AniX

The legendary Daniel S. Anix, master of everything and nothing...at the same time. He is intensely eccentric, increasingly insane, and always awesome.

Why God has an AniX complex

- Dan Anix invented the Mafia variation Upick, which has quickly dominated the chat mafia community and has even spread over to forum mafia.

- Dan Anix has an obsessive love for FBI Special Agent Dr. Dana Katherine Scully. It is from this gimmick his title of "Scully Stalker" comes.

- Despite the aforementioned Scully love, Dan Anix is a heteroromantic asexual, meaning he doesn't want anything to do with your diseased snakes, chest cancer sacs, or the old people wounds between your legs. That doesn't mean he can't or doesn't want to love, he just doesn't want to do it through touching.

- Dan Anix was the first one to buck the GTKAS queue, making him the origin of one of the more pervasive fads on Mafiascum.

- Dan Anix is known by the alias "Mr. 11th Hour" due to his uncanny ability to lurk throughout an entire game and then, at the final moments before his side is going to lose, appear out of nowhere and break the game open. The lurk time has been handwaved away as everything from laziness to prep time to a restriction to keep the game from ending too early.

- Dan Anix once single-handily shut down mafiascum on the first "Trademark Day" by effectively spamming the board with 11 threads, each of which was extremely image and text heavy. It has forced mith to come on bent knee each successive year, using the very name of the day to beg Dan Anix to "Not break the site." In Dan AniX's benevolence, he has not.

- Dan Anix searches for particularly keywords related to himself every few hours. If you wish to summon him to a thread, one must simply say his name and he will appear.

Rumors You Should Know are Incredibly True

- Dan Anix invented eating, thus single-handily curing starvation.

- According to the 80's, Dan Anix logically has cold hard cash, due to the fact he is always Mr. Right.

- Dan Anix has refused on multiple occasions to show a picture of himself, for fear of having a worldwide lust overload as everyone on the internet orgasms at the same time.

- Dan Anix is also known as "The Boss", after defeating Bruce Springsteen in a card game with the title as ante, when Springsteen was taken by suprise by a late game evolution into a Charizard. He now is routinely followed around by Tony Danza, who Anix repeatedly asks "Whose the Boss?", to which Danza must respond "You are."

- Dan Anix had his beginning in Scumchat(circa 2003) running Seinfeld mafia. It single-handily multiplied viewing of Seinfeld by a factor of 11.

- Through his intense detective work, Dan Anix figured out the same guy who shot the deputy, trying to frame Bob Marley for it, was also the guy who let the dogs out. This person: Cowboy Curtis from Pee-Wee's Playhouse.

- Dan Anix was declared a prophet and was put on the fast track to becoming the pope based on the following evidence: http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c356/AniX_/proof.jpg