Remembrance

Hi there.

Newbie 1320. Town Victory. I was vanilla town. I tried to lynch both town power roles day 1 and 2 and got them to claim. I was a true-blue newbie this game. Unfortunately, the scum got sandwiched with a bunch of theory from our PR set up. It basically made it impossible to win after day 3, especially after our Jail keeper blocked the kill and our cop investigated and caught Rob13(mafia thug). I replaced out mid-day 2, and replaced back in day 4 to clear up remaining confusion of a possible fake claim by our cop. We reached a compromise, and /no lynched that day and Zephyr (our cop) investigated my scum read. I was right. Overall evaluation: Scum: competent, especially when it came to choosing night kills. Town: Healthy, a lot of discourse and ideas being thrown around. A bit of paranoia in the end, but the player's heart was in the right place. :)

Micro 137 Less Pressure Mafia. Ns invited me, I could never turn him down <3. Nightless, two mislynches to win.Mac and Goodmorning were my buds. Wisdom, Thenewearth, Bacde,Serrapaladin(IC)Sivure(IC)were town. I replaced in as endangered scum, I did okay and managed to get the wagon off me. The wagon naturally shifted to #2 scummy. He got lynched and then Bacde voted Wisdom and I scum slipped like a pro. Thankfully, Goodmorning and Mac were on and a coordinated (within a minute) vote train won us the game before Bacde could unvote, it was risky and she would have made it if we were even a little delayed, literally unvoting on the same minute the last vote came in. I got complimented :D.

Newbie 1343: Boatsauce. I got newbie lynched, or rather I almost got newbie lynched then I got mod killed for posting something alignment indicative on my wiki because I thought I was going to die. Derp. Did not get neutral survival'd so it counts as a win. Woot. Will elaborate when less busy.

Sometimes I make funny posts, I will put them here in case someone is 1. Bored enough to check my wiki (don't want to disappoint) and 2. Wants to be entertained.

Appeals:

Now, before I go to bed I would just like to say one last thing to all of you. I imagine at this point Zephyr is preparing a large argument, working the wheels in that ol' noggin of his and hoping that Kuro will be a sufficient distraction to get people off his case. But before you post that, and convince me, convince me hard with your amazing argument that absolutely obliterates my sunk cost fallacy and hard-earned confirmation bias, I would like to make an argument in return sir. I call it:

An appeal to pity

As you know, I am a complete newbie at this game, I am tiny, inexperienced, and frankly, have no clue what I'm doing. You were here, once Zephyr, you were here. In my shoes. Now, I wanted to start off my first game with a bang, Zephyr, a bang. I imagine that most newbies get lynched within the first day, maybe the second if they're lucky. Unable to defend themselves and contradicting themselves all over the place they're found easy targets by wiser scum who don't want to waste the night kill. For them, it is like taking candy from a baby Zephyr, Candy. From. A baby. You wouldn't steal candy from a baby would you Zephyr? No, of course you wouldn't. You're better than that. As you know, I will one day get out of this newbie pool and enter the big kids table, with their glassy stares and scarred, sexy visages, cigars in their mouths, with a stony continence. they'll have that on me, Zephyr they'll have stories. but I won't. Not unless you do something for me. I am appealing to your humanity when I ask you to do this, with my tiny voice I am stretching my deflated lungs here. I am pleading with you, Zephyr, please take your vote, the vote that changes everything, the vote that defines you as a human being in this place, and vote to kill yourself. I am asking this of you for you this for two reasons: 1) I want to be the first newbie that convinced scum(or town) to kill himself with his own vote on his first day with an appeal to pity argument. I will be remembered for this, take a look at my name Zephyr, I don't desire much, I just want to be...Remembered. 2) I will take it as a formal apology for forcing me to read your league of legends posts while examining your meta, I felt sick afterward.

That is all. I expect to see a dead body in here when I wake up. Have a good evening guys!

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The taste of sweet, sweet town victory. MMMM.

Gather round kiddos: it's story time!

An Appeal to Mercy

Hello everyone, I have come back from the dusty badlands for NobodySpecial's special someone. No boyfriend should have to write flavor text about the lynching of his girlfriend, it isn't right! Moreover, Rachmarie did not kill anyone! Rob13 did all of it. Think about Rob13's meta, the killing of Cub was entirely his playstyle and line of thinking. There is no doubt in my mind that Rob did the devilish deed. More evidence for your consideration, Prohawk bravely prevented Rob from killing just yesterday. This means he was double dipping, the cur! Rob is a hands-on killer and the mastermind. He deserved what he got *spits on Rob's dangling corpse.* Yes, Insanity was his accomplice, but he was insane! In the good old U.S. of A, a plea of insanity is considered grounds for forced admission to a mental hospital NOT execution of a pure, but poorly constructed mind. Mrs. Marie dutifully replaced into a slot with a troubled history. Yet, there has been no blood split. I know, in my heart, this is because she could not bear to kill us simple towns folk. She is innocent, innocent I say! I do this in part because Nobody has been good to me, and really, hasn't he been good to all of us? He has educated us in the ways of Mafia and he should be spared, spared from this horrific farce of a trail. We owe him. In closing I suggest we do as the Ancient Athenians once did, a wise society that always left the door open. I humbly request that Rachmarie be exiled from this heart broken and war torn community, so that we may be at peace. Hasn't there been enough death already? Do the right thing /Exile RachMarie.

Sheep me

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