08
- "Where is your unicorn, Flameaxe?" - ReaperCharlie
- "Highlight so far: Stefunny trying to prove she can assassinate like me, she sneaks up behind me, and gets yoinked by someone else shooting me in the head. Ha, don't you look silly now Stefunny?" - Fritzler
- "That's the biggest man cannon I've ever seen..." - ReaperCharlie
- *look of disbelief* "That's too big to be a man cannon." - Han Solo
"I mean the internet has it's ups and downs... On the down side, there are lots of sexual predators... But on the up side, there is plenty of sexual prey." - Fritzler
- "When Stefunny failed to show up for a scheduled meeting on Halo: Reach and didn't return any phone calls, her fellow unicorn brethren reported her missing to the local police. However, it seems even the police have been infiltrated by the mafia, for the report itself vanished. Given the situation, you all assume that Stefunny is now dead.
Stefunny, townie, was killed on Night 2!" - Equinox, in Open 268: Raise the White Flag - "Stop... Unicorn Time!" - Fritzler
- "What was up with those beaver scrapes you kept giving me? They weren't like the quick tea-bag way where you're like "hey I just killed you", they were more like the slow, sensual kind where it's like you're actually trying to make love with my corpse..." - Fritzler
- "A high five is more better than an overkill" as all of us are killed trying to execute the high five maneuver on Arena Zealot when someone on the other team kills us all. The High Five maneuver was made up by Fritz, two people run cw and the other two run ccw and when we meet up on the other side we jump and do a team high five. It sounded good till we were all dead lol. - Jack Forman
- "Unvote ... No more fucking unicorn hammers!" - GreyICE
- "Guys, if anyone here has a reason to be upset with RC, it is me. He stopped me from sleeping with a nubile desert rat, and creepily added my sister on facebook and talked to her." - Fritzler
- "Also: Orgasm" - KaleiÐoscøpe (just before posting a link to something awesome)
- "I'm keen to get atleast one or two strategies down for some of the maps. We act like a stampede of Unicorns when we are playing 7 unicorn FFA with one random chick LOL :P" - HamboBlank
- "They have 3 generals, we're screwed. - RC
- "But we have 3 unicorns :D" - Rhinox
- "It should be noted that I apparently can't drive a mongoose while drunk." - PokerFace
- Stefunny "So someone requested to join the group, and I don't know who it is." AGar "That'd be me." Stefunny "Wait, you're not asisan?!?!?"
- PokerFace "I'm too drunk to kill Hambo!" AntoftheSky "I'm too SOBER to kill Hambo!"
- "NO JUMPING" - Kalaydowscoop
- "NO CAMPING" - Kalaydowscoop
- "IN YOUR FACE" - Kalaydowscoop