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-== Games completed ==
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-Signature from "Edgar Allan Poe, Probably" by Mallory Ortberg -- the-toast.net/2015/09/01/edgar-allan-poe-probably/
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-!colspan="2"|The Cask of Amontillado
-|- style="vertical-align:top;"
-|rowspan="2"|'''MONTRESOR:'''
-|I have had it up to here with how many times Fortunato has hurt my feelings
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-|it’s time to bury him alive instead of ever saying I don’t like it when he does that
-|-
-|'''FORTUNADO:'''
-|but what have I done to deserve this
-|- style="vertical-align:top;"
-|rowspan="5"|'''MONTRESOR:'''
-|YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID
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-|my family crest is of a nobleman who can’t take a joke
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-|we have two methods of dealing with insults:
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-|1) never say a word about how we feel and just silently stew
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-|2) bury someone alive
-|-
-|'''FORTUNATO:'''
-|Truly, I have no idea –
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-|'''MONTRESOR:'''
-|well maybe you’ll have some time to think about it after I wall you up in my wine cellar
-|}