Aunt Jemina

"If you get to be as old as I an, specific letters will blemd together."

Games

Open 449: Switch Mafia

Status: Completed.

Jennie's role: Vigilante (killed N1).

Result: Scum win (loss).

Memorable Quotes

"Cool it, Auntie."

--Voidedmafia, upon Auntie's replacing in.

"FESS UP! WHERE ARE THE REAL PANCAKES HIDDEN?"

--Jal.

"The scum took them away, deary. The reason I'm in this game is to take them back. ;)"

--Aunt Jemina.

"You know she's going to say something dumb like, "I'm just an old lady with no powers" or something like that."

--Greygnarl.

"Sorry to burst your bubble, but I'm pretty sure that's the real Aunt Jemina."

"This self-picture was obviously taken from a camera phone pointed at a mirror she's holding up."

--Jal, picturing Auntie's avatar.

"This old lady inherited a gun from a kind young man named Krazy. Unfortunately, the one delivering it, our kind moddie, neglected to mention if it had been used yet. (In you youngster's terms, congrats; you just outed your fucking vig.)"

--Aunt Jemina, when forced to claim.

"Respect your elders."

--Aunt Jemina, bah post after crosskilling a scum player.

"Aunt, you were the best player in the game. I am very serious. I wish I knew your main. Please play with me in every game. I love yoouu"

--Jal, to the dead Auntie.

Micro 59: At One Fell Swoop

Status: Completed.

Jennie's role: Townie (survived).

Result: Town Win.

Memorable Quotes

"Before I say anything else, one question burns. Are you aware that you spelled it incorrectly?"

--Vi.

"If you get to be as old as I an, specific letters will blemd together."

--Aunt Jemina.

"The player seems fairly polite and capable of dropping it when things get more serious; that's how a posting gimmick should go, even if the letters do blemd together."

--Tierce, in the dead quicktopic

"CES, if you're still around, what do you make of Aunt Jemima's posts?"

--Empire.

"Two thumbs up!"

--Cogito Ergo Sum.

Open 446: C9++ (Avast! Viruses!)

Status: Ongoing.

Jennie's role: Innocent Child.