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WHO IS JDODGE? (then again, who cares? Really?)
He's that guy. The one who used to spend unholy amounts of time on the [[Song Contest]]. The one who views personal wiki pages as a mostly pointless self-masturbatory exercise in egotism, and who likes long under-used words like "self-masturbatory".


Although the more important question is "Who the (expletive deleted) cares?", we'll ignore that for now and focus on the more upbeat aspects of this enigmatic mystery.
==~STORYTIME CORNER~==


[[JDodge]] is a student from sunny, beautiful, NASCAR and International Speedway Corporation-owned Port Orange, Florida. A suburb of Daytona Beach! NOTICE US TOO! COME ON. He joined MafiaScum in May of 2005, on a day best known as the 68th Anniversary of the Hindenburg disaster. Oh the humanity and all that crap. The following is a response he got when asking someone to describe him for use on this page:
===The Woodland Creatures===


[01:54:42 AM] ultimaavalon: big annoying jerk <sup><nowiki>[</nowiki>''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYXqlgzAc-0 citation needed]''<nowiki>]</nowiki></sup>
I once got invited to a fishing derby alongside several small woodland mammals. I refused to go because I didn't want to get into a piscine contest with a skunk.


His playstyle is self-described in the following three words: I don't think. He sits back, watches and then lets his instincts do all the work. This has the following side effects:
==Quotables==
 
*Lurking
*General scummy tone
*Internal bleeding
*Angry demeanor
*People thinking he's just pulling names out of a hat and calling them scum (he is!)
*Nausea and vomiting
 
He is very proud of the fact that he manages to do absolutely 0 work in most games and still figure out who almost all of the scum are almost all of the time! And that's all I can think of or be bothered to write at the moment. Deal with it.
 
A lot of people ask where Jdodge got his name. He spins some story about initials and surnames, but the truth is: The more descriptive name he first chose, Jdouche, was rejected by site admins.
 
[[JDodge/Records]]
 
==Quotes==


[08:45:19 PM] jdodge1019: I'm awfully snitty towards everybody
[08:45:19 PM] jdodge1019: I'm awfully snitty towards everybody
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jdodge1019 (14:40:36): oh
jdodge1019 (14:40:36): oh
unsanitary999: I just clicked that and looked at [...] cocks


[[Category:Scummers]]
[[Category:Scummers]]
[[Category:TAs]]

Latest revision as of 07:18, 20 May 2015

He's that guy. The one who used to spend unholy amounts of time on the Song Contest. The one who views personal wiki pages as a mostly pointless self-masturbatory exercise in egotism, and who likes long under-used words like "self-masturbatory".

~STORYTIME CORNER~

The Woodland Creatures

I once got invited to a fishing derby alongside several small woodland mammals. I refused to go because I didn't want to get into a piscine contest with a skunk.

Quotables

[08:45:19 PM] jdodge1019: I'm awfully snitty towards everybody

[08:45:20 PM] Sir Tornado 88: /agree



[01:30:20 AM] jdodge1019: But my psychiatrist helped fix that problem

[01:30:20 AM] ultimaavalon: THIS IS TRUE


[01:36:16 AM] jdodge1019: I AM CRIBBAGE

[01:36:17 AM] buhbuhbam13: cribbage is amazing


Ksc0pe (14:40:36): Dodge, say something stupid

jdodge1019 (14:40:36): oh


unsanitary999: I just clicked that and looked at [...] cocks

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