AniX

The legendary Daniel S. Anix, master of everything and nothing...at the same time. He is intensely eccentric, increasingly insane, and always awesome.

SUPER AWESOME RESUME...OF KNOWLEDGE!

- Invented the Mafia variation Upick, which as quickly dominated the chat mafia community. He was given the medal of Awesomeness in Duty from a Time-shifted Abe Lincoln.

- Invented eating, thus single-handily curing starvation.

- Plays by sense of smell, giving him the uncanny ability to find the scum, even if he spent the entire game not reading.

- His scumchat games always seem to end with Darth Mulder or Darth Scully killing everyone. Its best you don't ask.

- AniX doesn't have a God Complex. God has an AniX complex.

- According to the 80's, AniX logically has cold hard cash, due to the fact he is always Mr. Right.

- Known for being extremely attractive. Officially is the hottest person ever born, according to the Bible.

- Officially declared "Representative of the Hotness of Scully" by the Council of X-Phile's Affairs.

-Goes by the Alias Mr. Ex Machina. Deus to the Ladies. This is due to the fact he is so awesome he can only really play Mafia in the game's 11th hour, otherwise its just unfair. Lately, this power has become so great, it has become known as "The Power of the 11th Hour" and his title became "Mr. 11th Hour"

- Has refused on multiple occasions to show a picture of himself, for fear of having a worldwide lust overload as everyone on the internet orgasms at the same time.

- Also known as "The Boss", after defeating Bruce Springsteen in a card game. He now is routinely followed around by Tony Danza, who Anix repeatedly asks "Whose the Boss?", to which Danza must respond "You are."

-Had his beginning in Scumchat(circa 2003) running Seinfeld mafia. It single-handily multiplied viewing of Seinfeld by a factor of 11.

- Through his intense detective work, he figured out the same guy who shot the deputy, trying to frame Bob Marley for it, was also the guy who let the dogs out. This person: Cowboy Curtis from Pee-Wee's Playhouse.

-Declared a prophet and was put on the fast track to becoming the pope based on the following evidence: http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c356/AniX_/proof.jpg