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A loose cannon ex-cop who plays by his own rules. Inent on killing GodOfWine. Mediocre at mafia.

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	~~AlSleet, known on match.com as "Thunder Thighs", is a mafiascum veteran. Born in the fabled El Dorado, City of Gold, he was trained as an Organ Grinder's apprentice. He peddled~~ his ~~songs about town square, forcing countless monkeys to dance for unenthused onlookers~~. After close to three years, he was arrested for cruelty to animals, when a large store of monkey carcasses were discovered in his basement. AlSleet however, being a clever madman, escaped from the blue van en route to the prison. He is currently playing mafiascum from various Internet Cafes on ~~the run from the law in the Czech Republic~~. ~~He has a sleazy B-class porn actor moustache and a tattoo of, what else, a monkey on his left buttock~~.		A loose cannon ex-cop who plays by his own rules. Inent on killing GodOfWine. Mediocre at mafia.