The Mafia Bible

The Mafia Bible

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Written by: Cirdua

I'd appreciate some help in filling this page up. If anyone comes up with something to add, feel free to add it to the Bible, to keep things clear it would be nice if you were to begin your part with the title "Gospel of [Name of Writer]". It has to be long enough though (so no gospels of just 2 line saying:[1]Bibles suck. [2] Cirdua too. [3] Numering each sentence sucks too), and maybe later I'll bundle or move them so they can fit in better into the whole.

I also apologise to anyone named in theis text. If anyone feels offended then remember that this is a work of fiction and not the truth

Genesis

[1]In the beginning there was nothing but the empty and endless void of the internet. [2]But on the first day Mith said: "Let there be light!" and the forum servers came online. [3]On the second day Mith saw how empty it was and so He said: "Let there be Words!" and words and text flooded the servers. [4]But on the third day Mith noticed how clumsy it was and so he said: "Let there be order!" and all the posts were seperated into different threads. [5]By then it was the fourth day and Mith looked at His work and decided that even now, with threads and posts, the forum was still too clumsy and user-unfriendly so he looked through the threads and moved them into topics and sub-topics. [6]These topics would all hold just one type of threads so that navigating the site would be easier. [7] On the fifth day, Mith was pleased by His work