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History of the Crash Song
The crash song was invented by thestatusquo during the crash of January 8th, and was sung by mole and thestatusquo in admonishment (but also to educate) the noobies who had never experienced a crash before. The crash song should be sung by all mafiascum members who are wanting very desperately to play mafia, but cannot because the site is down. It references the don't panic page of mafiascum, where users are directed when there is a crash. There is often helpful text there from mith that soothes these unwashed masses.
Lyrics of the Crash Song
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
DON'T PANIC.