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WHO IS JDODGE? (then again, who cares? Really?)
He's that guy. The one who used to spend unholy amounts of time on the [[Song Contest]]. The one who views personal wiki pages as a mostly pointless self-masturbatory exercise in egotism, and who likes long under-used words like "self-masturbatory".


Although the more important question is "Who the (expletive deleted) cares?", we'll ignore that for now and focus on the more upbeat aspects of this enigmatic mystery.
==~STORYTIME CORNER~==


[[JDodge]] is a student from sunny, beautiful, NASCAR and International Speedway Corporation-owned Port Orange, Florida. A suburb of Daytona Beach! NOTICE US TOO! COME ON. He joined MafiaScum in May of 2005, on a day best known as the 68th Anniversary of the Hindenburg disaster. Oh the humanity and all that crap. The following is a response he got when asking someone to describe him for use on this page:
===The Woodland Creatures===


[01:54:42 AM] ultimaavalon: big annoying jerk
I once got invited to a fishing derby alongside several small woodland mammals. I refused to go because I didn't want to get into a piscine contest with a skunk.


His playstyle is self-described in the following three words: I don't think. He sits back, watches and then lets his instincts do all the work. This has the following side effects:
==Quotables==
 
*Lurking
*General scummy tone
*Internal bleeding
*Angry demeanor
*People thinking he's just pulling names out of a hat and calling them scum (he is!)
*Nausea and vomiting
 
He is very proud of the fact that he manages to do absolutely 0 work in most games and still figure out who almost all of the scum are almost all of the time! And that's all I can think of or be bothered to write at the moment. Deal with it.
 
[[JDodge/Records]]
 
==JDodge's Vision on Mafia==
 
Do you really think mafia is a game? Every move you make is already programmed by the computer. At the moment the topic is up, the game is decided. You still don't get it do you? It's about the Matrix. There are no good or bad mafia players: just people who realise we live in a fake world, and those who do not. The people in the real world decide who are a worthwhile player and who become a stupid noob. When you submit your nightchoice, you didn't made the decision. There is no choice. Choice is subjective. You don't choose. Your thoughts get manipulated so the choice you make is the choice the one manipulating makes for you. You say "I lynch Battle Mage" because some Matrix geek thinks it's funny that people hate a specific player on the forums.
 
I know about the Matrix. I've kept my powers in secrecy with some other people. When I lose, I make the decision to lose just because it would be weird to win every game. I am in fact a Matrix God. I decide what people do, what people think and what people write. You really think you would be this smart if I didn't allow you to be?
 
The reason I'm saying this is mainly because mafia is actually not a game. It's a result we all contribute to because other people want us too. Not me, 'cuz I'm God.
 
So if anyone says I suck at mafia, F*ck you! I'm full of win once you're done reading this.
So plz don't lynch me kthxbai.
 
-JDodge
 
==JDodge's Vision on Cult==
 
Bassicly, cult is everywhere in mafia games. If one dies, many follows. That's as close as cult then we will ever get. PetroleumJelly claims he doesn't like cult. What he really says is that he doesn't like corpses. We all understand that, so PetroleumJelly shouldn't play mafia. I'd post this in a general discussion thread, though I expect I would be banned for it since so many people get banned from general discussion these days.
 
What I'm trying to say is that cult is everywhere in games, but they are secretly just alignment covering players. They don't show up cult on death, because the cult exists only in the afterlife. Mods don't post results about the afterlife, because cult leader MeMe closes these threads when the games are over. I think you're figuring out my point now...
 
You're probably wondering: Is mafiascum.net bassicly a cult? Well yes. I can tell you the cult started to spread when PetroleumJelly/MeMe entered the forums. You see, if there is one player who is always complaining about cult, then it is PetroleumJelly. The fact is, PetroleumJelly is actually the cult leader, recruiting the leads of our beloved boards to cover it up. The continueing streak of death in games shows the victems of the cults, but people won't notice because MeMe locks these threads. The moderaters of these games get either brainwashed or culted as well before they are capable of updating the first post so they can show the identity of the death-cult. They forget what they know. But I know better.
 
'''Vote: PetroleumJelly'''
 
I know this will probably get me banned, but truth must act!
 
-JDodge
 
==JDodge's Vision on Hot Chicks with Bikini's==
 
'Nuff said.
 
==Quotes==


[08:45:19 PM] jdodge1019: I'm awfully snitty towards everybody
[08:45:19 PM] jdodge1019: I'm awfully snitty towards everybody
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== Disclaimer ==
 
<small>Disclaimer: All of JDodge's visions are copyrighted by KaleiÐoscøpe company © 1987-2008</small>

Latest revision as of 07:18, 20 May 2015

He's that guy. The one who used to spend unholy amounts of time on the Song Contest. The one who views personal wiki pages as a mostly pointless self-masturbatory exercise in egotism, and who likes long under-used words like "self-masturbatory".

~STORYTIME CORNER~

The Woodland Creatures

I once got invited to a fishing derby alongside several small woodland mammals. I refused to go because I didn't want to get into a piscine contest with a skunk.

Quotables

[08:45:19 PM] jdodge1019: I'm awfully snitty towards everybody

[08:45:20 PM] Sir Tornado 88: /agree



[01:30:20 AM] jdodge1019: But my psychiatrist helped fix that problem

[01:30:20 AM] ultimaavalon: THIS IS TRUE


[01:36:16 AM] jdodge1019: I AM CRIBBAGE

[01:36:17 AM] buhbuhbam13: cribbage is amazing


Ksc0pe (14:40:36): Dodge, say something stupid

jdodge1019 (14:40:36): oh


unsanitary999: I just clicked that and looked at [...] cocks

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