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==A history lesson==
==A history lesson==
[[Image:Etherphoto.jpg|frame|left|A photograph of Ether from [[Starkadium]]. Her vacuum arm is obscured by her hair.]]
[[Image:Etherphoto.jpg|frame|left|A photograph of Ether from [[Starkadium]]. Her vacuum arm is obscured by her hair.]]Who can say what 2006 was truly like? Ether can't. She emerged from the depths of that time period only partially formed, with her memories hazy. For her missing limb, she obtained a mechanical replacement: a vacuum arm. For her identity, service to Lord Mith and a loyalty to the ScumChat of that era. ScumChat was a wilder place then, rumored to actually host mafia games sometimes. Ether definitely has no regrets about her miniondom, {{plink|t|8062|none at all}}.
Sophie "Ether" Lastnamewithheld used to text roleplay when she was a wee net-rat. Then she read fanfiction. Then she joined a fan-based forum and text roleplayed a bit there. She first played mafia online when it was introduced to that forum in a messy, messy form. Ether was fascinated by the game and discovered 'Scum on its Wikipedia entry. She lurked without an account for a bit, left for summer camp for three weeks, then joined upon her return on July 24, 2006.


Ether quickly attained fame as a ScumChatter with healthy levels of sanity, maturity and libido. There was this awesome Momir game where she blatantly speedlynched [[Skruffs]] ''twice'' as a [[serial killer]] for the win. Her uPick games take a ridiculously long time to prepare. Her ScumChat visits are much less frequent nowadays, but she's usually on AIM at CaffieneDeity to talk theory or mod a game.
She flourished as a ScumChatter then, but she was troubled. Her playstyle was marred by constant lurking, and the guilt that followed. Those traits never really went away, although the lurking is much less common now. Her alignment is going to be completely obvious, because she is terrible scum. Ether is now a manic-depressive lunatic who cracks if she ever slows down, and she would like to lead your town.


On the forum scene, Ether steadily became lurkier and lurkier, and eventually flaked from the site entirely in early May 2007 without a word. She returned on July 26th, and insists that anything earlier than that is not canon. (Except possibly [http://www.mafiascum.net/archive/viewtopic.php?t=3757 Newbie 259], an ironic origin story. She's never scum anymore, which is good because her town play is noticeably more active and enjoyable for everyone involved.) After playing reliably for about a year, Ether has polarized into an unstable lurkerspammer. She perceives no in between, even if you do, and it's easy for her to get into a cycle of lurking if she ever slows down. She should get over this.
Ether has helped shape the site as you know it! She is pretty sure hydras are at least partially her fault, although she doesn't have the logs to prove this anymore. Mafia [[Encryptor|encryptors]] are hers. [[Neapolitan|Neapolitans]] are on the normal whitelist thanks to her, and you should use a ton of them. They're really cool.


Ether has attended three 'Scum meets so far: [[Starkadium]] and Yosarian's Parents' BeachBam in 2008, and Yosarian's Parents' BeachBash in 2009. She mostly sings karaoke and sleeps.
Speaking of that, Ether is the weird grandmother of the [[Normal Game Review Group]]. She didn't last long officially reviewing every single normal game, but she did keep going just long enough to convince the site that it needed to keep that position filled, with or without her. She has recently joined the NRG in its modern form, and like a good grandmother she is here to shower it with affection, junk food and immaculate reviews. These reviews are probably a little more townsided than you're used to, but in her defense, towns are really stupid and we don't give the scum nearly enough credit.


==Little known facts==
Ether is also deeply artistic. Known to some as the Lyrical Rampage, she has a ton of {{plink|t|62195|mafia filk}} to share, and she is totally prepared to belt it out. She would be delighted to make you an avatar, and like the best creative works, that avatar will probably have the face of [[Yosarian2]]'s wife photoshopped into it. Ether holds a scummie for her [[Telephone Pictionary]] modding in Mish Mash, and has somehow become the only person who runs them at all these days.
Ether does not have a conventional left arm. It was removed in a surgery which replaced it with a vacuum cleaner. (Chainsaw arms, alas, require a license.) This is how she eats so quickly. Her unique appendage can also equip some accessories which human arms can't: most notably, she can equip [[Glork]] at will to redirect his deadly glorking abilities.
 
Ether is not a nun. She is not Angelina Jolie. Her screen name is not obscene and should not require the use of asterisks. She does not live in Middlesex. She is not 26, but she ''is'' at an age where she enjoys being told that she gives off 26-vibes.
 
Ether is a Mith minion. This loyalty has cost her; the [[petroleumjelly|Council]] [[Fritzler|of]] [[Glork|ScumChat]] expelled her from the clique for fear that she was a cultist. She insists that she has a dual win condition, but admits that there are some [http://www.mafiascum.net/archive/viewtopic.php?t=8062 drawbacks] to this. Incidentally--if you're eligible (read: female), you should join Ether, [[Talitha]], [[Ibaesha|Ibby]], Bookitty, [[Mizzy]] and countless other role models. You should be a Mith Minion.


==Games==
==Games==
Although Ether started playing on Mafiascum in July 2006 immediately after joining, she doesn't really want to talk about her first year of play. And it's not gonna help you meta her anyway. So we'll start with July 2007. Comments later, possibly.
Although Ether started playing on Mafiascum in July 2006 immediately after joining, she doesn't really want to talk about her first year of play. And it's not gonna help you meta her anyway. So we'll start with July 2007.


* [http://www.mafiascum.net/archive/viewtopic.php?t=5704 Open 35 - Big Love]
* {{plink|t|5704|Open 35 - Big Love}}
** ''(Replaced in Page 38; alive 73 pages.) Pro-town vanilla, endgamed Day 5. Loss.''
** ''(Replaced in Page 38; alive 73 pages.) Pro-town vanilla, endgamed Day 5. Loss.''


* [http://www.mafiascum.net/archive/viewtopic.php?t=5998 Mini 494 - Farscape]
* {{plink|t|5998|Mini 494 - Farscape}}
** ''(Replaced in Page 8; replaced out Page 31; Page; alive 23 pages.) Pro-town vanilla ("grunt"), technically replaced Day 4.''
** ''(Replaced in Page 8; replaced out Page 31; Page; alive 23 pages.) Pro-town vanilla ("grunt"), technically replaced Day 4.''
** I was replaced not for inactivity but for a slip that gave me more information than I should have had. That makes the outcome a bit more painful...maybe I could have pulled out a win.
** I was replaced not for inactivity but for a slip that gave me more information than I should have had. That makes the outcome a bit more painful...maybe I could have pulled out a win.


* [http://www.mafiascum.net/archive/viewtopic.php?t=6236 Normal 70 - Traditional]
* {{plink|t|6236|70 - Traditional}}
** ''(Replaced in Page 6; alive 111 pages.) Pro-town unconfirmed mason, endgamed Day 8. Loss.''
** ''(Replaced in Page 6; alive 111 pages.) Pro-town unconfirmed mason, endgamed Day 8. Loss.''


* [http://www.mafiascum.net/archive/viewtopic.php?t=6703 Mini 524 - Short & Sweet 2]
* {{plink|t|6703|Mini 524 - Short & Sweet 2}}
** ''(Replaced in Page 2; alive 5 pages.) Pro-town vanilla ("hedgewitch"), killed Day 2. Win.''
** ''(Replaced in Page 2; alive 5 pages.) Pro-town vanilla ("hedgewitch"), killed Day 2. Win.''


* [http://www.mafiascum.net/archive/viewtopic.php?t=6899 Mini 535 - Pick Your Poison 2]
* {{plink|t|6899|Mini 535 - Pick Your Poison 2}}
** ''(Alive 45 pages.) Pro-town vanilla-turned-mason, survived. Win.''
** ''(Alive 45 pages.) Pro-town vanilla-turned-mason, survived. Win.''


* [http://www.mafiascum.net/archive/viewtopic.php?t=7037 Newbie 530]
* {{plink|t|7037|Newbie 530}}
** ''(Replaced out Page 7; alive 6 pages.) Mafia roleblocker, replaced Day 1.''
** ''(Replaced out Page 7; alive 6 pages.) Mafia roleblocker, replaced Day 1.''


* [http://www.mafiascum.net/archive/viewtopic.php?t=5465 Egypt Mafia]
* {{plink|t|5465|Egypt Mafia}}
** ''(Replaced in Page 75; alive 20 pages.) Pro-town sort-of-confirmed mason ("Osiris"), sort of endgamed. Sort of a draw.''
** ''(Replaced in Page 75; alive 20 pages.) Pro-town sort-of-confirmed mason ("Osiris"), sort of endgamed. Sort of a draw.''
** But we definitely beat [[Yosarian2|Yosarian]].
** But we definitely beat [[Yosarian2|Yosarian]].


* [http://www.mafiascum.net/archive/viewtopic.php?t=7691 Mini 574 - Portal]
* {{plink|t|7691|Mini 574 - Portal}}
** ''(Replaced in Page 9; alive 14 pages.) Pro-town roleblocker ("Cake Core"), survived. Win.''
** ''(Replaced in Page 9; alive 14 pages.) Pro-town roleblocker ("Cake Core"), survived. Win.''


* [http://www.mafiascum.net/archive/viewtopic.php?t=8109 Pick Your Poison 3]
* {{plink|t|8109|Pick Your Poison 3}}
** ''(Alive 43 pages.) Pro-town supersaint, killed Night 4. Loss.''
** ''(Alive 43 pages.) Pro-town supersaint, killed Night 4. Loss.''


* [http://www.mafiascum.net/archive/viewtopic.php?t=8276 Mini 594 - Satin Doll Showdown]
* {{plink|t|8276|Mini 594 - Satin Doll Showdown}}
** ''(Alive 28 pages.) Pro-town vanilla, killed Night 3. Win.''
** ''(Alive 28 pages.) Pro-town vanilla, killed Night 3. Win.''


* [http://www.mafiascum.net/archive/viewtopic.php?t=8721 Invitational 10]
* {{plink|t|8721|Invitational 10}}
** ''(Replaced out Page 39; alive 27 pages.) Pro-town one-shot vig ("Pie_is_good"), replaced Day 1.''
** ''(Replaced out Page 39; alive 27 pages.) Pro-town one-shot vig ("Pie_is_good"), replaced Day 1.''


* [http://www.mafiascum.net/archive/viewtopic.php?t=9849 Mini 707 - Cops and Robbers]
* {{plink|t|9849|Mini 707 - Cops and Robbers}}
** ''(Alive 43 pages.) Pro-town vanilla, killed Night 2. Loss.''
** ''(Alive 43 pages.) Pro-town vanilla, killed Night 2. Loss.''


* [http://www.mafiascum.net/archive/viewtopic.php?t=9927 Newbie 707 - Nitoville, Steel Ward]
* {{plink|t|9927|Newbie 707 - Nitoville, Steel Ward}}
** ''(Replaced in Page 1; replaced out Page 11, alive 7 pages.) Pro-town vanilla, replaced Day 1.''
** ''(Replaced in Page 1; replaced out Page 11, alive 7 pages.) Pro-town vanilla, replaced Day 1.''


* [http://www.mafiascum.net/archive/viewtopic.php?t=10086 Mini 720 - SPQR]
* {{plink|t|10086|Mini 720 - SPQR}}
** ''(Ether + [[Patrick]] hydra; alive 16 pages) Pro-town vanilla ("conspirator"), killed Night 1. Loss.''
** ''(Ether + [[Patrick]] hydra; alive 16 pages) Pro-town vanilla ("conspirator"), killed Night 1. Loss.''


* [http://www.mafiascum.net/archive/viewtopic.php?t=10198 Mini 728 - Ye Olde Tymes]
* {{plink|t|10198|Mini 728 - Ye Olde Tymes}}
** ''(Replaced in Page 17; alive 9 pages.) Pro-town lover ("Staargdom"), survived. Win.''
** ''(Replaced in Page 17; alive 9 pages.) Pro-town lover ("Staargdom"), survived. Win.''


* [http://www.mafiascum.net/archive/viewtopic.php?t=11050 Mini 771 - Mafia in Ludd]
* {{plink|t|11050|Mini 771 - Mafia in Ludd}}
** ''(Alive 32 pages.) Red mafia roleblocker, lynched Day 2. Win.''
** ''(Alive 32 pages.) Red mafia roleblocker, lynched Day 2. Win.''


* [http://www.mafiascum.net/archive/viewtopic.php?t=11506 Newbie 790]
* {{plink|t|11506|Newbie 790}}
** ''(Alive 15 pages.) Pro-town vanilla, killed Night 3. Loss.''
** ''(Alive 15 pages.) Pro-town vanilla, killed Night 3. Loss.''


* [http://www.mafiascum.net/archive/viewtopic.php?t=11569 Mini 800 - cr3t1n's mafier]
* {{plink|t|11569|Mini 800 - cr3t1n's mafier}}
** ''(Replaced in Page 3; alive 15 pages.) Pro-town vanilla, killed Night 1. Loss.
** ''(Replaced in Page 3; alive 15 pages.) Pro-town vanilla, killed Night 1. Loss.''


* [http://www.mafiascum.net/archive/viewtopic.php?t=11641 Newbie 798]
* {{plink|t|11641|Newbie 798}}
** ''(Replaced in Page 8; alive 7 pages.) Pro-town vanilla, survived. Win.''
** ''(Replaced in Page 8; alive 7 pages.) Pro-town vanilla, survived. Win.''


* [http://www.mafiascum.net/archive/viewtopic.php?t=11918 Newbie 815]
* {{plink|t|11918|Newbie 815}}
** ''(Alive 37 pages.) Pro-town vanilla, lynched Day 1. Win.''
** ''(Alive 37 pages.) Pro-town vanilla, lynched Day 1. Win.''


* [http://www.mafiascum.net/archive/viewtopic.php?t=11674 Boost 2]
* {{plink|t|11674|Boost 2}}
** ''(Replaced in Page 35; alive 62 pages.) Pro-town brainwasher, survived. Win.''
** ''(Replaced in Page 35; alive 62 pages.) Pro-town brainwasher, survived. Win.''
** This was a game in which I made a series of fuck-ups and then managed to correct each of them before any damage was done. Also, I won a Best Replacement scummie for it.
** This was a game in which I made a series of fuck-ups and then managed to correct each of them before any damage was done. Also, I won a Best Replacement scummie for it.


* [http://www.mafiascum.net/archive/viewtopic.php?t=12746 Newbie 871]
* {{plink|t|12746|Newbie 871}}
** ''(Replaced out Page 29; alive 22 pages.) Pro-town vanilla, replaced Day 3.''
** ''(Replaced out Page 29; alive 22 pages.) Pro-town vanilla, replaced Day 3.''
* {{plink|t|15299|Caffwagon Invitational}}
** ''(Ether + [[Yosarian2]] hydra; alive 24 pages.) Pro-town vanilla, killed Night 1. Win.''
* {{plink|t|14983|Normal 118}}
** ''(Ether + [[Yosarian2]] hydra; replaced in Page 96; alive 4 pages.) Pro-town vanilla, survived. Win.''
* {{plink|t|15653|Oldy Mafia}}
** ''(Replaced in Page 37; alive 84 pages.) Pro-town vanilla, survived. Win.''
* {{plink|t|16513|The Mafia with the Hydras}}
** ''(Ether + [[Patrick]] hydra; alive 15 pages.) Pro-town vanilla, killed Night 1. Loss.
* {{plink|t|17259|Newbie 1096}}
** ''(Alive 30 pages.) Pro-town vanilla, endgamed Day 4. Loss.
* {{plink|t|17789|Normal 135 - Sexy Sedilla}}
** ''(Ether + [[Amrun]] hydra; alive 66 pages.) Pro-town two-shot vigilante, killed Night 4. Win.
* {{plink|t|18176|Goofbash Invitational}}
** ''(Ether + [[chamber]] hydra; alive 39 pages, but mostly chamber.) Pro-town neighbor, killed Night 1. Loss.
* {{plink|t|21484|Mini 1324 - Mostly Mute Martyr Mafia: Haiku Redux}}
** ''(Alive 17 pages.) Pro-town vanilla, replaced Night 2.
''Three years later...''
* {{plink|t|63009|Micro 515 - Chosen}}
** ''(Ether + [[Yosarian2]] hydra; alive 35 pages.) Pro-town vanilla, survived. Win.''
* {{plink|t|63646|Newbie 1656}}
** ''(Alive 52 pages.) Pro-town vanilla, lynched Day 5. Loss.''
* {{plink|t|64535|Mini 1745 - Mutant Mafia}}
** ''(Replaced in Page 24; alive 9 pages.) Pro-town lover, suicide-bombed Day 1. Win.''
* {{plink|t|65049|Blitz 21 - Hope Plus One - kibou}}
** ''(Ether + [[Plotinus]] hydra; alive 101 pages.) Pro-town macho doctor, killed Night 4. Win.''


==Testimonials==
==Testimonials==
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<br><br>(10:14:38 PM) [[Incognito|Nocitogin:]] Indeed. Ether is the kindest, sweetest, most gentle, wonderful person on Earth.
<br><br>(10:14:38 PM) [[Incognito|Nocitogin:]] Indeed. Ether is the kindest, sweetest, most gentle, wonderful person on Earth.
<br><br>(7:12:01 PM) [[Yosarian2|ArtherDent]]: 's ok.  We all love Ether.
<br><br>(7:12:01 PM) [[Yosarian2|ArtherDent]]: 's ok.  We all love Ether.
<br><br>(10:41:00 PM) [[petroleumjelly|petroleumjelly42]]: the fact still remains that the few women on 'scum still go after you in droves
<br><br>Ether is truly a kind hearted soul who rescues kittens, feeds the homeless and ocassionally will even make the sun come out and play. Any slight one reads in her posts should be disregarded because it's an obvious misinterpretation.
<br><br>Ether is truly a kind hearted soul who rescues kittens, feeds the homeless and ocassionally will even make the sun come out and play. Any slight one reads in her posts should be disregarded because it's an obvious misinterpretation.
<br>-[[Green Crayons]], [http://www.mafiascum.net/archive/viewtopic.php?p=1362636#1362636 Mini 707]
<br>-[[Green Crayons]], [https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?p=1362636#1362636 Mini 707]
<br><br>(6:35:46 PM) [[Zindaras|Zen Artros]]: Forsooth Ether, thou art to me as the morning sun, encroaching upon the darkness and banishing it with thine rays of beauty. >.>
<br><br>(6:35:46 PM) [[Zindaras|Zen Artros]]: Forsooth Ether, thou art to me as the morning sun, encroaching upon the darkness and banishing it with thine rays of beauty. >.>
<br><br>[[Thestatusquo]] (15:06) she is a good lap warmer
<br>[[Cheetory6|Gorkington]] (15:06) she is good at getting rid of mushrooms
<br>Thestatusquo (15:06) and also at drinking creamer packets
<br>Thestatusquo (15:06) these are all useful skills
<br><br>(6:09:53 AM) [[Xtoxm]]: i dunno, id say youre prob one of the less scary ones
<br><br>(6:09:53 AM) [[Xtoxm]]: i dunno, id say youre prob one of the less scary ones
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Latest revision as of 04:38, 20 December 2018

A history lesson

A photograph of Ether from Starkadium. Her vacuum arm is obscured by her hair.

Who can say what 2006 was truly like? Ether can't. She emerged from the depths of that time period only partially formed, with her memories hazy. For her missing limb, she obtained a mechanical replacement: a vacuum arm. For her identity, service to Lord Mith and a loyalty to the ScumChat of that era. ScumChat was a wilder place then, rumored to actually host mafia games sometimes. Ether definitely has no regrets about her miniondom, none at all.

She flourished as a ScumChatter then, but she was troubled. Her playstyle was marred by constant lurking, and the guilt that followed. Those traits never really went away, although the lurking is much less common now. Her alignment is going to be completely obvious, because she is terrible scum. Ether is now a manic-depressive lunatic who cracks if she ever slows down, and she would like to lead your town.

Ether has helped shape the site as you know it! She is pretty sure hydras are at least partially her fault, although she doesn't have the logs to prove this anymore. Mafia encryptors are hers. Neapolitans are on the normal whitelist thanks to her, and you should use a ton of them. They're really cool.

Speaking of that, Ether is the weird grandmother of the Normal Game Review Group. She didn't last long officially reviewing every single normal game, but she did keep going just long enough to convince the site that it needed to keep that position filled, with or without her. She has recently joined the NRG in its modern form, and like a good grandmother she is here to shower it with affection, junk food and immaculate reviews. These reviews are probably a little more townsided than you're used to, but in her defense, towns are really stupid and we don't give the scum nearly enough credit.

Ether is also deeply artistic. Known to some as the Lyrical Rampage, she has a ton of mafia filk to share, and she is totally prepared to belt it out. She would be delighted to make you an avatar, and like the best creative works, that avatar will probably have the face of Yosarian2's wife photoshopped into it. Ether holds a scummie for her Telephone Pictionary modding in Mish Mash, and has somehow become the only person who runs them at all these days.

Games

Although Ether started playing on Mafiascum in July 2006 immediately after joining, she doesn't really want to talk about her first year of play. And it's not gonna help you meta her anyway. So we'll start with July 2007.

  • Open 35 - Big Love
    • (Replaced in Page 38; alive 73 pages.) Pro-town vanilla, endgamed Day 5. Loss.
  • Mini 494 - Farscape
    • (Replaced in Page 8; replaced out Page 31; Page; alive 23 pages.) Pro-town vanilla ("grunt"), technically replaced Day 4.
    • I was replaced not for inactivity but for a slip that gave me more information than I should have had. That makes the outcome a bit more painful...maybe I could have pulled out a win.
  • 70 - Traditional
    • (Replaced in Page 6; alive 111 pages.) Pro-town unconfirmed mason, endgamed Day 8. Loss.
  • Newbie 530
    • (Replaced out Page 7; alive 6 pages.) Mafia roleblocker, replaced Day 1.
  • Egypt Mafia
    • (Replaced in Page 75; alive 20 pages.) Pro-town sort-of-confirmed mason ("Osiris"), sort of endgamed. Sort of a draw.
    • But we definitely beat Yosarian.
  • Mini 574 - Portal
    • (Replaced in Page 9; alive 14 pages.) Pro-town roleblocker ("Cake Core"), survived. Win.
  • Invitational 10
    • (Replaced out Page 39; alive 27 pages.) Pro-town one-shot vig ("Pie_is_good"), replaced Day 1.
  • Mini 720 - SPQR
    • (Ether + Patrick hydra; alive 16 pages) Pro-town vanilla ("conspirator"), killed Night 1. Loss.
  • Newbie 790
    • (Alive 15 pages.) Pro-town vanilla, killed Night 3. Loss.
  • Newbie 798
    • (Replaced in Page 8; alive 7 pages.) Pro-town vanilla, survived. Win.
  • Newbie 815
    • (Alive 37 pages.) Pro-town vanilla, lynched Day 1. Win.
  • Boost 2
    • (Replaced in Page 35; alive 62 pages.) Pro-town brainwasher, survived. Win.
    • This was a game in which I made a series of fuck-ups and then managed to correct each of them before any damage was done. Also, I won a Best Replacement scummie for it.
  • Newbie 871
    • (Replaced out Page 29; alive 22 pages.) Pro-town vanilla, replaced Day 3.
  • Normal 118
    • (Ether + Yosarian2 hydra; replaced in Page 96; alive 4 pages.) Pro-town vanilla, survived. Win.
  • Oldy Mafia
    • (Replaced in Page 37; alive 84 pages.) Pro-town vanilla, survived. Win.
  • Newbie 1096
    • (Alive 30 pages.) Pro-town vanilla, endgamed Day 4. Loss.


Three years later...


  • Newbie 1656
    • (Alive 52 pages.) Pro-town vanilla, lynched Day 5. Loss.


Testimonials

(10:10:58 PM) CaffieneDeity: Guys. Am I nice?
(10:11:03 PM) CaffieneDeity: This is very important.
(10:11:07 PM) XXXpickemgenius: YES INDEED
(10:11:09 PM) jathan84: ether i'd say yes
(10:11:11 PM) soccerh888: IRL?
(10:11:13 PM) XXXpickemgenius: YES
(10:11:13 PM) Ultima Avalon: I think you are
(10:11:15 PM) XXXpickemgenius: <3
(10:11:28 PM) soccerh888: IRL or online?
(10:11:50 PM) CaffieneDeity: Uh, the person I'm proving this to is online.
(10:12:00 PM) soccerh888: yeah
(10:12:31 PM) unclexyzzy: well, you're always sitting on people in photos from starkadium, so if you were really fat or sweaty you'd be mean
(10:12:43 PM) unclexyzzy: but you don't appear to be either of those in the photos

(10:14:38 PM) Nocitogin: Indeed. Ether is the kindest, sweetest, most gentle, wonderful person on Earth.

(7:12:01 PM) ArtherDent: 's ok. We all love Ether.

(10:41:00 PM) petroleumjelly42: the fact still remains that the few women on 'scum still go after you in droves

Ether is truly a kind hearted soul who rescues kittens, feeds the homeless and ocassionally will even make the sun come out and play. Any slight one reads in her posts should be disregarded because it's an obvious misinterpretation.
-Green Crayons, Mini 707

(6:35:46 PM) Zen Artros: Forsooth Ether, thou art to me as the morning sun, encroaching upon the darkness and banishing it with thine rays of beauty. >.>

Thestatusquo (15:06) she is a good lap warmer
Gorkington (15:06) she is good at getting rid of mushrooms
Thestatusquo (15:06) and also at drinking creamer packets
Thestatusquo (15:06) these are all useful skills

(6:09:53 AM) Xtoxm: i dunno, id say youre prob one of the less scary ones

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