WIFOMproducts®

WIFOMproducts® are a line of convenience products which have grown significantly in popularity over the past few years. They are sold mostly to conniving scum, but can also be pawned off on stupid townies if an opportunity presents itself. Almost exclusively, these products are rich in WIFOM content, being heavily prescribed in some instances. Certain products have been known to side effects; such as decreasing constructive mental activity, and notably, creating pointlessly cyclical arguments which can only lead to even more WIFOM.

Product listing

• WIFOMpossibilities™ -

The most basic of the WIFOMproducts® (but still a best-seller!), a WIFOMpossibility™ at its core is a ridiculous premise. But it is so much more than that. This premise must only be viable when mixed with our secret blend of WIFOM, a brain fart or two, and an undisclosed amount of mind-numbingly random speculation. If it can be believed otherwise, it is probably an impostor, and therefore not a name-brand WIFOMpossibility™. Watch out for cheap knockoffs that disguise themselves as WIFOMproducts®.

• WIFOMspiral™ -

A potent mix of WIFOM that leads trickily to even more WIFOM; this is an ingeniously conceived and one of our most finely-crafted WIFOMproducts®. Carefully blended by our top architects, a true WIFOMspiral™ will recursively reflect itself and other WIFOM arguments with the appearance of providing a solid argument. However, studies show that a properly concocted WIFOMspiral™ will not only NOT provide a solid argument, but will draw the agitator into an ever-kindling spiral which will lead to more WIFOM. Ultimately, attempting to comprehend the tangled morass of WIFOM mixed with seemingly stable expostulation will result in decreased cogitative abilities, a heightened level of vexation, and in some extreme cases even has the opposite effect of solely producing stoic apathy.