The Mafia Bible

The Mafia Bible

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Created by: Cirdua

I'd appreciate some help in filling this page up. If anyone comes up with something to add, feel free to add it to the Bible, but to keep things a bit tidy it would be nice if you were to begin your part with the title "Gospel of [YourNameHere]". It has to be long enough though (so no gospels of just 2 line saying:[1]Bibles suck. [2] Cirdua too. [3] Numering each sentence sucks too... Oh wait, that's 3 lines, srry), and maybe later I'll bundle or move them so they can fit in better into the whole.

Genesis

[1]In the beginning there was nothing but the empty and endless void of the internet. [2]But on the first day Mith said: "Let there be light!" and the forum servers came on-line. [3]On the second day Mith saw how empty it was and so He said: "Let there be Words!" and words and text flooded the servers. [4]But on the third day Mith noticed how clumsy it was and so He said: "Let there be order!" and all the posts were seperated into different threads. [5]By then it was the fourth day and Mith looked at His work and decided that even now, with threads and posts, the forum was still too clumsy and user-unfriendly so He looked through the threads and moved them into topics and sub-topics. [6]These topics would all hold just one type of threads so that navigating the site would be easier. [7]On the fifth day He realized that even with His almighty powers he couldn't handle everything by himself if the site was to be a success, so he created Q, and called him Technical Admin. [9] And the First Technical Admin supported Mith by doing His work in His place, giving Mith time to watch the forums closely. [10] On the sixth day Mith saw His work was almost done and he opened the servers so that everyone who knew about Mafia would see the forums and witness His glory. [11]The first scummer was quercitron, but he was quickly followed by Neo, mole and mudster.