Umbrage

About Me

The first thing you should know about me is that I do not suffer fools lightly. If I called you a dumbfuck, that is because you were being a dumbfuck. The best way to stop me from calling you a dumbfuck is to stop being a dumbfuck.

I hate Harry Potter. It's Umbrage, not Umbridge. You'd be surprised how many people make this mistake.

What else? Well, I'm Canadian, I'm a university student majoring in psychology, my favourite band is R.E.M., I play the occasional video game, I've studied ballet and other dance forms for most of my life, and I'm a Grade 8 level pianist.

My Games:

Game: Newbie 1036

Role: Vanilla Townie

Result: Town Win

Thoughts: I replaced into a very scummy slot, and although I was probably doomed from the start, I didn't help matters by playing very passively. The rest of the players grew impatient with me. I ended up being quickhammered by one of the scum, which was one of the reasons that scum was lynched the following day, so I guess I was able to do some good in my short stay.

Game: Newbie 1039

Role: Town Cop

Result: Scum Win

Thoughts: I have mixed feelings about this game. I replaced in just as my slot was going to be lynched. I managed to turn the tides and start a bandwagon on the player who was leading mine. I got him lynched, and he thankfully flipped scum RB. Only to find myself dead the next day, despite my slot softclaiming. So yeah, I hate bad docs.

Game: Rivertown Mafia

Role: Vanilla Townie

Result: Replaced Out

Thoughts: God this game was horrible. There were two kinds of players, VIs, and those who refused to lynch VIs. I was the only player who was really trying to win, everyone else was just throwing insults around and spamming the thread. When I tried to get instill some order, the mod threatened to kick me out. I had had enough, and replaced out shortly after.

-Note from sorasgoof: This is totally wrong. Read the game to see the true story. :)

-Note from Umbrage: As you can see, I am very tolerant of differing opinions on my wiki. On an unrelated note, sorasgoof SUKS.

-Note from sorasgoof: As you can see, I am very tolerant of differing opinions of myself on other peoples' wikis. On an unrelated note, Umbrage is AWSUM.

Game: Mutiny on the High Seas

Role: Scum Role Cop

Result: Scum Win

Thoughts: The town was fairly weak, and we totally had them fooled. I pulled off some excellent distancing with my partner, AurorusVox. In lylo, I sacrificed myself, letting my partner smargaret claim watcher with a guilty on me and a townie, a maneuver that luckily worked and led us to victory. I figured I was dead that day anyway, but I still can't help but wonder what would've happened if I had claimed instead. Oh well, it was a great game, not perfect, but still pretty good for my first scum game, I feel.