JordanA24

Born: October 24th 1991

Joined MafiaScum: April 29th 2007

Game Record (Completed Games)

As town: Played 4 Won 2 Lost 2

As Mafia: Played 1 Won 1

Lynched Town 4 Scum 5 Non 0

Survived 2 NK 2 Lynched 0 Endgamed 1

Game History

Newbie 324: Mafia, Survived (Mafia Won) (Replaced XReyoX)

Replaced XReyoX on Day 1, who did a very good job of convincing the town that he was pro-town. On Day 2, the Cop outed himself as well as my scumbuddy, so we distanced ourselves, which ended up working as the two remaining townies quickly voted eachother on Day 3, which left me free to hammer one of them to win the game.

Mini 437: Hacker Mafia: Linked User (Mason) , Endgamed (SK Won) (Replaced blahgo)

Replaced Blahgo on Day 1, who inexplicably outed himself and his partner under no pressure at all, my partner was subsequently nightkilled. On Day 2, Albert.B Rampage (Scum), cleverly claimed SK to stop himself being lynched (we were in lylo), we managed to lynch another scum instead. Day 3, the real SK outed himself, we still believed Albert was real SK, but we ended up lynching the other mafia. SK targetted Albert, but for some reason, Albert went for the backup doc, ending with the SK winning. Town was unlucky to lose as doc got himself modkilled early Day 1, and all power roles, barring Backup doc, were dead by Day 2.

Mini 445: Double Mafia Double Townie, Killed Night 2 (Town Won)

Town were lucky to win this, BOTH our doctors were killed Night 0, when we accidently quicklynched a townie Day 1, I thought town had had it. Luckily, SK killed a mafiate that night, we got a second one the next day and on Night 2, the backup mod forgot about the SK's NK immunity, which was very lucky for town, otherwise we were doomed to lose, the last mafiate was lynched Day 3 thanks to our tracker and watcher.

Open 24: Texas Justice Mafia One Shot Vig, Survived (Town Won)

Very short game, lasted 9 pages (but what do you expect with Texas Justice?), lynched WhoMe? scum Day 1 (Who I really thought wasn't mafia) And the other 2 mafiates were vigged Night 1. I was pretty much a passenger in this game, I didn't even get to use my vig kill (which was a shame), as I was saving it for later. Simenon pretty much won it for the town, leading the WhoMe? bandwagon Day 1 (though admittedly randomly), and vigging another scum Night 1. Good, if short, game.

Open 23: Masons & Monks Townie, Torn Apart by Warewolves Night 0 (Warewolves Won)

Got killed Night 0, so, unfortunatly, I didn't get to do anything in this game. Town was very unlucky, there weren't ANY Mafia-Werewolf cross-kills, and we lynched townies on Days 1 & 2. By Day 3, with 5 alive, there was a Mason, 2 Mafia and 2 Werewolves left, it was left to the Mason to decide the game, and chose to side with the Werewolves in the end.

Current Games

Mini 442: Beast Wars Mafia Night 2 Still Alive

Mafia 63: Wolves! Day 4 Still Alive WE NEED REPLACEMENTS! (Replaced Bird1111)

Mini 450: Evil Genius Mafia Day 2, Minion (Vanilla Townie), Smashed into bloody pulp Night 1

Open 20: Pie C9 Day 2, Doctor, Killed Night 1

Mafia 65: The Persuit of New Vinci Day 2, Replaced by Kira for, apparently, breaking Rule 15 (No flaming). Thanks a bunch PBug.

Mafia 459: /Cows Mafia Day 3, Cult of Losing (Mafia), Lynched Day 2. LESSON LEARNT, DON'T GIVE UP SO EASILY AS SCUM!

Mafia 66: Freelancer Night 2 , Still Alive (Replaced Battle Mage)

Open 28: Quack Mafia Day 1 Still Alive

Mafia 67: No Flavour Day 4, Still Alive

Open 35: Big Love Night 1 (finally), Still Alive

Mini 477: Supersaint Nightless Day 5, Still Alive

Mini 419: Farkle Mafia Day 2, Still Alive (Replaced Mokina who replaced a3maniac who replaced Mojo)

Mini 478: Siminon's too much scum Day 2, Still Alive

Quotes

Guardian: Jordan - done nothing to assuage my suspicions, still feel bad about her

Me: Well that's the first time someone's called me that in a while

Miztef: This arguement between talitha and BM seems like a married couple bickering to me, it's going no where, and the wife will win anyway.

Pooky: Vote BM Glory to the wife!

Adel: I thought to "Glork" was to perform a particular oral feat with male genitals, or it refers to the sound made when the feat is performed

Nabakov Nabakov: While I can't profess to have any real-life experience. I believe there's a certain point where the tounge becomes more of an obstacle than a tool.

The Gllg (or Glork) Point: The point at which the above mentioned switch occurs. Usually around 6 or 7 inches.

IH: That's just shoddy performance then

Glork: I hate what you've done to my name. :/