Content-O-Meter™

The patented Content-O-Meter™ is a unique device crafted by none other than Kmd4390. An ingenious invention, the Content-O-Meter™ uses a variety of colors in a failproof method to pinpoint exactly how much real content a player has posted throughout the duration of a game. When use of this advanced device is threatened, many players shudder in fear, for the player it is used upon generally finds themselves the target of a quicklynch mob rather quickly.

Colors

The colors used by the Content-O-Meter™ include Blue, Orange, Purple, Maroon, Green, each of which are used to measure a different kind of content posted by the player that the device is being used upon.

Blue

The color applied to posts when the player posts only RVS content.

Orange

The color applied to posts when the player posts little in the way of actual content.

Purple

The color applied to posts when the player is speaking to the game moderator.

Maroon

The color applied to posts when the player talks about things not related to the game.

Green

The color applied to posts with actual game content.

History

In the late 1980's Kmd4390 received the Most Outstanding New Scum-Catching Device Award, for inventing and fabricating the very first Content-O-Meter™, which was missing a feature or two of the current model, but still had an extremely high rate of success. Years later, he still uses that very first model 'for luck', even though the newer designs have features such as built-in chronometers or windshield wipers.