DrippingGoofball

DrippingGoofball

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Player Info

Terrifically and irritatingly funny player, which inevitably gets her lynched or nightkilled early in the game. A lynchalicious player and easy target for the scum to wagon, while at the same a dangerous wildcard to eliminate at night if she contrives to survive the Day 1 lynch. A choice target for Night 0 actions of every kind. If DrippingGoofball is nightkilled during Night 0, and Adele is in the game, it's almost certain that Adele has a killing role. DrippingGoofball is bertrand's mother. DrippingGoofball has been wrecking havoc in mafia games since December 23, 2005.

Awards and Titles

Award 2006 - Funniest Player [[1]]

Award 2007 - Funniest Roleclaim [[2]]: "Loser" I really thought I would coast until endgame with that one... but I was lynched!!! Luckily creativity is its own reward.

Title "I don't know" inspired by post restriction on Verbose Mafia II.

Quotes

Cogito Ergo Sum: "...we are talking about DrippingGoofball. Your scum tells do not apply here."

TheStatusQuo: "So we get rid of ZA and then have to deal with DGB? Ugh...I hate this game so much."

Adele"See, the problem with DGB is she's so committed and earnest. She'll put hours and hours into research, then use an irrelevant item of information to determine her obvscum and extrapolate an elaborate theorum from the obvscum premise. 3 pages later, she'll repeat, with a high chance of ruling out her prior obvscum as now obvtown. Lather, rinse, repeat. I suggest we try to ignore her until she makes a substantive and useful point (which she'll do every once in a while, just to force you to read all of her immense posts)."

Mastermind of Sin: "I'm wary of DGB because a game like this strikes me as one where insanity (as opposed to stupidity, in the case of Quagmire) could be a highly effective strategy for scum."

Justin Playfair: "...her play style can be strange and offputting."

armlx: "You aren't getting her. No one is."

Azrael from MTG: "You're weird. You act genuine, AND you act precisely as the scum do. You're either a tremendous actor but a poor liar, or you're a behaviorally unique townie player. At some point we really do need to find out which it is."

ZONEACE: "It's DGB. Motivation is irrelevant."

Lingo

Godfatherific: Adjective. Pertaining to a player whose play style hints of a godfather role.

Lynchalicious: Adjective. A player that is fun and easy to lynch.

Outscum: Verb. A player is outscummed when he is attacked by active scum that outnumbers active townies.

Scumdar: Noun. A mental device that detects scum from a distance. The device has several readings, in order of increasing intensity: (1) pinging, (2) sounding the alarm, (3)shooting sparks, (4) catching fire and (5) mushroom cloud.

Scummalicious: Adjective. Extremely scummy player, nearly as good as claimed scum.

Scummeter: Noun. A mental device used to measure scumminess levels.

Scumputer: Noun. A scum hunting method relying on the even scum distribution principle where voting records are input, and scum is output.

Scumvenient: Adjective. Convenient for the scum. "Un-nightkillable townie is a scumvenient claim."

Town Cred: Noun. A player may bus his buddy to gain town cred.

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Claims to Fame

• Famous for being scum on a Post Restriction Mini where she faked a debilitating restriction: posts consisted only of emoticons. Check out this typical example of an emoticon-laden post
• Favorite caper/role: replacing Vaughn in Post Restriction Mega where she inherited the role of Kamikaze, a role DGB was born to play. Twomz had 10/11 votes, and a deadline was looming. There was precious little time to get oneself lynched, and every night entailed the risk of being nightkilled. Two pages was all it took to steal all of Twomz's votes and have herself thouroughly and gloriously lynched.
• Favorite out-of-game fun: The Great Nibbler Takeover of 2008. Nibbler graphics always win.

Claims to Shame

• Claimed scum in Covert Ops with disastrous results for the game
• Got herself lynched as a Mason in Best of the Internet.
• Was genuinely hoping to fool people with this Loser claim in Bastard Mod.

Moderation History

• Cultural Revolution Mafia
• Goofball Mafia
• Ben & Jerry's Mafia
• Food Fight Mafia

Websites

• Chantal Paré, glassblower
• The Harpits' Greatest Pits - Free MP3's, you get what you pay for!
• Art of Stained Glass
• Free Stained Glass Patterns
• Chantal's Stained Glass Patterns
• Find Stained Glass Patterns
• Make Your Own Stained Glass Patterns
• Stained Glass Town Square Forum
• Web-O-Rama.net
• Free Avatars
• Chantal's Stained Glass
• Canada Gardens!
• Web Graphics
• The Blue Jay's Garden