Kuribo

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The Terry Funk of MafiaScum.net- Curse at people for a little while, hit someone with a branding iron, then retire for five months. Officially retired from playing, sticking around only for the community and to mod.

Summary / Preferences

Thirty-something professional caregiver from the East Coast with a penchant for writing erotica and for posting as if he thinks he's a low-budget Stone Cold Steve Austin. Owns cats, and they're both better at Mafia than you are.

Been playing on the site since 2007. Started out as a logical and analytical player, then developed that playstyle to a fine--- AHAHAHAHAHAH no, just kidding. He drives people into an emotional response and then judges their alignments based on that emotion.

Prefers scum over town. Considers himself to be a master of the fakeclaim. Has been known to blurt out his actual role as town in a fit of anger. Despite preferring scum, is seen by some as a strong town player. The people that think that are mostly mistaken. He's only been mislynched twice in his eight years on the site--- mostly because trying to wagon him requires an insane amount of charisma, towncred, and ability to be louder than him. Notorious for lynching the people that attempt to wagon him. Also notorious for faking guilties on mastin2 during the latter's VLAs. Currently has a guilty on mastin in this very wiki and you should vote for her right now. Unless it's Monday. Feels perfectly comfortable placing all this self-meta here in the wiki because it's common knowledge and kuribo is retired anyway.

Has never been a third party. Ever.

Dislikes Open setups and Mini Normals, prefers Large Themes and Mini Themes.

Hydras

Serene- with DrippingGoofball and Fate

Serene2- with DrippingGoofball and FakeGod

GuyInHell- Unused hydra with GuyInFreezer

Heaven and Hell- Unused hydra with pirate mollie

Hammer Bros- Once-used hydra with Quilford

Serotonin- Modding hydra with GreyICE

The Love / Hate List

LOVE: "The Murdercock." The murdercock is a righteous tool of revenge, wielded by all true townies. It is a weapon of unequaled power, destroying scum in its wake.

HATE: James Patterson. YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING WRITER. YOUR BOOKS ARE SHIT.

LOVE: "The Mist." The Mist is that enigmatic property of good scum players that allows them to completely snow an entire town. If the game state is a forest, then "The Mist" is the tricks and traps that scum have laid to keep them in the dark. Good Mist is almost completely undetectable until it's too late. The best scum players have amazing Mist. Term stolen blatantly from descriptions of Dan Gheesling's gameplay in Big Brother 14.

HATE: Being called "kurbio" or asking if the name comes from Yu-Gi-Oh. NO IT DOESN'T IT'S FROM MARIO 3 AND SPELL IT RIGHT DAMN YOUR SOUL.

LOVE: Giving long winded speeches at the time of hammering. Especially ones which imply damning the victim's soul to eternal hell, reciting the Lord's Prayer in reverse Latin, and praising Satan.

HATE: When people hurl accusations of fake rage. CONGRATULATIONS IF IT WASN'T REAL BEFORE IT IS NOW, ffs.

LOVE: Coming up with ideas for games that will never get modded.

LOVE: Most of the posters on the site, but please don't tell them I said that.

2007 - 2009: Born of Hellfire

Mini 617: Capital of the World Townie, Survived, Town wins

667: Random C9 Godfather, Lynched day 3, Town wins

Mini 656: Mini Mafia in Normal Town One-shot vig, Killed Night 3, Town wins.

Open 93: Near Vanilla Mafia Goon, Survived, Mafia wins

Mafia 85: Murder at the Bus Stop Townie, Killed Night 5, Serial Killer wins

Mafia 89: Revenge Townie, Killed Night 2, Mafia win

Mini 665 Vanilla Townie, mod abandoned after 5 pages

Unreal Tournament Mafia Mafia Goon, Mafia wins in Worst Idea variant.

US Election 08 Mafia Self Aligned Traitor, Survived, Won with Republican Mafia.

Innocence Falls Townie, Survived, Town wins.

Gangland Mafia Godfather, Lynched Day 1. Town wins.

Amish Mafia Townie, Endgamed, Mafia wins.

Hot Potato Mafia Mafia Bombmaker, Exploded Day 4, Mafia win.

Newbie #634- Ballroom Blitz Doctor, Survived, Town wins in two days with no pro-town deaths.

Scottish Mafia: Vanilla Townie, Lynched Day 2 after false-claiming Mafia Goon for my own sanity--- AND I'M GLAD I DID! Mafia Wins.

Really Bad Idea Mafia: Vanilla Townie, Killed Night 14, Town wins.

Lethal Weapon Mafia: Veteran Cop, Endgame killed, Scum win after strife220 (townie) self-lynches in LYLO.

Dynamite Stick Mafia: Vanilla Townie, Killed self and Surye (scum) Day 5, Town wins.

Welcome to Cape Town Town Doctor, Killed Night 4, Scum wins

President Maker: Mafia Goon, Executed Day 3, Town wins.

Happy Tree Friends Mafia: Pro-town suicide bomber, Killed self and Holy (scum) Day 4, Self-Aligned Serial Killer wins.

Quack Mafia: Doctor, Endgame killed, Scum Win.

Masons and Monks: Monk, killed N2, No one wins.

Mini 539 Townie, endgamed, Scum wins.

Big Brother Mafia: Replaced FaerieLord at start of Day 7, Floater, Evicted Day 7. Scum Win.

Trouble In New Catania: Tracker, Killed N2, town win.

Baby Too Much Scum: Vanilla Townie, Lynched Day 5, Scum win.

Jellyville VII: Vanilla Townie, Killed N1, town wins in 8 pages.

2011 - April 2012: The Return

After a two year hiatus, I came back to the site, a decision I regret often. Some games from 2011 - 2012 are gone forever due to a site-wide crash which resulted in six months of posts being wiped away forever. This includes a Large Normal game where I was scum with DeasVail, which we won and was pretty much my favorite win at the time.

Modern Family Mafia Phil Dunphy, Town Inventor, Killed N4. My first game with Fate, GreyICE, LadyLamdaDelta, and a few others that would become favorites of mine. Had a blast with this one.

TV UPick Mafia I was Town, scum won this, but I don't remember my role or anything about the game. Pretty sure the end was lost in the crash.

The Aftermath Town tracker, Died Night 3. This was the only game I ever played in with the entire Screaming Death Clan. If I had to replay this game, I'd have counter-claimed Fate more directly. The end was lost in the crash, but scum won. Kinda sucks that no one listened to me, because I wound up in heated arguments with every single member of the scumteam before they killed me. But, when you have a game filled with big personalities, that can happen and I was still rusty from my two year absence.

Open 345: Nomination Mafia Vanilla town, Survived, town wins. Interesting mechanic, but I don't really like Opens. Scum got roflstomped early, leaving Fate to fend for himself. He basically confessed on Day 6, stating that he couldn't keep deceiving me like he was. Sometimes the hardest part of playing Mafia is lying to your friends.

Open 350 Town Doctor, Killed Night 3, Town wins. By now the rust was coming off. I replaced into this and completely decimated the scumteam. Two people claimed vig, I picked the wrong one, but by that point it was pretty much auto-win anyway.

Open 354: Twin Trap in Morecambe Most of this game was lost in the crash, and I don't remember anything about it.

Gay Mafia Fred Phelps, Mafia Godfather, Lynched Day 6. Town and Third-Party-AIDS-giver win. A scumteam of me, [[DrippingGoofball], Katsuki, and DeltaWave? What could go wrong? We had the game on lockdown until a Fate/Nuwen hydra jailkept DW out of a kill. Then DGB and I made the infamous move of counter-claiming the masons. One was vengeful and shot DGB. After that, it was all she wrote for me. Katsuki was pretty much a done deal due to role confirmations. Still one of my favorite scum games.

Chrono Trigger Resurrection Mafia Marle, Town Doctor, Killed Night 3, Town wins. I don't remember much about this game, other than it being the first time I blurted out my role in a rage. In fact, I've done that quite frequently as doctor. I'm not a good doctor. Scum had some neat and interesting powers in this game, but town won regardless. No thanks to me.

Weather Mafia II Al Robbins, Town Coroner, Survived. Town Wins. The beginning was lost in the crash. Hot damn, this is probably my favorite town game ever. The entire playlist was pretty much an all-star game of Mafia, and so all of the scum were very experienced. When I rolled coroner, I thought it was going to be a boring role. It turned out to be pretty crucial since scum had a janitor and my role allowed us to disprove at least one fakeclaim. Also, Katsuki thought I was on the opposite scumteam and tried to kill me... But hasdgfas redirected Kats' kill back to himself, so Kats wound up suiciding on me. Thanks for that, hascow!

Open 396- Democracy Ho! Lost in the crash. I remember nothing about this game.

Artemis Fowl Mafia Lost most of it in the crash. I don't remember much about this.

May 2012 - 2013: The Dark Years

It was during this time my gameplay reached an all-time low, due to severe depression and a failing marriage.

Games Modded

Mini 735

Bipolar Mafia (Co-modded with GreyICE as Serotonin)

Uncouth Mafia (Co-modded with DrippingGoofball and FakeGod as Serene2

Three-Pronged Trouser God Mafia (Co-modded with T-Bone and Untrod Tripod as Three-Pronged Trouser God