NabakovNabakov

Seeing as I usually travel under the guise of DonSoze whilst exploring the many wonders of the internet, I found it was pertinent to alter my psuedonym in order to aviod drawing random and unwarranted suspicion for my monkier (a crafty hybrid of the honorable Don Corleone and the mysterious and ruthless Kaiser Soze). I therefore settled upon the name of an author who I greatly admire and often attempt to imitate in writings of my own (often without sucess despite writing with the livliest prose to be mustered). So it came to pass that the surname of Vladimir Nabokov was intended to become the central pillar of my new avatar, and yet at the critical moment in which the name was to be entered, both memory and villigance in fact-checking failed to serve me, and I committed to the most curious substitution of vowels in the one single part of my newly born avatar that cannot be altered once agreed to. In this way I became NabakovNabakov, and I ask all those who enjoy the game of Mafia in my company to please immortalize this unfortunate error by pronouncing the name (even if it will never actually be formed by the tounge and the teeth but merely by the mind) Na-ba-kov as it is written, not Na-bok-of as it was intended. I intend to persue fully the consequences of my error, and I refuse to allow any of the noble players of the game Mafia to attempt to salve my self inflicted wounds.