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'''Gayle''' is a MafiaScum newbie, whose terrible skills were forged in the tough streets of irc mafia games with 50 second days. As such, Gayle is completely useless and prone to only posting 'lol bandwagon' before voting randomly. Gayle is also extremely prone to emo votes over the slightest 'insult' such as 'It would help if everyone posts more'.
Hello, my name is Gayle. This page used to list all of the games I've played in, but I have decided to replace the list with "Random Unattributed Quote From A Mafia Game Of The Fortnight".




== Random Unattributed Quote From A Mafia Game Of The Fortnight ==


== Biography ==
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Gayle grew up on the farmlands of Missouri and has aspired to be a moderator for a mafia game since childhood. Gayle's early years were spent thinking up unbalanced theme games and scribbling them down in raggedy spiral notebooks. When Gayle safely completed Trial of Adulthood (a test all young missourians must go through), Gayle moved to the big city in order to obtain an internet connection. Having done so, Gayle now appears on MafiaScum hoping to some day become a great moderator.


'I want to be the very best. The best there ever was!'
"i am pretty happy that im not owned by some wonderbread motherfucker anymore yeah"


== Game History ==
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Record: '''Currently undefeated'''. Sources claim that this feat is despite Gayle's contribution to the games.
'''Newbie 865'''<br>
Role: Vanilla Townie<br>
Replay: [http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=12633 Here]<br>
Result: Emo hammer on Day 2<br>
''In an interview after being eliminated from the game, Gayle was reported to have shouted 'Its just a god damned piece of paper!'.''
'''Newbie 877'''<br>
Role: Vanilla Townie<br>
Replay: [http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=12870 Here]<br>
Result: Bandwagoned on Day 1<br>
''In the Pre-Game interviews, Gayle had this to say: "We are in a hopelessly — or as you put it impossible — or how about combine and simply say hopelessly impossible situation of love.".''<br>
''In a rage after being lynched, Gayle shouted "I swear to God I’m [expletive] going to take this [expletive] ball and shove it down your [expletive] throat, you hear that? I swear to God." ''
'''Newbie 884'''<br>
Role: ???<br>
Replay: [http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13000 Here]<br>
Result: *Game In Progress*<br>
''When asked what fans should expect from the upcoming game, Gayle responded "For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it."''
'''Mafia With The Quickness'''<br>
Role: Super Saint<br>
Replay: [http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13000 Here]<br>
Result: Killed Night 2.<br>
''When asked what fans should expect from the upcoming game, Gayle responded "For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it."''
''Gayle was then killed in a fatal shooting on Night 2.''
''In an angry blog post after the game, Gayle made claims of a conspiracy by the rest of the players of Mafia With The Quickness. A portion of the rant reads "The complete lack of evidence is the surest sign that the conspiracy is working. And by 'lack of evidence' I mean 'lack of scumhunting', and by 'conspiracy is working' I mean 'Haylen is playing'."
'''Newbie 888'''<br>
Role: Vanilla Townie<br>
Replay: [http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13054 Here]<br>
Result: Killed Night 1<br>
'' After a terrible performance in Mafia With The Quickness, Gayle was assigned to bench warming duty. However, Gayle got a chance to join the game after several players spontaneously combusted mid-game. Gayle and fellow replacements denied allegations that they'd set fire to their replacees, saying that they had 'little to no involvement' in the burnings.''
==Gayle's Meta==
Researching meta is time consuming. In order to save potential researchers a great deal of time and effort, we have compiled Gayle's meta here for your convenience.
*Newbie 865
**In this game we discover that Gayle often reacts to pressure by committing suicide.
*Newbie 877
**In this game Gayle's signature 'wishy-washy' tactic makes its first appearance. Gayle is lynched as a result.
*Mafia With The Quickness
**Becoming smug after receiving the Super Saint role, Gayle demonstrates to the town the newly created 'lurk and vote for townies' gambit. It does not work out as planned.
**Gayle competes with World Champion [[Haylen]] for the record of 'Greatest Number Of Useless Posts In One Game'.
*Newbie 884
**Gayle demonstrates an inability to multitask, and completely forgets the details of the game after becoming distracted by another.
**Having little recollection of the game, Gayle decides the best way to remedy this is to get into an argument about 'ridiculous posts' and mathematics.
*Newbie 888
**For the first time, Gayle actually shows a tiny bit of scum hunting ability.
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Latest revision as of 20:35, 4 December 2010

Hello, my name is Gayle. This page used to list all of the games I've played in, but I have decided to replace the list with "Random Unattributed Quote From A Mafia Game Of The Fortnight".


Random Unattributed Quote From A Mafia Game Of The Fortnight

"i am pretty happy that im not owned by some wonderbread motherfucker anymore yeah"

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