JDodge

WHO IS JDODGE? (then again, who cares? Really?)

Although the more important question is "Who the (expletive deleted) cares?", we'll ignore that for now and focus on the more upbeat aspects of this enigmatic mystery.

JDodge is a student from sunny, beautiful, NASCAR and International Speedway Corporation-owned Port Orange, Florida. A suburb of Daytona Beach! NOTICE US TOO! COME ON. He joined MafiaScum in May of 2005, on a day best known as the 68th Anniversary of the Hindenburg disaster. Oh the humanity and all that crap. The following is a response he got when asking someone to describe him for use on this page:

[01:54:42 AM] ultimaavalon: big annoying jerk

His playstyle is self-described in the following three words: I don't think. He sits back, watches and then lets his instincts do all the work. This has the following side effects:

• Lurking
• General scummy tone
• Internal bleeding
• Angry demeanor
• People thinking he's just pulling names out of a hat and calling them scum (he is!)
• Nausea and vomiting

He is very proud of the fact that he manages to do absolutely 0 work in most games and still figure out who almost all of the scum are almost all of the time! And that's all I can think of or be bothered to write at the moment. Deal with it.

JDodge/Records

JDodge's Vision on Mafia. Do you really think mafia is a game? Every move you make is already programmed by the computer. At the moment the topic is up, the game is decided. You still don't get it do you? It's about the Matrix. There are no good or bad mafia players: just people who realise we live in a fake world, and those who do not. The people in the real world decide who are a worthwhile player and who become a stupid noob. When you submit your nightchoice, you didn't made the decision. There is no choice. Choice is subjective. You don't choose. Your thoughts get manipulated so the choice you make is the choice the one manipulating makes for you. You say "I lynch Battle Mage" because some Matrix geek thinks it's funny that people hate a specific player on the forums. I know about the Matrix. I've kept my powers in secrecy with some other people. When I lose, I make the decision to lose just because it would be weird to win every game. I am in fact a Matrix God. I decide what people do, what people think and what people write. You really think you would be this smart if I didn't allow you to be? The reason I'm saying this is mainly because mafia is actually not a game. It's a result we all contribute to because other people want us too. Not me, 'cuz I'm God. So if anyone says I suck at mafia, F*ck you! I'm full of win once you're done reading this. So plz don't lynch me kthxbai. -JDodge

Quotes

[08:45:19 PM] jdodge1019: I'm awfully snitty towards everybody

[08:45:20 PM] Sir Tornado 88: /agree

[01:30:20 AM] jdodge1019: But my psychiatrist helped fix that problem

[01:30:20 AM] ultimaavalon: THIS IS TRUE

[01:36:16 AM] jdodge1019: I AM CRIBBAGE

[01:36:17 AM] buhbuhbam13: cribbage is amazing

Ksc0pe (14:40:36): Dodge, say something stupid

jdodge1019 (14:40:36): oh