Gayle

Gayle is a MafiaScum newbie, whose terrible skills were forged in the tough streets of irc mafia games with 50 second days. As such, Gayle is completely useless and prone to only posting 'lol bandwagon' before voting randomly. Gayle is also extremely prone to emo votes over the slightest 'insult' such as 'It would help if everyone posts more'.

Biography

Gayle grew up on the farmlands of Missouri and has aspired to be a moderator for a mafia game since childhood. Gayle's early years were spent thinking up unbalanced theme games and scribbling them down in raggedy spiral notebooks. When Gayle safely completed Trial of Adulthood (a test all young missourians must go through), Gayle moved to the big city in order to obtain an internet connection. Having done so, Gayle now appears on MafiaScum hoping to some day become a great moderator.

'I want to be the very best. The best there ever was!'

Game History

Record: Two Losses. Fellow players refuse to attribute any wins to Gayle.

Newbie 865
Role: Vanilla Townie
Replay: Here
Result: Emo hammer on Day 2
In an interview after being eliminated from the game, Gayle was reported to have shouted 'Its just a god damned piece of paper!'.

Newbie 877
Role: Vanilla Townie
Replay: Here
Result: Bandwagoned on Day 1
In the Pre-Game interviews, Gayle had this to say: "We are in a hopelessly — or as you put it impossible — or how about combine and simply say hopelessly impossible situation of love.".
In a rage after being lynched, Gayle shouted "I swear to God I’m [expletive] going to take this [expletive] ball and shove it down your [expletive] throat, you hear that? I swear to God."

Newbie 884
Role: Vanilla Townie
Replay: Here
Result: Town Win. Gayle was MIA the for the entire final day.
When asked what fans should expect from the upcoming game, Gayle responded "For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it."

Mafia With The Quickness
Role: Super Saint
Replay: Here
Result: Killed Night 2.
In an angry blog post after the game, Gayle made claims of a conspiracy by the rest of the players of Mafia With The Quickness. A portion of the rant reads "The complete lack of evidence is the surest sign that the conspiracy is working. And by 'lack of evidence' I mean 'lack of scumhunting', and by 'conspiracy is working' I mean 'Haylen is playing'."

Newbie 888
Role: Vanilla Townie
Replay: Here
Result: Killed Night 1
After a terrible performance in Mafia With The Quickness, Gayle was assigned to bench warming duty. However, Gayle got a chance to join the game after several players spontaneously combusted mid-game. Gayle and fellow replacements denied allegations that they'd set fire to their replacees, saying that they had 'little to no involvement' in the burnings.

Reminder: Teleportation Mafia, Open 201, Open 203, Newbie 891, Newbie 893.

Gayle's Meta

Researching meta is time consuming. In order to save potential researchers a great deal of time and effort, we have compiled Gayle's meta here for your convenience.

• Newbie 865
  • In this game we discover that Gayle often reacts to pressure by committing suicide.
• Newbie 877
  • In this game Gayle's signature 'wishy-washy' tactic makes its first appearance. Gayle is lynched as a result.
• Mafia With The Quickness
  • Becoming smug after receiving the Super Saint role, Gayle demonstrates to the town the newly created 'lurk and vote for townies' gambit. It does not work out as planned.
  • Gayle competes with World Champion Haylen for the record of 'Greatest Number Of Useless Posts In One Game'.
• Newbie 884
  • Gayle demonstrates an inability to multitask, and completely forgets the details of the game after becoming distracted by another.
  • Having little recollection of the game, Gayle decides the best way to remedy this is to get into an argument about 'ridiculous posts' and mathematics.
• Newbie 888
  • For the first time, Gayle actually shows a tiny bit of scum hunting ability.