User:Somestrangeflea

somestrangeflea

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General

The Question Mark Block.

Mario and Yoshi.

On a lonely planet, spinning its way to damnation, amid the fear and despair of a broken human race, who is left to fight for all that is good and pure and get smashed for under a fiver?

In a city gripped by fear and greed, on streets greased with blood and tears, who is left to look out for the little guy to see if he's got any money on him?

In a time future historians will one day call the past, and a place I wish I could name but it's been a confusing week, who is left to look out for the man in the street in case he wants his mobile back?

somestrangeflea, also known as Flea, SSF and Fleaboy, is a new MafiaScum player.

Flea is the official moderating man of the Gameshow Marathon on MafiaScum.

Flea currently works in Pimp My Wiki. A list of somestrangeflea pimped wikis can be found here.

Flea invented Counting (The Game). What have you done?

Flea is back, sort of.

Factfile

Name	Chris Graham
Location	Ballymena, UK
Birthday	12th June 1992
Scumday	20th June 2007
Games Completed	27

About Flea

General Stuff About Flea

• Flea is not Flee, contrary to popular belief.
• Flea is never Scum, except when he is, but even then, he's so scummy he may as well be town.
• Flea came to MafiaScum on a plane which crash-landed somewhere on the Internet.
• According to popular belief, Flea has a reputation for losing.
• Flea coined the phrase "Keffed", the literal pronunciation of the abbreviation "QFT". It is currently unknown whether this will catch on.

Some important facts about Flea have been summarised into the following poem:

Flea is not Flee.

Flea is an IC.

Flea borked QFT.

Flea won Open 33.

The Origins of "somestrangeflea"™

Chapter 1: The First Chapter

Once upon a time, some of Chris's friends were bored and decided to give him a nickname. It was eventually decided that Flea was acceptable as a nickname, using the logic:

• He's small.
• He's annoying.
• He's hard to get rid of.

A number of years later, it was discovered that none of these are actually true.

Chapter 2: The Evolution of the Flea

Around the same time that "Flea" was decided as a nickname, the Internet was getting into full swing (and by that, I mean "everyone thought dial-up was fantastic"), and Flea needed a username for websites. The first of such websites was quite popular, and Flea was already taken as a username. After making the foolish decision of leaving the "Flea" train of thought, he spent many hours unsuccessfully trying to create usernames such as "Chris01189998819991197253" and "Why_wont_you_give_me_a_username_you_fu". Many rage-destroyed-PCs later, he returned to the "Flea" train of thought, and eventually created the wonder that is "somestrangeflea".

Locating Flea on the Interwebz

• Flea on Last.FM.
• Flea's Blog on Blogspot.

Stats

Newbie games where I played as an IC are not included below.

General Stats

• Games Completed = 24
• Games "Won" = 9
• Games "Lost" = 12
• Completed Games Ongoing = 0
• Game Not Finished (Abandoned, Drawn, etc.) = 3
• Win:Loss Ratio = 3:4

Pro-Town Statistics

• Times Pro-Town = 17
• Lynched = 5
• Killed = 5
• Endgamed = 2
• Survived = 2
• Other = 3
• Lynched:Killed:Endgamed:Survived Ratio = 5:5:2:2
• Wins as town = 5
• Losses as town = 10
• Town Win:Town Loss Ratio = 1:2

Mafia Statistics

• Times Mafia = 6
• Lynched/Killed = 2
• Survived = 3
• Other = 1
• Lynched/Killed:Survived Ratio = 2:3
• Wins as Mafia = 4
• Losses as Mafia = 1
• Mafia Win:Mafia Loss Ratio = 4:1

Other Alignment Statistics

• Times Neutral = 1
• Lynched = 0
• Killed = 0
• Endgamed = 1
• Survived = 0
• Wins Neutral = 0
• Losses Neutral = 1

Games

For games in more detail than provided here, see Games in Detail

Currently Playing

Newbie Games
Game	Thread	Replaced?
Newbie 642	Thread	N/A
Open Games
Game	Thread	Replaced?
Open 82: Texas Justice	Thread	N/A
Open 83: Polygamist Mafia	Thread	N/A
Large Theme Games
Game	Thread	Replaced?
Mushroom Kingdom Mafia	Thread	N/A
Really Bad Idea	Thread	N/A

Finished

Newbie Games
Game	Thread	Replaced?	Role & Alignment	Outcome	Comment
Newbie 349	Thread	Cornrow Wallace Day 1	Vanilla, Townie	Killed Night 2, Won	After lynching the Doc day 1, and having the Cop killed off night 1, we assumed the game was lost. I managed to convince the town to lynch scum day 2, before being NKed.
Newbie 379	Thread	DanMonkey Day 2	Vanilla, Townie	Endgamed, Lost	I stand by my argument that we would have won if I'd known that the Mafia were allowed to No-NK in Newbie Games...
Newbie 398	Thread	Hyphen-ated Day 2	Vanilla, Townie	Endgamed, Lost	The last Mafia claimed Cop Day 3 and the actual Cop didn't counterclaim.
Newbie 418	Thread	Romanus Day 1	Vanilla, Townie	Lynched Day 2, Lost	A poor entry into the game, coupled with the fact that there were no powerroles, doomed this to failure.
Newbie 432	Thread	N/A	Vanilla, Mafia	Survived, Won	After having the Cop lynched Day 1, me and my partner were looking set to win on Day 2. A quicklynch opportunity arose, but my partner had fallen inactive. The town then realised that this meant he was scum, so I had to bus him. By sending in no kill on Night 2, I set myself up for a Doc claim, a gambit which would have fallen through the floor completely, had the real Doc not claimed! My finest win so far...
Newbie 477	Thread	N/A	Vanilla, Townie	Lynched Day 1, Lost	I picked out two players on Day One who I really thought were scum, got lynched, and ended up completely and utterly wrong. So, yeah...
Newbie 492	Thread	N/A	Vanilla, Townie	Killed Night 1, Lost	When I finally got around to analysing the game, Day ended quickly and I was killed before I had a chance to post it. Sucks to be me.
Newbie 522	Thread	N/A	Vanilla, Townie	Endgamed, Lost	Started terribly, got better, got betterer, lost. D=
Mini Normal Games
Game	Thread	Replaced?	Role & Alignment	Outcome	Comment
Open 28: Quack Mafia	Thread	Mert Day 1	Doc, Townie	Killed Night 2, Lost	The bizarrely high amount of replacements, coupled with the fact that far, far too many of them jumped into the game without reading, and began suggesting that the town do or not do things that were already done, basically hacked the Town's chances of winning down to 0. =(
Open 29: C9+2	Thread	N/A	Cop, Townie	Killed Night 3, Lost	I was awful. We were awful. It was awful. I refuse to speak of this game. Anymore.
Open 30: Fire and Ice Mafia	Thread	CrashTextDummie Day 3	Vanilla, Townie	Survived, Won	A fantastic game. The last Fire Mafia went suicidal and outed the first Ice Mafia, without actually giving us time to check with the Doc whether or not that was true. It turned out that it was. Very well played by Town, with a correct lynch every day, the game ended with 5 townies alive.
Open 32: Pick Your Poison	Thread	N/A	Vanilla, Townie	Lynched Day 1	Lynched Day 1 for idiotic play of the "I WERE ONLY TRYIN TO START DISCUSHIN" type...
Open 33: Crush Mafia	Thread	N/A	Mafia Godfather	Survived, Won	A terribly run game. If it had been run competently, I'd've been lynched, killing off my goon and causing an instant scum loss. If it had been run semi-competently, the Lynchee would've been lynched, causing the Lyncher to win, and an instant scum loss. However, it was run by an incompetent mod who kept changing deadlines, refusing to replace despite a ready supply of replacements and failing at counting votes, which resulted in the scum being able to quicklynch to glorious victory!
Open 34: Dethy	Thread	N/A	Vanilla, Mafia	Lynched Day 3, Lost	Despite losing, I felt this was a good game for me, simply because I managed to cause the endgame to be a 50/50 guesswork lynch, which, according to the Dethy page, is as good as scum can get it.
Open 38: Jester Mafia	Thread	N/A	Vanilla, Townie	Show-Stopper (Jester) Day 1, Lost	Fantastic play on the part of the Jester managed to end the game Day 1. =(
Open 49: Vengeful	Thread	N/A	Vanilla, Townie	Lynched Day 3, Lost	I got to take part in the day which only lasted 2 minutes. This makes my loss irrelevant.
Open 52: Texas Justice	Thread	N/A	OneShot Vig, Townie	Killed Night 1, Lost	Shot Night 1 for essentially lurking through the relative chaos and irrationality that was Day 1.
Open 58: Vengeful	Thread	N/A	Vanilla, Townie	Survived, Won	Wonderful little game which marks the first time I've been right at endgame. Awesome.
Mini 425: Generic Western Mafia	Thread	Raffles Day 2	Vanilla, Mafia	Survived, Won	A fantastic game for me. I found it difficult to fit in after replacing. I managed to survive, though mainly due the fantastic play of the Godfather and my fellow goon.
Mini 433: Dry, Bland, Generic Mafia	Thread	superstring91 Day 2	Vanilla, Townie	Lynched Day 3, Lost	Meh...
Mini 474: Bergamo Bump-Off	Thread	N/A	Serial Killer	Endgamed, Lost	Beautiful game. Loved every minute of it. Came down to a Prisoner's Dilemma-esque endgame, and I managed to successfully gambit myself as a Bulletproof townie (I had a one-shot NK immunity). I'd've won if I'd made the right Nightchoice on the final Night...
Mini Theme Games
Game	Thread	Replaced?	Role & Alignment	Outcome	Comment
Mini 419: Farkle Mafia	Thread	Nocmen Day 2	Vigilante, Town	Killed Night 2, Won	The theme started becoming worthless after around Day 3, and the game kinda stagnated midgame. That being said, an enjoyable endgame was had by many, especially the Town.
Mini 481: Speed Mafia1	Thread	N/A	Vanilla, Mafia	Vigged Night 1, Won	I was killed off by a Vig Night 1, but excellent play by my partner and the Traitor, combined with Townie modkills, managed to win the game!
Mini 516: Canyon City	Thread	N/A	Leader, Mafia	Game abandoned	A game with NPCs, which was abandoned due the the massive replacement count.
Mini 521: Speed Meta Semi-Open	Thread	N/A	Meta-Townie	Game abandoned.	A good concept, which, surprisingly, fell through when the "survive to win" aspect was removed. =(
Large Normal Games
Game	Thread	Replaced?	Role & Alignment	Outcome	Comment
Open 35: Big Love	Thread	N/A	Vanilla, Townie	Lynched Day 1, Lost	Inadvertently lynched instead of a Mafia Goon because of a mistake. Town got whitewashed. =(
Open 50: The New C9	Thread	N/A	Doc, Townie	Game abandoned.	Mass inactivity led to the eventual collapse of what I feel could have been a good game. Such a shame...
Large Theme Games
Game	Thread	Replaced?	Role & Alignment	Outcome	Comment

¹ Also known as Speed 1: Romeo and Juliet Mafia

Replaced Out

Game	Thread	Replaced By?
Mafia 67	Thread	Romanus, Day 1
BM's Mystery Mafia	Thread	Samruc, Day 5
Mini 499	Thread	Psychatrog, Day 2
Open 60: The New C9	Thread	Perfectiondoesnotexist, Day 3
Designer Mafia 2007	Thread	armlx, Day 3
Mini 520: Triumvirate Mafia	Thread	mikeburnfire, Day 2
Mini 557: Contagion	Thread	Battle Mage, Day 1

Modding Statistics

Modding Requirements

Game Type	Requirements	Fufilled?
Open	One game completed	Yes
	Three months on site	Yes
Mini Normal	One game completed	Yes
	Three months on site	Yes
Mini Theme	One modded game	Yes
Large Normal	One modded game	Yes
Large Theme	Two modded games	Yes
Newbie Game	Two modded games	Yes

Modding Style

Role PMs - The Role PMs that I will use for Open and Newbie Games, and most Normals.

Rules - The ruleset that I will use for most games.

Games Modded

Game	Thread	Status	Notes
Open 44: Twofold Mafia	Thread	Game Completed	Replaced Nightson as moderator
Mini 591: Re-Infiltration	Thread	Game Completed	N/A
Open 80: Double Day	Thread	Day 1.5	N/A

Articles

Calling the Game - Work in Progress

Quotes By People

This is where I (and you, I assume) can put all the humorous quotes you can find relating to me, or games that I am/was in.

Forum Quotes

I think he is just very, very impatient.

Rishi on somestrangeflea

ScumChat Quotes

It's one of those few "set things in the universe". Everyone always <3's Aimee, No-one signs up for Flea's game, I stink at Scumchat modding, Shanba is always thought of as a girl, and Trustgossip is always gay.

YogurtBandit on MafiaScum running jokes

Ha at chickens being SK.

JordanA24 on my ScumChat Mafia Upick Role (Gang of Three Chickens)

Flea is dead

Flea was the Unlynchable Jester

Owned

:P

That's for your last modding job

;)

Mastermind of Sin on my moderating skills

Don't try explaining sex to him, it's like trying to explain FFXII to a lemon.

Xdaamno on my sexual experience

Flea is about as gangster as a cotton swab.

thestatusquo on what everyone else was thinking.